Don’t click the link. Seriously.

I love this picture of the president. It cracks me up every time Hot Air or somebody runs a story under it, because it reminds me so much of this guy.
So you know what I had to do, right? You know what’s coming, right? No, I’m going to make you click a link. You know what you’re going to see when you click the link, so don’t come crying to me if you click the link and then you’re all, like, “golly, Weasel, how could you be so rotten and horrible and mean?” Because all you have to do is not click the link and you won’t see the picture. Simple, really. Don’t do it. I’m begging you.
I mean it.
Srsly.
August 20, 2009 — 4:41 pm
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And that’s when Sgt Crowley began to suspect a setup…

A bit of graphical silliness to end the week. Have a good weekend, everyone!
July 31, 2009 — 5:39 pm
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Eh. He is still risen…

Well, we’ve had a gay old time this week, haven’t we? Making fun of Obama ‘n’ shit?
But now it’s back to wholesome Sussex housewifeblogging for me! For now, anyway.
Why? Because it’s not yet time.
Obama is America’s dreamy new blind date. Took her out to the classy restaurant. Told her she’s beautiful. Oh, it’s all candlelight and heaving bosoms at the moment.
I’ll get back to you when he does a runner out the service entrance and sticks her with the bill.
Of course, there’s a Supreme Court shitstorm coming. And the inevitable red-on-red rumble, now that Democrats control the whole enchilada.
And have I mentioned how British politics has taken a turn for the stupid?
May 1, 2009 — 6:42 pm
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As a matter of fact, yes — this *is* why I went to art school

And yes. I do feel better now. Thanks for asking.
April 28, 2009 — 4:30 pm
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I procrastinate REAL good

The plan was, I’d spend the six months or so between getting here and getting my FLR(M) (the visa that allows me to work) putting together an illustration portfolio.
So…ummm…here’s what I’ve got so far.
Okay. See, I had to wait for all my art crap to get here. And then I needed a table to work on. And lamps. And shelves. And shelves mean a drill. And…oh, it’s just really complicated, okay?
Anyhoo! Have a lamb for Good Friday. I spent an hour watching this goofy pair nod off in the sun the other day.
April 10, 2009 — 6:55 pm
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Ain’t it GREAT to have them Bush goobers out of the White House?

Ain’t it great to have college folks in the White House agin! People who talk purty and have all that book-larnin’ about the sophisticated big-city ways of international diplomacy and sech like.
Okay, there’s no big color version of this one. I lost interest before I worked out all the picture problems, as we call them in the drawin’ trade. Frankly, I think it was freaking me out spending time polishing Her Majesty’s T and A.
Happy Friday, ever’body!
April 3, 2009 — 7:18 pm
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The O-Man, always with the smooth talk
Obama replied, ‘No, no. I have been practising… I bowled a 129.’
The audience roared with laughter, and the late-night talk show host assured Obama ‘that’s very good, Mr. President.’ To which Obama interjected, ‘It’s like – it was like Special Olympics, or something.’
Mr Leno appeared noticeably flummoxed – and swiftly moved the conversation forward as the audience laughed.
Hey, you know the seven words I’ve said a THOUSAND times and I totally wish I never had to say again for the rest of my miserable life? Yeah, you know them:
“Imagine if a Republican had said that…”
Happy Friday, everyone! Click to embiggen and becolor.
March 20, 2009 — 7:35 pm
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At the sign of the restesing weasel

Eh. Lord knows when my stuff will show up — including my desktop computer and all the sweasel graphics thereupon — so I just drawed another restesting weasel.
Yes, this one is based on a roadkill weasel, too, but please don’t tell that slopbag Dave in Texas. Jesus, the way he carried on about the last one, you’d think I’d shot Bambi’s mum or something…
December 12, 2008 — 7:07 pm
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Because not everyone has the gift of plumb…

Yeah, it’s not nearly as euphonious as the original. But I felt left out. Finally, populist sloganeering for artards and gay guys!
Happy Friday, everyone! Feel free to continue talking about the economy or fragging zombie vampire kittehs, or whatever we were talking about…
October 24, 2008 — 5:04 pm
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Blow on the dice for me, Baby…

Hard to escape the news today, even if you wear large poofy headphones tuned to white noise and glare at people who catch your eye. My heart is full of angry and sore.
Feel free to continue discussing fiction in the thread below.
October 10, 2008 — 1:58 pm
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