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Round 15: the hits just keep on comin’


DeGuerre takes the dick with Harmon Killebrew (you know what to do if you want your dick, DeGuerre). That’s two in quick succession won by sports figures I never heard of (I briefly considered disallowing them for that, but Uncle B assured me I’d look like a complete maroon if I confessed ignorance. I don’t do sports).

Right! You could slow it down a notch now, Mister Reaper.

You know the drill:

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of.

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The fabulous prize? Sweasel dot com’s unofficial sponsor, Aunty’s Spotted Dick! Mmmmm…it’s dickalicious!

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:01 pm

Survey sez:

The One and a bunch of his toadies in the Situation Room by the Religion of Peace.

I have a dream!

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:02 pm

Zsa Zsa, because this time, she means it!

 


Comment from David Gillies
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:05 pm

Saviour of the world banking system and next head of the IMF (yeah, right) the loathsome and hubristic J. Gordon Brown.

 


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:12 pm

Anwar al-Awlaki/ Aulaqi/ al-‘Awlaqī, because.

I would have put “War Powers Act,” but figured someone might notice it had died before the time stamp. And there’s no sense picking anybody virtuous – after Saturday, all dick will be for the left behind. Win!

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:16 pm

Am I early enough to claim Gaddafi? Really? How odd!

p.s. Weasel, appreciate the explanation re. sidebar. Cat will learn to scroll…

 


Comment from tawny
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:19 pm

Just because I got here early and I can I’m going with Jeff Conaway. I need more (spotted) dick.

 


Comment from Michael
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:22 pm

This time it’ll be Jimmy Carter, in the boat, with the rabbit.

If I were a celebrity, I’d fear 6:00 PM WBT:

‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage dies in a car crash
http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Report-Randy-8216-Macho-Man-8217-Savage-die?urn=top-wp98

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:26 pm

Jeff Conaway? Who ‘n’ heck is Jeff Conaway?

If that’s a sports figure, I’m’a save an out-of-date dick, just for you!

 


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:27 pm

The passing of Randy Savage, R.I.P., makes a trifecta of sports-figures-I-never-heard-of-before-they-died passings. Does the “threes” rule apply to subsets of celebrity?

 


Comment from dustoffmom
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:38 pm

I’m still sticking with Dick Cheney.

 


Comment from Oldcat
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:43 pm

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the IMF rapist

1) He has a girl’s name
2) He was on suicide watch before he lost his job

 


Comment from The Dread Pirate $ADJECTIVE Beard
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:44 pm

When the Macho Man says it’s time to go, it’s time to go.

I want Helen Thomas to die. So i guess I’ll take her for the dead pool.

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:46 pm

Jeff Conaway – longtime TV actor probably best known for his character Bobby Wheeler in the 80’s series Taxi. He’s also been battling drug addiction for a long time, and now he’s in a coma after an overdose. He was going to be my pick so now I actually have to think of one.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:49 pm

Geez, I don’t even remember the character Bobby Wheeler.

 


Comment from Oldcat
Time: May 20, 2011, 6:55 pm

Apparently he was the failed actor guy.

 


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:06 pm

I’m sticking with Lindsay Lohan

 


Comment from steve
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:25 pm

Delores Hope (She is approaching 500,000 on the old odometer….something is bound to give out soon!)

 


Comment from Nora Trane
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:30 pm

John Glenn. I have always hated him. (and as a bonus, please, please my mother-in-law)

 


Comment from Pavel
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:37 pm

Point of order, Madam Chairman.

According to the familyradio guy, the rapture will start tonight at midnight MDT. This corresponds with 12 noon at the international date line. The rapture will proceed westerly around the planet as the respective clocks strike noon.

Also according to the familyradio guy, the rolling nature of the rapture is intended to allow folks to turn on their TVs and see that it’s coming their way in sufficient time to permit them an appropriate amount of wailing and gnashing of teeth; a full twelve hours for those of us in the Rocky Mountain West. That’s a lot of gnashing.

Since Kiribati will be the first place to go, can we generically pick a famous Kiribati resident, assuming such a person exists, or would that be cheating?

Anticipating a negative ruling, I pick Billy Graham.

 


Comment from rustbucket
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:40 pm

Kirk Douglas, if’n he ain’t already cashed in.

 


Comment from Pavel
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:41 pm

I also want to take this opportunity to extend my gratitude to the Brits for being so kind as to name a foodstuff in a way that provides an essentially bottomless well of humor for Yanks.

 


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:50 pm

Micky Rooney. He has been too quiet.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:50 pm

I never tire of the spotted dick jokes, Pavel. Or blue tits. Or fat balls.

