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Round 26: dearth of dicks edition


And the dick goes to — Mr and Mrs Weaselwannabe, who won it with Joe Paterno.

Or they will do. There’s been a run on dick around here. My local supplier put Aunty’s products on sale and has utterly sold out of spotted dicks! So there’s a dearth of dick for the nonce. Cross your fingers, weasels!

No. No, the dick jokes never get old. You don’t even want to know me when it’s time to buy more fat balls.

Okay, here we go…!

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

What do we want? Aunty’s dick! When do we want it? When somebody on the list dies!

Comments


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:00 pm

Bashar al-Assad. By and for the Syrian people.


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:01 pm

Dick Cheney…..getting the timing down it seems. 🙂


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:01 pm

Stephen Hawking


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:02 pm

I’m staying with David Rockefeller, may his dark soul rot in Hell.


Comment from Fawn
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:03 pm

Jerry Lewis


Comment from Janna
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:06 pm

Jimmy Carter…a girl can dream.


Comment from bigsmarthuman
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:08 pm

Pete Seeger. No, repudiating Stalin is not enough.


Comment from Crabby Old Bat
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:10 pm

The beautiful and talented Zsa Zsa Gabor, not because I bear her any personal animosity, but because Frédéric Prinz von Anhalt needs to be back on the market.


Comment from steve
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:13 pm

Mary Tyler Moore – FTW

One of you lesser folks may want to latch onto the still available, a half -a -Moore… (Ms. Demi-Moore)….I hear she has a bit of a problem with certian substances these days…..


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:16 pm

I’m sticking with Capt. Francesco Schettino [ aka “Admiral Tuna, the Chicken of the Sea”] of the new Italian reef, the COSTA CONCORDIA. He has too many people mickle upset with him personally and has cost too many powerful people money.

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from Mike C.
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:26 pm

I’ll try someone different this time – Carol Shelby.

(If you don’t know who that is, shame on you.)


Comment from steve
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:30 pm

@ Subotai Bahadur:

You mean “Loose Lips” Schettino?

(Loose lips sinks ships!)


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:34 pm

I’ve always wanted to pick Hugo Chavez.


Comment from eirik
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:38 pm

Robert Mugabe


Comment from Redd
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:38 pm

Castro!


Comment from JeffS
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:39 pm

HARRY REID!!!!!!


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:58 pm

Argh, this started an hour ago?!

Okay, George Soros, FOR THE DEATH!!


Comment from RushBabe
Time: January 27, 2012, 7:03 pm

The Rev. Billy Graham. We haven’t heard much from or about him lately.


Comment from Ghost
Time: January 27, 2012, 7:11 pm

Keith Richards. And I got dibs on smoking his ashes.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: January 27, 2012, 7:27 pm

It’s Larry King dead! Like dick jokes that line never gets old….but sweet Jesus! How much older can Larry King get????


Comment from Rodent
Time: January 27, 2012, 8:10 pm

Michael Moore.


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: January 27, 2012, 8:29 pm

Sticking with Zawahiri. Obama’s doing one thing right: not getting in the way of the CIA and SEAL assassins.
‘Cept, he’ll want to save this one for late Oct. 2012.


Comment from Gromulin
Time: January 27, 2012, 8:30 pm

Bob Dole. Bob Dole would pick Bob Dole if Bob Dole had seen a picture of him lately. Bob Dole would think that Bob Dole looks like a poorly rendered zombie from a Bob Dole video game. Bob Dole.


Comment from huerfano
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:01 pm

Rosalynn Carter.


Comment from cheshirelion
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:04 pm

Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi (pbuh)

hopefully with bacon involved somehow.


Comment from Pupster
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:08 pm

Sportscaster Keith Jackson.

Whoa Nellie.


Comment from Gulliblepratt
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:13 pm

Ernest Borgnine


Comment from rustbucket
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:28 pm

Sir Paul McArtney…please


Comment from Montenegro
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:36 pm

I’ll take Muhammed Ali again for this go around, hope it lasts at least through the weekend.


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:43 pm

Olivia de Havilland.


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:47 pm

Clint Eastwood.

