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The ugliest lil’ troll in Trolltown

GAH! Jesus Henry Waxman is one fugly legislator. He’s also a maroon:

Victor Schwartz, a tort law expert at Shook, Hardy and Bacon in D.C., said that Waxman sees trial lawyers as positive agents of change.

“He sees tort law as a regulatory engine that’s needed just beyond legislation. He sees trial lawyers as heroic who are there to help the ordinary people,” Schwartz said.

See, Waxman put a provision in Obamacare that allows Medicaid patients to SUE if they don’t get to see a doctor. So states are already struggling to come up with money to pay doctors now, fewer and fewer doctors are willing to take Medicaid patients because they get underpaid for them. Obamacare throws a bunch of new patients into the mix, and Waxman’s solution is for heroic trial lawyers to suck squizillions more out of the system.

I don’t know enough cuss words to describe how dumb that is.

Waxman has been in Congress 18 terms, since 1975 (before he was in government he was — awwww, you guessed it — a lawyer). He represents California, so there’s no chance tea party fever will sweep him out of office. In fact, near as I can tell, he’s running unopposed.

According to his house.gov site, Waxman represents Agoura Hills, Beverly Hills, Calabasas, Hidden Hills, Malibu, Santa Monica, West Hollywood and Westlake Village, Pacific Palisades, West Hills, Canoga Park, Bel-Air, Century City, Westwood, Brentwood, Topanga, Chatsworth, Woodland Hills, Beverlywood and West Los Angeles.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that serious, SERIOUS Beautiful People territory? I think our best hope is some kind of “Oh. My. GOD! How could you vote for such a hideous little boogery troll? I feel, like, fifty percent uglier just looking at him.”

Eh. Worth a shot.


Comment from Mike C.
Time: April 2, 2010, 9:56 pm

“According to his house.gov site, Waxman represents Agoura Hills, Beverly Hills, Calabasas, Hidden Hills, Malibu, Santa Monica, West Hollywood and Westlake Village, Pacific Palisades, West Hills, Canoga Park, Bel-Air, Century City, Westwood, Brentwood, Topanga, Chatsworth, Woodland Hills, Beverlywood and West Los Angeles. ”

Thankfully, I’ve never been to any of those locales.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: April 2, 2010, 9:59 pm

Waxman is also the Freakin moron who wants to hold hearings in Clowngress to examine why the various CEO’s felt it necessary to obey Federal Law and announce the write-downs on their companies profits due ot Obamycare. Likely, he’s going to try to set a purgery trap to put these uppity CEO’s in prison for not lying in Obamy’s favor….

Comment from Allen
Time: April 2, 2010, 10:06 pm

I shudder to think what might be in his quatrains.

The Prophecies of Nostrildamus.

Before we moved to England we lived in Woodland Hills. Back then though it was solid middle class. Now parts of it are rich, and parts of it are gangstaland.

Comment from Pavel
Time: April 2, 2010, 10:16 pm

He has a truly unfortunate nose, nearly porcine in its turn-uppedness. The first time I saw a photo of him, I thought someone had photoshopped that nose onto the man.

Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: April 2, 2010, 10:48 pm

Dunno why Nancy doesn’t offer up her plastic surgeon for the guy.

Comment from Elphaba
Time: April 2, 2010, 11:56 pm

Yeah, that’s definitely “beautiful people” country, minus one, obviously. When ole Waxman fell out of the ugly tree, he hit every single branch on the way down and crashed into the hideous bush. That he keeps getting elected may have more to do with the fact that no one can be bothered to run against him. Seriously, some of those rich people might want to keep their money and might vote for an alternative if there was one.

Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: April 3, 2010, 1:31 am

He is creepy looking–he looks like he was put together in a special effects lab to look like he’s almost human–but only almost.

Comment from Hotrodelectric
Time: April 3, 2010, 4:53 am

Thankfully, I’ve never been to any of those locales.
I have, many times over the last 30+ years. That’s a lot of Citroen Car Club meetings. There is some seriously nice property through that area. A friend of mine inherited his mom’s house in Pacific Palisades just a couple of months ago. Most of the people I know up there, even if they are lefties, are at least gracious hosts. I try not to get political too much with them- they’re my customer base, dontcha know.

Dunno why Nancy doesn’t offer up her plastic surgeon for the guy.
He probably would have to charge by the square yard.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 3, 2010, 6:19 pm

Maybe Henry can take some important makeup tips from this wise Latina:

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 3, 2010, 7:19 pm

I love this lady. Eyebrowns!

“When your eyebrowns are done, you gotta give ’em the bitch test. Like, you wanna fucking fuck with me?

Comment from Uncle Pinky
Time: April 3, 2010, 7:43 pm

Think it was Tim Blair, secure in his antipodean Valhalla, that coined the descriptive “California night-beast” for this particular wart.