On the other hand, I made somebody at the grocery store turn pink today when I explained that the small leather bag he had slung over his shoulder was actually called a “fanny pack” (“fanny” being a much ruder word to the Brits).

As for the Rapture question — good lord, Pavel, I expect you an everyone else to be out there with me, looting all the good stuff. Surely evangelicals believe in wide-screen TV’s and SUV’s as much as the rest of us, no?

 


Comment from tawny
Time: May 20, 2011, 7:56 pm

Jeff Conaway was Kenickie in Grease (and ladies of a certain age remember him fondly)

 


Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:17 pm

Helen Thomas, because a man can dream.

 


Comment from MissTammy
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:19 pm

Nancy Reagan

 


Comment from Deborah
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:19 pm

And unintentional jokes about suspenders and pants, which, as I understand it, do not mean the same thing here as there (or knickers).

 


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:20 pm

The Dear Leader Kim Jong Il.

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:23 pm

Damn you rustbucket! You stole mine. OK, now I have to ruminate (grumble, grumble, mumble….consults the Ouija Board and Tarot.)

Sen. Daniel Inouye D-Hawaii in the Senate washroom…with a Barney Frank broomstick.

 


Comment from James
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:25 pm

Well, this evangelical hasn’t had a working TV since the digital switchover, and pinches too many pennies to drive SUVs. Books we have in profusion, and you’re welcome to drop by to borrow a few, but since I don’t believe in the Rapture I’ll have to ask that they be returned.

I’ll re-up with King Abdullah, though I fear his demise will make an unhappy mess. Given how secretive that crowd is, we might not learn of his death till well after the fact.

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:26 pm

Jack Kevorkian! I just read that the fucking ghoul was in the hospital. I hope it’s slow and painful for the freak.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:29 pm

Oh, I am SO routing for Gromulin to take the dick. Kevorkian has been a hate object of mine for years.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:29 pm

Gayland Bradford, in Texas, on June 1st. What? No death house dudes?

OK, howzabout King Abdullah?

Damn, James beat me to it.

Well then, I’ll go with Henry Kissinger.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:40 pm

Guess I’ll stick with Mubarrak for now.

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:48 pm

I’ll take Fidel Castro, in the humidor, with a Cuban sanguwitch.

 


Comment from mandel bread
Time: May 20, 2011, 8:54 pm

Al Molinaro…his diner food has to catch up with him soon.

 


Comment from eirik
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:00 pm

Harry Morgan! I didn’t even know we were up for a new round today!

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:06 pm

Bashar al-Assad……

slowly and painfully by way of mob-n-rope.

 


Comment from Montenegro
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:08 pm

Ok since someone already took Fidel I’ll go American this time and pick Andy Griffith.

 


Comment from Uncle Monkey
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:22 pm

Yeah, as Mrs Hill said – Macho Man Randy Savage.
🙁
Having been a fan of the “sport” of professional wrestling back in the 80’s – he will be missed. Ooooh Yeah! http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/post/Report-Randy-8216-Macho-Man-8217-Savage-die?urn=top-wp98

So I’m back to Ernest Borgnine.

 


Comment from Armybrat
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:42 pm

Geeze, Fidel went late this time. Sticking with casius clay, aka Mohamed Ali. That parkinsons has got to be taking a toll by now.

 


Comment from Lipstick
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:45 pm

Betty Ford

 


Comment from Armybrat
Time: May 20, 2011, 9:46 pm

Durum, I didn’t either! Good thing I checked in first thing after work. Ok, first thing after sorting the mail, scratching the cat, pouring a BIG glass of wine, starting a load of laundry…but first thing!

 


Comment from Oldcat
Time: May 20, 2011, 10:10 pm

If I were old Jack K.’s nurse, I would be asking him if he was feeling any discomfort every few minutes, while holding a sinister looking needle….

 


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: May 20, 2011, 10:10 pm

Charlie Sheen for the winning! Duh!

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: May 20, 2011, 11:11 pm

Clint Eastwood, but I’m not rooting for him.

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: May 20, 2011, 11:33 pm

Comment from Mumbles
Time: May 20, 2011, 11:11 pm

Clint Eastwood, but I’m not rooting for him.

I know the feeling……….I didn’t have the heart, plus with “Ass”wad whacking his own people, its only a matter of time……of course I am hoping for sooner so I can get some dick………did I just say that?!?!?

 


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: May 20, 2011, 11:39 pm

Harold Camping, the 89 year old leader of that church proclaiming the end of the world tomorrow.

