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The first ever naked ping pong tournament took place this weekend in a private room in the Holborn Club in London. According to this article, ’twas the very spot where table tennis was invented in 1901. (Wikipedia disputes that, but really, who the hell cares?).

There are some artfully posed publicity stills at the link. I’m guessing the actual event was more than a little silly, with all that junk bobbling around.

Yeah, the club is really called Bounce. Didn’t make that up.

According to Pixy Misa’s Twitter feed, Ace had a catastrophic server crash today. In case you were wondering. They expect to get it up and running later today.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: May 12, 2014, 9:33 pm

For the first time ever in recorded history a diverse group of well-oiled models stood with paddles & a table in a hotel room.

Comment from dissent555
Time: May 12, 2014, 10:47 pm

Well here’s to Ace getting it up sometime later today …

yeah, yeah, I know. But if not here, where?

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 12, 2014, 10:49 pm

That woman in the foreground appears a bit young to have a back surgery scar. Perhaps it was the result of an injury sustained in a nude Crisco/Twister tournament.

And is it normal to have a glass of beer on the table during the ping-pong game? That man’s stance implies intensity and concentration. The beer suggests he is ogling the nekkid folks rather than awaiting a serve.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: May 12, 2014, 11:15 pm

That man’s stance implies intensity and concentration.

Looks to me like he’s about to give his penis the paddling of a lifetime.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: May 12, 2014, 11:23 pm

Looks to me like he’s about to give his penis the paddling of a lifetime.

Oh, wait…Is this ping-pdong or table tenpenis?

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: May 13, 2014, 4:07 am

So there has never been a ping-pong tournament at a nudist colony?

Somehow I doubt that. Although it’s probable that even nudists might don jockstraps and sports bras when they are going to be jumping around a lot, and this crowd no doubt maintained le nu integrale regardless of discomfort.

Comment from Nina
Time: May 13, 2014, 4:20 am

As the owner of rather robust mammaries, the idea of bouncing around sans brassiere leaves me feeling very pained. And that’s not even taking into consideration all the assorted non-mammary bouncing going on.

Clothes are good.

Comment from Bob
Time: May 13, 2014, 4:49 am

Gives new meaning to the term “flop sweat”.

Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: May 13, 2014, 1:39 pm

As long as the nude ping-pongers include Page 3 lovelies like Alice Goodwin or Sammy Braddy, I’m fine. They wouldn’t even have to play, just stand around and smile.

I’m glad to hear that Ace & Co. expect to come out of this okay. My instant paranoid thought was that Cankles and her friends found an excuse to shut him down.

Comment from technochitlin
Time: May 13, 2014, 1:46 pm

As a bottle-scarred veteran of the Sixties, I can categorically state that nude groups doing much of anything beyond sex are… unimpressive.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 13, 2014, 3:56 pm

Something tells me that the actual folks in that club don’t look anything like those models.

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