‘Cause he’s swell.


Comment from mojo
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:53 pm

Asif Ali Zardari

One. More. Time…


Comment from Mono The Elder
Time: January 27, 2012, 9:55 pm

ruby muhammed


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: January 27, 2012, 10:09 pm

Nancy Reagan, though I hope I loose…


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: January 27, 2012, 10:26 pm

Adam Yahiye Gadahn, AQ’s American born spokes-hole


Comment from EZnSF
Time: January 27, 2012, 10:37 pm

Burt Reynolds. Just cuz I like the 70’s.


Comment from Grizzly
Time: January 27, 2012, 10:55 pm

Former Justice John Paul Stevens.


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:06 pm

History’s greatest monster, Jimmy Carter!


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:08 pm

Oops. I was sure no one had him.

OK, back to a completely new choice

King Bhumibol Adulyadej of Thailand.


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:11 pm

Mono: Ruby Muhammad died last March.


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:16 pm

Umm. I see that 11 PM Weasel Standard Time is 5 PM Chicago time. Therefore 6 PM WST is noon in Chicago? ISTR that earlier Dead Pools started later. Had I but known, this time…


Comment from zooomzooom
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:22 pm

Hosni Mubarak ex leader of egypt……..


Comment from platypuss
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:23 pm

Hosni Mubarak gets a pyramid.


Comment from platypuss
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:25 pm

zoomzoom indeed! Robin Gibb then.


Comment from Cobrakai99
Time: January 27, 2012, 11:32 pm

Too many people have Mumbarak. I am going with William “Billy Jeff” Clinton.


Comment from Harrison
Time: January 28, 2012, 12:04 am

Abe Vigoda, dammit!


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: January 28, 2012, 12:15 am

Late to the party, as (generally) per usual, and Some Vegetable already took that serial marital offender, Larry King, so as advertised, I’ll revert to that Red-Panties Pain In The Ass, nasty ol’ Janey Fonda –

One of the reasons I’d really, really like to see Newt Gingrich get the Rethuglican nomination, then go on to stomp Da Flap-Eared One at the polls in November is the delicious thought of what bitter tears of anguish would result from mad-dog Lefty clowns like ol’ Janey.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: January 28, 2012, 12:35 am

Nelson Mandela.


Comment from me
Time: January 28, 2012, 12:35 am

harry belafonte.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: January 28, 2012, 12:45 am

Comedy Central standup comic Todd Lynn just passed….

http://comedians.jokes.com/todd-lynn/videos/todd-lynn—going-out-to-dinner/“>


Comment from Spad13
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:18 am

Bob Schiefer (sp?). He’s got O’s wang so far down his throat there is no way he can breath.


Comment from Ben
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:20 am

I’m sticking with William Shatner, dudes like friggin’ 80 or something.


Comment from naleta
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:27 am

Betty White, hoping that I continue to lose.


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:29 am

MikeC……….Carroll Shelby?!?!?!?!

NO! I am still waiting for the next iteration his Cobra. I know the old fart has at least one more street rod and road track screamer to build before his wicked, mechanic artisan old soul goes thundering up to the pearly gates, tires smokin’ smellin’ of 100 octane fuel and nitrous oxide. WOOF!

Sticking with Iowa Andy Williams….just for spite and a couple weeks in Branson, Mizzo. I want to fly fish for big mouth bass before I shuck off this earthly shell.


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:40 am

Maggie Thatcher.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:41 am

Yes, even I had the testosterone rush at the mention of Mr Shelby and yelped ‘Cobra!’ at The Weasel (who looked at me like I’d gone mad).

I do hope you’re wrong!


Comment from Pablo
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:48 am

Let’s go royal this time. Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.


Comment from PatAZ
Time: January 28, 2012, 1:53 am

Merle Haggard. I heard on the radio he was leaving the hospital and got as far as the parking lot and decided to check himself back in. Hope he hangs in there. Although I would like to try the dick.


Comment from Patrick
Time: January 28, 2012, 2:12 am

Kirk Douglas, if he’s still alive.


