Admire my enormous cabbage, bitchez
Well. My goodness, that hurt. Didn’t it?
Now, if you’ll step inside, I’m just warming up the cocoon. Tea? Coffee? Artisan moonshine?
We’ve got tons of video games we haven’t finished. And have you looked the reading list lately? Oh, we’ll have a busy few weeks. Months. Very busy.
There will be a time for rage. There will be a time when we take all that anger and disappointment, wad it into a dense, burning, white-hot fist, and…
Well. Not today. Today, our anger only serves them. Today, I am rubber and 52% of the electorate is glue.