(Y’see, I predict it’ll only be the end of his world, not everyone else’s…)

 


Comment from me
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:01 am

Sen Lautenberg of NJ

 


Comment from mongo
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:10 am

Ayman Zawahiri (I spell with foniks)

 


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:20 am

Arnold Schwarzenegger on the Capital Steps (not the musical group…) by a pissed mistress and a pissed wife at the same time. And he WON’T be back. Take that Terminator….

 


Comment from Uncle Monkey
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:41 am

@ Mumbles: Clint Eastwood, but I’m not rooting for him.

As I mentioned a couple of deadpools back – I see him from time to time and he looks infuckingcredible for somebody that age. Not that it couldn’t happen, but for now I’d say a misplaced bet.

If I’m wrong and he croaks this deadpool I’ll send you something from Carmel as a bonus, ok? Like say, a fucking sea otter something or other. And throw in the local obits as packing.

The only dicks around there usually wear flannel and they fly rainbow flags with bears on ’em. You don’t want one of those.

 


Comment from Spad13
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:48 am

Dan Rather

 


Comment from Harbqll
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:52 am

Stephen King

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:53 am

Must get creative here…

Supreme Leader Khamenei – because Ahmadinnerjacket won’t go quietly. Scorpions in a bottle… And maybe they’ll both lose.

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:19 am

Uncle Monkey,
Fook the sea otters! If y’all around Carmel are gonna pony up when Squint fills out his bucket list, I want to see BIG abalone steaks!

OH MY! — That do bring back memories from the dark ages. (The statute of limitations doesn’t go back 30 years, right?)

Freshly harvested green lipped mussels steamed in Sauterne and tarragon…Then! — grilled abalone, fresh corn, onions and green peppers and young zuch squash, all marinated in olive oil and fresh herbs. All washed down with a Napa Valley version of a golden Rheingau Kabinett Reisling.

All on the beach somewhere up around Carmel.

And yes, there was illicit MJ smoke in the mix.

 


Comment from Mumbles
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:30 am

Uncle monkey — Cavuto was having Squint with Clint on a lot last year and I was pretty shocked at how he had aged (we Dorian Gray types are lucky like that *eye roll*). His voice sounded like Harry Reid’s too. Dunno. Maybe he was just going through a rocky patch.

 


Comment from PatAZ
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:37 am

I’m going with Barney Frank again. This time with his broom stick before it can be used on Senator Inouye.

 


Comment from Janna
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:38 am

Abe Vigoda

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: May 21, 2011, 2:00 am

Since Mumbles is going with Blondie, I’m going with Tuco. Eli Wallach is 96 years young.

 


Comment from J Foster
Time: May 21, 2011, 2:14 am

Steve Jobs, damnit. Third time’s the charm. Hope my Macbook doesn’t self destruct for typing that…

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: May 21, 2011, 3:23 am

Al Gore. For Mother Earth!!!!

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: May 21, 2011, 4:05 am

Jeffs – did you see where AlBore is having a coniption fit at Rupert Murdoch for dropping “Current TV” from his Italian cable network over the hiring of Keith Olbershit?

The pics I saw DEFINATELY looked like a massive stroke in progress….. 😉

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: May 21, 2011, 5:05 am

Sven (and anyone else), if you’re anywhere near the Central Coast of CA on Sunday of Memorial Day Weekend, we always have a huge bbq, and my cousins save up their abalone hunt all season for the crowd that attends. Pret’much more abalone than you can eat, no lie, and that’s just the appetizer. One of the appetizers. It’s a hedonistic weekend as far as food goes, and there’s always room for one or two more if you don’t mind my family.

🙂

Who to choose, whom, whatever. I was gonna go with our gube, wishful thinking and all that, but then I realized that we’d be left with Gavin Newsom replacing him, and that wouldn’t do. AT ALL. So Since Kirk Douglas was taken above, I’ll go with Michael.

Hey, somebody’s gotta win, yes?

 


Comment from Katy in CT
Time: May 21, 2011, 6:34 am

Phyllis Diller

 


Comment from Kansas Gman
Time: May 21, 2011, 6:55 am

The Crew of Space Shuttle “Endeavour”.

 


Comment from Mike C.
Time: May 21, 2011, 7:31 am

Ray Bradbury.

 


Comment from some vegetable
Time: May 21, 2011, 12:29 pm

It’s Larry King dead! Yeah, that joke is getting old, but so is Larry…

Still, sometimes I think he may just live forever because a man who can survive having eight wives can survive just about anything :-).

