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Oh my lord, this looks so painful I’m almost sympathetic. For posterity: “2,750 people were injured and eight killed after handheld pagers used by Hezbollah to communicate exploded.” Early reports said someone might have used software to bombard them with messages and overheat them, but I don’t think those are battery explosions. They’re too big. And ouchy.

I don’t think Israel has taken credit yet, but everyone knows it’s Israel.

At this moment (about three hours after thousands of pagers exploded simultaneously), the story goes that when Israel assassinated the Hezbollah commander a couple of weeks ago, everyone figured his cellphone had given his location away. So the footsoldiers ditched their phones and were given brand new pagers. That somehow were intercepted on the way from the Taiwanese manufacturer to their right front pockets.

Amazing.

September 17, 2024 — 4:57 pm
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