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Where would I be without the easy ones?

Oh, come on. We all know there’s a perfectly logical explanation for this.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 21, 2011, 6:14 pm

It’s a good thing everybody cut George Bush so much slack, so nobody’s going to make a big deal about an honest mistake.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 21, 2011, 6:28 pm

I gotta say, I keep hoping I’ll wake up and the headlines will be that Obama was really Chris Farley in disguise…..

Comment from Andy
Time: September 21, 2011, 6:33 pm

Explanation: SCOAMF

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: September 21, 2011, 7:04 pm

I’m imagining an Iraqi heaving a shoe at Obama. The shoe smacks him square between the eyes as he stands there and blinks, “And uh, hehe, where was I? Oh yeah, –it’s time for people to pay their fair share!”

Comment from Deborah
Time: September 21, 2011, 9:17 pm

Scubafreak! That’s what I thought about Clinton 🙁

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: September 21, 2011, 9:19 pm

Now Stark Dickflüssig, why would ANY Iraqi heave a shoe at the Muslim in Chief?

Comment from Mono The Elderish
Time: September 21, 2011, 9:39 pm

@ mark, One has to keep up Appearances.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 21, 2011, 10:48 pm

And as another year comes to a close … as your country fails … and fragments …
You still worship the half human knuckle dragging negroid … on the throne of political correctness.

Comment from beasn
Time: September 21, 2011, 11:02 pm

Oceania, quit insulting half humans, knuckle draggers, and negroids. That kind of talk is getting old.

Obama is a punk that came from and stewed in commie trash.

Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: September 21, 2011, 11:16 pm

He is so predictably self-absorbed, narcissistic, and childish.

Comment from JeffS
Time: September 21, 2011, 11:35 pm

I’ve seen homeless drunks panhandling for beer money with more class than President Zero.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 21, 2011, 11:37 pm

Actually, disappointed he didn’t give his imperial bow to the photographer like he does for everybody else?

I also note that they put him in with the small-bus countries. Where are the leaders of Germany, France, England, Japan, and our other allies?

Oh wait, none of our allies wants to be photographed with him anymore.

Comment from Palincuntinued
Time: September 22, 2011, 1:36 am

Gullible people you are to believe this is a real picture.

I got some ocean front property in Iowa, call me!

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: September 22, 2011, 1:43 am

Allies???? I don’t think we have any, anymore…..

Comment from grasshopper
Time: September 22, 2011, 3:35 am

sigh. this guy is SUCH a goober.

Comment from some vegetable
Time: September 22, 2011, 4:14 am

Mannn…. you were really dumbenough to buy that property?

Really, you should rtfa before you drop in

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2011, 9:53 am

On the upside, new troll!

Comment from steve
Time: September 22, 2011, 12:51 pm

On the upside, new troll!

Did you start using a new brand of troll bait? Or is it simply that time of year when they get up and wander around looking for new caves for the winter?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2011, 1:45 pm

Who can predict the ways of troll? They blow about, hither and thither, upon the hot wind of lulz. Let’s just be grateful for the ones we have, however fleetingly we may have them.

Except maybe the permatroll. He sounds like my granny from the bayou.

Comment from beasn
Time: September 22, 2011, 1:58 pm

Such a clever nic, our new troll.

*wonders which of the 57 states it may live in*

*wonders if it speaks Austrian*

Comment from beasn
Time: September 22, 2011, 2:02 pm

Nice. Barry’s wife must have wood today. The stocks are taking another fall.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2011, 2:07 pm

I dunno, but she’s sporting $42 grand worth of bling.

Rich people can buy what they like with their money (high end bespoke jewelers have to live, too), but these two sure suck at optics, don’t they?

Comment from beasn
Time: September 22, 2011, 2:35 pm

I don’t care what people spend their money on, so long as they didn’t pilfer my pockets.

But those two are all about rubbing it in our faces. It’s payback for her family’s past or something. With him, he’s just an ass punk because I thought that somewheres on his mother’s side, they had a few captive ‘servants’.

And thanks alot for linking to that picture. *gives eyes a bleach wash*

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2011, 2:40 pm

Oh. Heh. Sorry. The pictures weren’t showing for me when I first followed the link, for some reason.

Comment from Cranch
Time: September 22, 2011, 3:36 pm

About Mr. & Mrs. Preznit—

Now we’re up in the big leagues,
Gettin’ our turn at bat…

Movin on up,
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Is that racist Weezy?

Comment from memomachine
Time: September 22, 2011, 5:56 pm


“Gullible people you are to believe this is a real picture.”

Google getty images. It’s there. It’s an actual photo and not photoshopped. People were so surprised that they went and spent the time to track it down.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: September 22, 2011, 6:48 pm

BigFurHat at iOwnTheWorld took my tip and published your wonderful fotochop, with a link back here of course. Comments there are as usual rude and funny.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2011, 7:06 pm

Bless you, Uncle Al. I had seen the hits in my sitemeter.

I love sitemeter. It’s like birdwatching. Only, nothing interesting happens unless I’ve published a snarky chop.

Comment from MikeW
Time: September 22, 2011, 8:40 pm

Heh, nicely done, Swease. I knew you’d get to working on this pic pretty quick. Actually, I thought it would be great to clone his hand and put it in front of all the other faces in the photo (flipped, of course, for those on the right).

I did finally find out who’s face got blocked; it’s the president of Mongolia.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: September 22, 2011, 9:09 pm

I did finally find out who’s face got blocked; it’s the president of Mongolia.

Mongoloid blocks Mongolian. News at 11:00.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 22, 2011, 9:23 pm

I was going for “flying topicality” on this one, Mike. As in, getting something out there as fast as possible (sometimes it’s better to be first than best).

I like your idea better, though, even if it would have been a deal more work.

I started out with Uncle Sam, but it didn’t work so good.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 23, 2011, 4:10 am

Dammit! You beat me to it!!!!!

You stay Classy Stark Dickflüssig!!!!!!

Hey – no one can out troll me – ask Scube! Nudge – Nudge.

Comment from RushBabe
Time: September 24, 2011, 4:34 pm

Stoatie, have you noticed a general decrease in the troll pop-a-lation in direct correlation to the presidunce’s clusterfarkdom’ acceleration?

I believe some of them have had successful “brain” transplants with chickens or have offed themselves to escape the horror that is SCOAMF altogether. (No offense to your birds, ma’am.)

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 24, 2011, 4:44 pm

Dunno, RushBabe. My principal troll has a mouth on him like a Klansman, so he was never a fan of our glorious leader.

It is a small blog. We can’t afford fancy trolls like the big guys.

Comment from Oceania
Time: September 25, 2011, 6:00 am

I forgot to mention to Scube that I had coffee with Osama bin Ladens son the other day.

Comment from DougM
Time: September 28, 2011, 1:26 am

A commenter over ta SondraK’s porch pointed y’all out, an’ that there fine PShop inspired me:
Good to find your place. Looks nice.

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