Present company excluded ’cause ya’all seem like more fun than trouble – but if you’ve ever seen Larry’s ties you know he has bad taste

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:12 pm

And if any of you end up taking up Nina’s offer above and overindulge on the appetizers, she’ll be sure to have Nancy Pelosi swing by as a purgative to empty your stomach…
}:-]

 


Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:50 pm

Rosa muhammed. (?)

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: May 21, 2011, 1:55 pm

hmmm the 21st is here and the world didn’t end…….

or maybe they meant the “end” of the day on the 21st……

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: May 21, 2011, 2:22 pm

Scubafreak….nope, I missed Gorezilla’s snitfit! Had to Bing it, but I’m up to speed now. Heh!

Nice to see that I’m closer to my Dick that I thought. But whom do I thank for this improvement of the odds? Olby? Whining lefties? Clueless Italians? Whining, clueless leftie Italians? Tipper? Oh, the humanity!

 


Comment from cobrakai99
Time: May 21, 2011, 4:54 pm

Hugo Chavez is going to die within 3 days of reading this post. For sure.

 


Comment from Jenna
Time: May 21, 2011, 6:31 pm

Etta James, At Last.

 


Comment from EZnSF
Time: May 21, 2011, 8:57 pm

Kenny from South Park

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 21, 2011, 9:03 pm

Jeffrey Catherine Jones has bought it. They don’t say (the news has come out of a tweet by a documentary filmmaker doing a think on him), but I’m guessing suicide.

If you bought National Lampoon, Eerie, Creepy, any of a number of pulp scifi and fantasy book titles in the early Seventies, you’d know Jones’ work. At his best, he was spectacular.

 


Comment from Uncle Monkey
Time: May 21, 2011, 9:21 pm

S.W. No, it appears emphysema and heart disease:
http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110520/NEWS/110519713/-1/rss01

Ok, this may be a bit too obscure for some folks – so does this mean a new deadpool next week? Plus technically he was a she now (or not technically). Does that count double?

 


Comment from Uncle Monkey
Time: May 21, 2011, 9:28 pm

BTW, the end of the world has not come apparently, at least as far as EST.

So, no bachelor party for me. I think my wife was looking forward to it too.

On the upside, Weasel Times & Stoater Intelligencer will still be working (such as it is). I think ole S.W. was gonna get a free pass to watch the procedings while the rest of us got to loot the place. Don’t know about Uncle B.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 21, 2011, 10:44 pm

No, no…nobody had him in the Pool, so we soldier on. I didn’t even know he was ill…

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 21, 2011, 11:29 pm

You know, I kind of have to admire the chutzpah of the ones who say, “end of the world, next Wednesday, three o’clock sharp.” There’s nothing wishy-washy about it.

 


Comment from Nina from GCP
Time: May 22, 2011, 12:05 am

Nope, and so easy to prove wrong, too. I’m one o’ them e-van-jelly-kle born-again Christians and this sort of thing sets my teeth on edge. Someone needs to dead pool Camping, who will surely expire from sheer embarrassment.

Or not.

 


Comment from Sarah
Time: May 22, 2011, 12:57 am

I’m pickin’ Sheriff Joe again. He’ll probably outlive me, but whatever. 🙂

 


Comment from Frit
Time: May 22, 2011, 1:58 am

Nina: I’m expecting (hoping…?) that Camping will find his end soon, with the assistance of all those he conned out of their hard earned money, by being part of the “Tree + Rope + Conman; some assembly required” equation.

 


Comment from Oldcat
Time: May 22, 2011, 3:10 am

Nina and Weas –

The sect called the Millerites were famous for predicting the end of the world in the 19th century several times without dying of embarrassment.

My favorite was the the Jehovah Witnesses. After botching some predicitons of the second coming, they decided that Jesus actually had come, but did so invisibly.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: May 22, 2011, 3:21 am

Oh wow, totally forgot and no one nabbed her! Maggie of course!

 


Comment from Angel Devoid
Time: May 22, 2011, 5:58 am

Jimmah Carter. Die, whoreson that thou art! And rot in hell for giving the Panama Canal to the damn Panamanians.

 


Comment from unkawill
Time: May 22, 2011, 10:03 am

Betty White

 


Comment from unkawill
Time: May 22, 2011, 10:04 am

Bush 41

 


Comment from Ripley
Time: May 22, 2011, 12:23 pm

I’ll go with Olivia de Haviland again.

Reluctantly.

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: May 22, 2011, 6:46 pm

Since Steve poached Delores Hope, I hope she lives until the next round. I’m back with Sun Myung Moon.