Comment from Oceania
Time: January 28, 2012, 2:19 am

I heard a rumour that there is going to be another terror attack in the USA by Al Quaeda.
Someone pass the pop-corn! I can’t wait to see another Terror Attack!


Comment from Potato Bandit
Time: January 28, 2012, 2:28 am

Chuck Berry.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: January 28, 2012, 2:39 am

Mario Cuomo FTD!


Comment from little, little
Time: January 28, 2012, 3:02 am

Lauren Bacall, sadly


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: January 28, 2012, 3:38 am

Oceania. cause having your head that far up your third point of contact gotta make it hard to breathe…or ed assner. coin toss really…


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: January 28, 2012, 4:11 am

Oo, oo, Fran Dreschers sanity!!!!! 😉

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/01/27/fran-drescher-claims-was-abducted-by-aliens/?intcmp=features


Comment from pizza
Time: January 28, 2012, 5:26 am

espn sports caster and yahoo sports blogger chris chase because i hate all his predictions and he’s normally wrong. he’s murdering sports….


Comment from David Gillies
Time: January 28, 2012, 5:35 am

Gordon Brown, because he is and will always remain a word for a lady’s front bottom that rhymes with a pole-propelled riverine craft.


Comment from catnip
Time: January 28, 2012, 5:56 am

Jack Carter


Comment from Davem123
Time: January 28, 2012, 5:58 am

Joe Biden. Doing his part to help re-elect BHO.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 28, 2012, 7:30 am

I’ll take Joseph Yule, Jr., otherwise known as Mickey Rooney for this round. He’s only 91 but he’s been married eight times. That’s got to have increased the stress levels!


Comment from mandel bread
Time: January 28, 2012, 2:08 pm

Al Molinaro, for the Valendick.


Comment from Justin Credible
Time: January 28, 2012, 4:09 pm

Irwin Corey.


Comment from Nora Trane
Time: January 28, 2012, 4:14 pm

Since my mother-in-law is not a celebrity I’ll pick Helen Thomas. Probably won’t win since only the good die young.


Comment from Nina
Time: January 28, 2012, 6:50 pm

Dang, I hate it when life keeps me from the dead pool.


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: January 28, 2012, 6:52 pm

Looks like I picked the wrong coach last time. I think I’ll stick with Jerry Sandusky.


Comment from Ripley
Time: January 28, 2012, 8:32 pm

Eli Wallach…


Comment from Katy
Time: January 29, 2012, 3:16 am

James Garner


Comment from Keith
Time: January 29, 2012, 3:57 am

Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: January 27, 2012, 6:34 pm

I’ve always wanted to pick Hugo Chavez.

But since he didn’t actually pick Hugo, I got dibs.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: January 29, 2012, 5:30 am

Ke$ha, or however she spells it.


Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: January 29, 2012, 1:46 pm

Ronnie Biggs. Again…


Comment from James the lesser
Time: January 29, 2012, 6:00 pm

Kim Jong Un
Why?
He’s young, healthy, and in over his head.
Though we probably wouldn’t hear about it for a while…


Comment from ms anthrope
Time: January 29, 2012, 6:13 pm

I’ll go with Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.


Comment from unkawill
Time: January 30, 2012, 3:12 am

well crap on expressobold for nicking my pick….How about
J.F.(Loserboy) Kerry


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 30, 2012, 3:16 am

Hah! Three days late and I still get my main man Moon, Sun Myung. It’s time for some Unification with the Grim Reaper…


Comment from Amiable Dorsai
Time: January 30, 2012, 10:08 am

Mikhail Kalashnikov, because it’s well past time.


Comment from Oceania
Time: January 30, 2012, 10:36 am

New Zealand

We’re under a cloud of radiation.


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: January 30, 2012, 2:45 pm

Ramsey Clark, may he die of a festered arsehole.


Comment from mojo
Time: January 30, 2012, 4:16 pm

Fran Drescher Kidnapped by Aliens – Returned due to Annoying Whine.


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: January 30, 2012, 7:44 pm

E. Kagan, may she recuse herself permanently. I hope she expires on the doorstep of the hospital waiting for a ruling by a govt panel of non physicians.


