Did anyone get you this year?
Oh, man. I didn’t even realize this was an April Fools joke until I followed the link to post about it a few minutes ago. This is from a local printer; the kind that emails you a once-in-a-lifetime photo deal every damn day.
Well, good. This would have meant the death of the eBay miracle toast industry.
Posted: April 2nd, 2012 under holidays, personal.
Comments: 15
Comments
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 2, 2012, 10:32 pm
Uncle B insisted I repost this from an earlier sweasel post.
Comment from Oh Hell
Time: April 2, 2012, 10:44 pm
OMG!! This means my miracle Jesus toast is…..toast…..damn.
Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: April 2, 2012, 11:44 pm
I think they do make something like this but its really really expensive and more complicated than the ordinary toaster.
Comment from JeffS
Time: April 3, 2012, 12:08 am
If that was a sandwich griller, instead of a toaster, one could make some pretty cheezy miracle images.
Comment from Gromulin
Time: April 3, 2012, 12:24 am
No, but I faked out both kids with a promise of donuts to get them out of bed. Yeah, I’m THAT kind of dad. I’m really starting to look forward to April Fools now. It’s like a holiday designed for Dads.
Comment from JC
Time: April 3, 2012, 2:01 am
Panini press with foil cutouts. C’mon, that’s the lo tek way!
Comment from Rish Lumbar
Time: April 3, 2012, 2:04 am
I’d like to see Obama as toast. Before next year.
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 3, 2012, 5:18 am
So what happens if you try it with an impure non white person?
I mean, your country is full of these defective genetic scum.
Comment from Rish Lumbar
Time: April 3, 2012, 5:46 am
No monopoly on defective scum, obviously.
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 3, 2012, 7:15 am
ExAcTlY!
I Discriminate Indiscriminately …. this thread needs some Music …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar7DgREshAk
However seriously, it does need to come in – along with Permits to Bread. Otherwise you end up with Black Toast. And that wouldn’t do – would it?
Do you like Black toast? I sure as Hell do not.
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 3, 2012, 7:22 am
Meanwhile … I’m thinking of getting one of these – for crowd control.
🙂
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 3, 2012, 4:31 pm
I have this whole thread to myself… does that make me the April Fool?
Comment from sandman says:nothing to see here…
Time: April 3, 2012, 5:53 pm
No, just a fool. April is just another month for you. Now if you’re looking to be April Dicknose, you’re doing it right…
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 3, 2012, 7:07 pm
April Dicknose? I went to school with her!
Comment from memomachine
Time: April 16, 2012, 3:10 am
“No, but I faked out both kids with a promise of donuts to get them out of bed. Yeah, I’m THAT kind of dad. I’m really starting to look forward to April Fools now. It’s like a holiday designed for Dads.”
Next year make it waffle ham & cheese sandwiches. Basically a hot ham & cheese sandwich stuffed between two waffles. You get all the major food groups. Waffle, ham, cheese and grilled.
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