 


Comment from Sox
Time: May 22, 2011, 9:23 pm

The StupidCat is going with Hugh Hefner, since Hugo Chavez and the Chinless Ophthalmologist, Assad were taken.

 


Comment from Mr. Matamoros
Time: May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm

I’ll take Dick Clark for the Spotted Dick (well, maybe this time…)

 


Comment from Sockless Joe
Time: May 23, 2011, 2:42 am

Can it be that nobody has Christopher Hitchens?

Hitch!

 


Comment from JC
Time: May 23, 2011, 6:10 am

Aretha’s got cancer, BB King’s about as old as Moses, but I think I’ll go with Dick Van Dyke, for the dick. NEarly died about a year ago. Fell asleep on his surfboard. Saved by porposiseseses. http://www.newser.com/story/105087/dick-van-dyke-i-was-saved-by-porpoises.html

 


Comment from steve
Time: May 23, 2011, 12:19 pm

@ thefritz:

So….now, all of a sudden, you are a member of that “Keep Hope Alive”, Jesse Jackson group….!!!

 


Comment from steve
Time: May 23, 2011, 1:37 pm

Who has Mullah Omar?

Nobody….?

Play on!

 


Comment from Uncle Monkey
Time: May 23, 2011, 2:19 pm

Did anybody pick Joseph Brooks?
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/you_light_up_my_life_composer_broks_IicVKeBhvEP9JOEs75LXcI

At least his suicide was creative.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: May 23, 2011, 3:00 pm

No fair picking anybody who has to be treated by the UK health system:
http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/health/s/1421402_two-patients-died-after-waiting-in-ambulance-outside-full-oldham-hospital-unit

 


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: May 23, 2011, 3:56 pm

EZnSF, you bastard!

**wanders off, whistling “Shave and a haircut…”**

 


Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: May 23, 2011, 6:23 pm

Jerry Lewis, because French people will cry.

 


Comment from Elphaba
Time: May 23, 2011, 9:31 pm

Valerie Jarret, FTW.

 


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: May 25, 2011, 9:25 am

Mel Brooks and I hope I’m wrong.

 


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: May 25, 2011, 2:58 pm

For Elphaba:
That won’t count if she goes as one of His toadies in the Situation Room by the Religion of Peace. Of course, if He don’t go, you’re a winner. Or loser. Or whatever. Hell, we ALL lose as long as He is around…

 


Comment from Cranch
Time: May 25, 2011, 3:36 pm

Dave Brubeck

 


Comment from Ed Flinn
Time: May 27, 2011, 7:04 pm

Jeff Conaway‘s reported dead.

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: May 27, 2011, 7:35 pm

so whats the clock new start today or are we past the magic sloaty time point where we start these things……???

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: May 27, 2011, 8:27 pm

Conaway’s out, evidently.

For the new folk, it starts again at some-weird-time Friday… so probably next week unless Weasel is feeling energetic.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 27, 2011, 8:40 pm

Tawny wins it! And thereby joins the short list (along with steve) of double dick winners! I’ll never find your address again…re-email me if you’re peckish.

Right! It’s too late for this week — new Dead Pool next Friday, 6pm GMT.

 


Comment from Kansas Gman
Time: May 27, 2011, 8:55 pm

Congratulations, Tawny!

 


Comment from hemmersheim
Time: May 27, 2011, 9:46 pm

dang it a bunch of good ones will be dead by then…..

zsa zsa prolly won’t make it another week, opportunity lost….

 


Comment from TGR
Time: May 27, 2011, 11:31 pm

FFS! I was gonna take a break for a few days. Go to the beach, down some beers, hang out with the other three dudes…

Zsa Zsa? Pff! She scares me anyway.

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: May 28, 2011, 6:10 pm

Gadaffi (however ya spell it) is in hospital .. mostly because NATO don’t generally bomb them, though.

Alas.

Mew

 


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: June 3, 2011, 1:36 pm

Gromulin: Beat out by a few days. Jack Kevorkian is dead as of today.

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: June 3, 2011, 3:17 pm

I was robbed, I tells ya! If the fucker would have offed hisself I’d have the dick!

I’m going to drink to that fucking ghoul’s demise, by seemingly natural causes, anyway.

Funny how he didn’t take his own medicine, eh? Just let nature take it’s course. One might think he was too cowardly to take his own life and just drew sick pleasure from using that power on others.

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: June 3, 2011, 5:12 pm

Delores Hope dammit!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 3, 2011, 5:31 pm

Hang on, thefritz. Thread’ll be up in half an hour (this is the old one).

 

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