Comment from sandman says:nothing to see here…
Time: January 30, 2012, 8:01 pm

Anyone got Lee MAjors or Don Johnson? Two serial smokers due for a permanent vacation.


Comment from SmithyP
Time: January 30, 2012, 9:57 pm

Oceania is referring to this

http://sccc.org.au/archives/2517


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: January 30, 2012, 10:38 pm

I wouldn’t worry about the radiation, SmithyP. In last week’s dead pool Oceania said, “my Geiger counter has been showing high readings” so Oceania is almost certainly the anonymous person quoted in your article. Besides, even if it is true and New Zealand is under heavy nuclear fallout, I think Oceania has already been picked in this week’s dead pool anyway.


Comment from oh-sea-anna
Time: January 30, 2012, 11:17 pm

hmmmmmm……… my pick:

Oceania

alas……Rule #1 pity.


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: January 31, 2012, 3:13 am

Wow, the pool is skewing geriatric this go’round.

I’ll swim against the tide and pick former actress turned .. well … Lindsay Lohan.

She’s a bit young to join the 27 club, but … maybe…


Comment from Oceania
Time: January 31, 2012, 5:39 am

Holy Mother Puss Bucket!
That’s higher than I’m reading.


Comment from TwoDogs
Time: January 31, 2012, 8:56 pm

al-Megrahi. Cancer’s taking its own sweet time with him. Suffer, murdering scum.


Comment from Oceania
Time: January 31, 2012, 10:42 pm

Tumerin
brocolli

and a CEP63 knock down


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 1, 2012, 10:45 am

Comment from unkawill
Time: January 30, 2012, 3:12 am

well crap on expressobold for nicking my pick….How about
J.F.(Loserboy) Kerry

.
I couldn’t believe my good fortune! I hope I win and get some dick (to go with the aforementioned crap).


Comment from JC
Time: February 1, 2012, 2:34 pm

International man of letters Jacques Barzun


Comment from Gromulin
Time: February 1, 2012, 3:28 pm

No one had Don Cornelius, of Soul Train fame?

You always knew Saturday morning cartoons were over, and you were about to be kicked outside as soon as that Soul Train started chugging across the screen.


Comment from Redd
Time: February 1, 2012, 4:47 pm

Wow. He killed himself.


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: February 1, 2012, 8:16 pm

I’m going with Larry Hagman. I saw him on the cover of a tabloid last night not looking so good. Of course, they specialize in making people not look good but still.


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: February 2, 2012, 4:13 pm

Mickey Rooney for the dick. He just wants a new place to go and put on a show.


Comment from BigBluBug (RI needs a Suze Orman)
Time: February 2, 2012, 6:22 pm

Whitey Bolger


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 2, 2012, 11:06 pm

Comment from MrCaniac
Time: February 2, 2012, 4:13 pm

Mickey Rooney for the dick. He just wants a new place to go and put on a show.
.
HEY! Get off my pick! If Mickey gets it, I get the dick… from Aunty. Waddaya keep in that noggin, anyway? Rocks?


Comment from FGW
Time: February 3, 2012, 3:51 am

I’m sticking with Dick Clark … not that I wish him ill or anything.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 4, 2012, 3:37 am

RIP, Ben Gazzara.


Comment from Redd
Time: February 4, 2012, 2:12 pm

James Farrentino also died on 1/24.


Comment from Redd
Time: February 4, 2012, 2:14 pm

HEY! Get off my pick!

Shouldn’t that be: Get off my dick… pick!


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 4, 2012, 2:55 pm

Comment from Redd
Time: February 4, 2012, 2:14 pm

HEY! Get off my pick!

Shouldn’t that be: Get off my dick… pick!

.
Yeah, sure. I prefer, actually, “Get off my Aunty’s Dick!” It’s even more loathsome and ambiguous that way. Especially if your aunt is Chaz Bono.


Comment from RealMc
Time: February 5, 2012, 11:36 pm

Manuel Noriega……..

in the hospital with a stroke…..for the DICK.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 6, 2012, 6:09 pm

Zsa Zsa’s 95 today. A perennial favorite of the Pool, but quite stubborn about the coil.


