Kimjongunzilla
Dangerous baby is dangerous.
Yes. Yes, I went to art school so I could paint people who scare me as ugly fat babies. A friend of mine pissed me off once, so I painted her as Joan of Arc and burned her at the stake. Beware the wrath of the art nerd.
So, okay. AltBBrown takes the dick with…I dunno. Some sports guy again. Round 48 of the Dead Pool starts tomorrow. Here. Six p.m. Weasel Blog Time. Remember, our clocks have changed since the last time, so WBT is now…fucked if I know. Same as GMT, whatever that is. You do the math; I lied on my transcripts to get out of High School algebra.
April 4, 2013 — 11:19 pm
Comments: 22
Because I’m trying to give you fits, is why
Heh. Sorry to do this to you two posts in a row, but I’ve been screwing around with Photoshop’s .gif animation tools. I’ve resolved to learn all I can about CS6, since paying for it gave me a nosebleed. They changed the interface a little between CS3 and CS6.
This, for those who haven’t been hanging out on my blog for years, is Damien. Isn’t he cute? Gosh, he was an evil fucker.
He disappeared when he was about two, causing my nice blog to go all emo and angsty for a while. Thing is, people all over the neighborhood said they’d spotted him. One lady even took him in and fed for a few days.
Anyway, here’s His Wickedness waking up from a nap when he was just a tiny wee slip of an evil fucker.
March 21, 2013 — 11:35 pm
Comments: 12
Keep this up and he’ll lose weight
Still playing with Blender. Sorry for the longer-than-usual download. And the fact the ball is turning the wrong way. And I messed up the front legs part of his walk cycle.
But the ears, they’re awesome!
March 20, 2013 — 11:13 pm
Comments: 26
Chicken in a Blender
Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.
Heh. Got sidetracked playing with 3D modeling tonight. Damn, there’s a lot to learn just to get started. I keep inventing geometries that are positively non-Euclidean.
To be honest, I tried sticking a toe in politics tonight, and pulled back a smoking stump. Ugh. Great. Now the other kids’ll call me Ol’ Smoky Stumptoe.
Oh, hey, I know…computer tip for you. You know I picked up that address book virus a couple of weeks ago? Well, contrary to what I told you at the time, I later found out Malwarebytes didn’t clean it up for me and the damn virus sent out another embarrassing mailshot the next day. Malwarebytes has never let me down before, so I says to myself, “I bet they have an online forum with, like, tame geeks and stuff.”
They have. Go to that link, post your problem, and wait. They take turns troubleshooting threads. There’s some kind of credentialling program for guys who are allowed to troubleshoot virus removal, so the people on there are all vetted.
It took a bunch of back-and-forth and some running of utilities and posting of logs, but we got it all off eventually. In the end, I PayPal’d the guy who helped me a few bucks. By which I mean five of them. Eh, I’ve been unemployed a long time now.
February 19, 2013 — 11:58 pm
Comments: 19
Weasel of Turin
Pff, obviously. Just ran across this in my documents folder. It’s from an old website I did ages ago and then accidentally lost control of the domain name for.
Don’t diagram that sentence. I think you’d have to divide by zero.
December 21, 2012 — 11:02 pm
Comments: 43
Mister Bubbles
Okay, okay…sorry about that post yesterday. Here’s an adorable kitten.
With a terminal heart condition.
Ha! Ha! Just kidding! His heart condition is totally treatable.
Only, his family doesn’t have the money to pay for the treatment, so they’ll have to choose between paying the vet and heating the house this Christmas.
Yeah, that’s right — if I’m going to feel like this, you are, too.
Wait, what? What do you mean you don’t have to come here??
November 13, 2012 — 10:04 pm
Comments: 47
Santa’s coming…
…and he looks hungry.
Ta da! After a couple of years of Zombie Santa Christmas cards, I decided to go with feral Santa this year. Obviously, it works better in color.
I’m not trying to sell you stuff. I’m just putting this link up here to get it into the search engines in plenty of time for Christmas.
I’d rather have you guys as readers and commenters than customers.
November 12, 2012 — 5:57 pm
Comments: 28
Brrrr…
Because he asked nicely (and because I couldn’t think of anything else to post today), I did the Barack Obama/Valerie Jarrett mashup for reader Caliban. And it’s giving me the willies. Please make it stop looking at me.
Spitting image of an old friend of mine from art school. Yeah, he looked like a drag artist, too.
November 1, 2012 — 10:52 pm
Comments: 37
See your Romnesia, raise you Barackoli
Eat your Barackoli, America!
Nah, just goofing. Stupid idea. And you know what? I didn’t even get there first.
Let me know how the last debate goes. I’ll be tucked up in my little weaselly bed, snoring and farting.
October 22, 2012 — 10:11 pm
Comments: 26
Give ’em hell, Paul
Heh. I probably shouldn’t have gone with this. I don’t actually expect Ryan to slaughter Biden. Joe is, no kidding, a pretty decent debater. When he pays attention and keeps his shit together, he can pull off a damn good genial and statesman-like imposture.
And Ryan could come off as an abrasive smartass. Worst case, it might look like cocky puppy versus wise silver fox.
Well. Let’s hope for better. It’ll be in the wee hours my time, so I won’t know until morning. (Ah, I see Ace is managing expectations).
Remember — here. Tomorrow. Six of the clock Weasel Blog Time.
Dead Pool Round 39!!!
October 11, 2012 — 9:55 pm
Comments: 19