Don’t know why that struck me as so funny, but it is now my default setting for anything to do with this clown.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 3, 2010, 10:49 pm

Heh. The video is apparently tongue-in-cheek. I looked up her account, and the accent disappears in some of her other videos.

I don’t care. That is some FUNNY shit.

Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: April 3, 2010, 11:50 pm

It’s a good tactic of Waxman to look so much like someone pshopped him that he can’t be made to look much worse.

Although, I think a pshop morph of him into a bat is just a tacit acknowledgement of what’s already in his belfry.

Comment from MissTammy
Time: April 4, 2010, 12:39 am

The poor man cannot help his looks, but he does look exactly like that Twilight Zone episode where Donna Douglas is thought to be so hideously ugly, and has plastic surgery so she looks more like everyone else….same exact nose, I kid you not.

And he does have some opposition. It seems to be very under the radar for some reason, but there are several fairly strong Republicans running there now. That victory will be as sweet as Scott Brown’s…

Comment from jwm
Time: April 4, 2010, 3:56 am

There is a pus dripping chancre on the sphincter of the lowest demon in hell’s least favorite butt slave, and a sick maggot periodically wriggles up to lap at the putrid ooze. On the cloaca of that maggot is a particularly disgusting bacterium that is parasitic on all the other bacteria that dwell there. That particularly disgusting bacterium is Henry Waxman on a good day. Most days he is much much lower.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: April 4, 2010, 4:47 am

I think having a lawyerly diploma on your wall should mean you are for ever disqualified from running for office. The greater part of the problem with law-making bodies is they’re stuffed with fucking lawyers. Waxman is merely a more salient (and oh-my-fucking-Christ-is-the-pig-nosed-mattress=stain-so-fucking-ugly-as-to defy-reason) example of the trend towards letting those who know the law to make the law. It’s toxic.

Having said that, I’d go one step further, and say that if you are a net recipient of taxpayer funds, whether it be via salary or benefits, you lose your vote. No taxation without representation? Turnabout is a bitch, baby. Work for the DVLA? No vote for you. One of Gordon Brown’s ringworms in Milton Keynes Equality Taskforce? No vote for you. Lumpen sow that farrowed seven ASBO-ready mongoloids by seven different oxygen thieves?. No vote for you. You don’t get to be a turkey unless you’re able to vote for Christmas.

Comment from Fa Cube Itches
Time: April 4, 2010, 5:22 am

I’ve lived in California for 14 years, and this dipshit has been my Rep the entire time.

*shakes head*

Dude is gonna keep that seat until he dies or Trotsky comes back from the dead and runs against him.

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Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: April 4, 2010, 9:09 pm

Waxman is obvious proof that there are, indeed, malignant aliens among us (not all of whom come from “South of the border”), and that most (especially the worst ones) are both lawyers and Demonrats…

Simple reason why this suppurating pimple on the body politic cannot get any better looking: What plastic/reconstructive surgeon would be willing to take the risk of attempting the near-impossible – then getting sued out of existence for being unable to “improve” that physiognomy enough to stop frightening small children and stampeding large animals?

Besides – the rough estimate for any useful “improvement” to that phiz would run into six or seven figures. Wouldn’t be covered under any sort of insurance plan, of course – on grounds that “you can’t fix something that’s that badly broken.”

You’ve heard about “Too Big To Fail” – now, you’ve seen “Too Horrid To Fix”.

Comment from Bill (still the .00358% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: April 4, 2010, 10:00 pm

The Beautiful People will once again send him to Congress for the same reason that Boston kept sending Teddy the K back.

To keep him off their streets.

Comment from Desert Cat
Time: April 5, 2010, 3:33 am

He is bat-boy’s father, you know.

Comment from Bill (still the .00358% of your traffic that’s from Iraq) T
Time: April 5, 2010, 6:58 am

Anybody know how we can contact Gabriel Van Helsing?

Comment from tawny
Time: April 5, 2010, 12:16 pm

Fans of the British comedy ‘The League of Gentlemen’ will recognise Waxman as a relation of Tubbs and Edward



Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: April 5, 2010, 5:17 pm

‘member I shared this site with you? Firedoglake… well, they are all celebrating because it looks like their readership went up. Dumbshits, it was all of us teabaggers checking out their voting numbers since they were more accurate than anyone else calling the numbers. Hmm, wonder if they’ll be celebrating next month when they go back to where they belong!


Comment from jwpaine
Time: April 5, 2010, 8:16 pm

Mrs. Compton:

Fire hydrants often mistake convenience for popularity when evaluating the sudden increase in the amount of dog piss on their faces.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: April 5, 2010, 8:24 pm

I forgot to mention that the above-noted phenomenon is known scientifically as The Lewinsky Effect.

Comment from cbullitt
Time: April 7, 2010, 2:07 am

Perhaps a more recent photo?


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Comment from TwoDogs
Time: April 9, 2010, 9:25 pm

Best description I’ve heard is “He looks like a fruit bat.”

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