Comment from Kansas Gman
Time: February 6, 2012, 8:49 pm

Seal.


Comment from 1idvet
Time: February 6, 2012, 8:57 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor


Comment from xul
Time: February 7, 2012, 4:41 am

Ian Paisley


Comment from Luis
Time: February 11, 2012, 2:28 am

Margaret Thatcher. (I wish she was 50 again. The world needs more like her.)


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 12, 2012, 1:20 am

Whitney Hous– fuck!


Comment from Mitchell
Time: February 12, 2012, 1:41 am

^Who the hell is Whitney Hous-Fuck?


Comment from Andy
Time: February 12, 2012, 1:44 am

Yeah, I came straight here to see if anybody had her. And you did too … admit it!


Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: February 12, 2012, 1:50 am

Well, I’ll admit I did the same, but a check of the rules confirmed that trying to claim some dick in her name would have run afoul of rule 0. Unless you can figure out some way to time stamp your claim so it preceeds her final encore.

If you’re not cheating you’re not really trying.


Comment from Nina
Time: February 12, 2012, 2:24 am

That’s the first thing I ALWAYS do when someone famous dies, yeah, I admit it.

So who has that home alone kid? He looks like he’s next to die young.


Comment from Nina
Time: February 12, 2012, 2:42 am

It doesn’t look like anyone has him? If not, I choose him. 🙂


Comment from Gromulin
Time: February 12, 2012, 4:20 am

Yep, me too. Soon as I see a RIP anywhere, it’s time to check if someone’s gettin the Dick.


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: February 12, 2012, 4:25 am

Crap! Not only is she dead, but *NOBODY* claimed her!

Hmmm. Does this mean Bobby Brown is likely to go soon? You know Whitney was the stable one in that duo …

Mew


Comment from smedleythebarbarian
Time: February 12, 2012, 1:27 pm

But where are the conspiracy theory’s
Whitnet was done in
It was only a matter of time after she sang that song
“I will will always love Jews”
The left was bound to get her


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 13, 2012, 12:16 am

I wouldn’t want to be Liza about now: http://bit.ly/xBE3Hs


Comment from As If I Cared
Time: February 15, 2012, 2:18 am

John Dingell, Michigan’s Dimbulb zombie in the U. S. House of Representatives


Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 17, 2012, 5:09 pm

Prince Johan Friso of the Netherlands


Comment from Carl
Time: February 17, 2012, 5:14 pm

Prince Johan Friso of the Netherlands


Comment from deMontjoie
Time: February 20, 2012, 5:52 pm

“Comment from Ghost
Time: January 27, 2012, 7:11 pm
Keith Richards. And I got dibs on smoking his ashes.”

I call a Rule 0 violation!

Oh — and put me down for Bawney Fwank.


Comment from rtw
Time: February 22, 2012, 2:49 am

David Crosby


Comment from Jewstin
Time: February 22, 2012, 3:36 pm

Let’s see. . . Etta James, Whitney Houston. Seems there’s been a run on R&B singers lately. I’m picking Pattie LaBelle.


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: February 24, 2012, 4:50 am

Since I screwed up with the Mickey Rooney pick, I will dig into my old timers’ bag and pick Slim Whitman.


Comment from deMontjoie
Time: February 27, 2012, 1:04 am

Watching the Oscars (forced to by the Wenches) –> Dibs on Nick Nolte.

Oops, a Rule 0 violation.


Comment from Vernon Baker
Time: February 28, 2012, 4:23 am

Henry Kissenger.


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: February 29, 2012, 6:01 pm

TMZ is reporting that Davey Jones of the Monkees is no longer monkeying around.

No cause of death yet though.


Comment from Redd
Time: February 29, 2012, 6:39 pm

It was a heart attack.


Comment from Redd
Time: February 29, 2012, 6:44 pm

Jones was only 65 y/o. Earlier, I just learned that one of my favorite Hollywood types, Bernd Eichinger, died of an MI a year ago. He was only 61.

I know heart disease can be silent but I wonder if either of them had a history of heart problems. I thought people like them have to get insured for their projects and therefore have physical exams.

Anyway, 65/61 seems too young to go.


Comment from tawny
Time: March 1, 2012, 2:20 pm

It’s being reported that Andrew Breitbart has died. RIP


Comment from Davem123
Time: March 2, 2012, 7:07 pm

James Q. Wilson of “Broken Windows” fame passed today. What’s the record for the longest Dead Pool? Long time, no dick (so to speak.)


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: March 6, 2012, 1:51 pm

Steve Bridges, impersonator of Obama and George W. Bush dies at 48 in LA. See Drudge for report.


Comment from funnyman
Time: March 16, 2012, 8:31 pm

the Comedian – Gallagher

Sledge -o- Matic!!

(aka Leo Anthony Gallagher)


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 16, 2012, 10:46 pm

Medically-induced coma, huh? Well, well.


Comment from RealMc
Time: March 24, 2012, 6:16 pm

tic-toc-tic-toc………

what’s the record for longest CDP?

And I’d gladly lose to anyone that picked Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton…….


Comment from NOP
Time: March 26, 2012, 8:20 pm

This thing still going?

Clarence Thomas.


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: March 28, 2012, 11:32 pm

Earl Scruggs is jamming with a new band today. RIP Mr. Scruggs.

No winner. The pool rolls on…


Comment from mbtokyo
Time: March 29, 2012, 1:34 am

Wayne Newton – too much Vegas can kill a man.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: March 29, 2012, 1:55 am

Dammit. Lester and Earl jammin’ with Jed is one of my fondest childhood memories.


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 30, 2012, 4:16 am

RealMc: what’s the record for longest CDP?

#11 – opened 10/22/2010, closed 3/23/2011 when Liz Taylor bought the farm, 152 days later.

#4 ran for 148 days, a close second.

No others have run longer than 12 weeks. Three of the last four closed in less than a week.

The current CDP is #26, and has run 62 days; sixth longest so far.


Comment from RealMc
Time: March 31, 2012, 12:49 am

Thanks Rich……..62 days, that’s it……

Seems longer and yes I am/was/are to lazy to try and math all that out myself…….so thanks again!


Comment from steve
Time: March 31, 2012, 11:58 am

Sad to see that Peter Bergman recently died, (back on the 10th of this month).

Founding member of the Firesign Theater….


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: April 6, 2012, 6:59 pm

And the pool rolls on. I blame Global Warming… the mild winter and warm spring just ain’t good dyin’ weather.

Mew


Comment from tawny
Time: April 7, 2012, 7:42 am

So no one had Thomas Kinkade then? Only 54 so it would be unexpected.


Comment from Redd
Time: April 8, 2012, 3:01 pm

Damn! No one picked Mike Wallace, age 93. Come on, Weaselites, geezers are sure things!


Comment from tawny
Time: April 8, 2012, 3:19 pm

It’s a weekend of missed opportunity for death poolers.


Comment from tawny
Time: April 9, 2012, 7:48 pm

Looks like we might have a winner soon. Robert Mugabe is in intensive care.


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: April 14, 2012, 2:22 am

Anybody got Abdulbasit al-Megrahi? The Lockerbie Bomber may be on his way out. If no one took him, I got him,

Ooops, already taken. Oh well back to my original.


Comment from RealMc
Time: April 14, 2012, 1:21 pm

platypuss’s back up choice……could be about to pay off…….


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: April 18, 2012, 8:13 pm

Comment from FGW
Time: February 3, 2012, 3:51 am

I’m sticking with Dick Clark … not that I wish him ill or anything.

.
RIP Dick Clark… Worlds Oldest Teenager


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: April 18, 2012, 8:17 pm

Oh, and congratulations to FGW! Will this be your first taste of dick? Aunty’s Spotted Dick, of course!


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: April 18, 2012, 10:37 pm

Congrats to you FGW!

I was wonderin’ when the Dead Pool was gonna get a long overdue Friday refresh…


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: April 18, 2012, 10:40 pm

You da man, FGW!!!


Comment from Montenegro
Time: April 18, 2012, 11:55 pm

Congrats FGW for killin the worlds oldest teeneger!!

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