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Leonard Cohen

Zsa Zsa Gabor. Come back to me, daah-link! AND DIE! Menj a halál faszára!

Once more into the breach: Rev. Billy Graham.

Bob Barker.

Kirk Douglas

Olivia de havilland

George Soros for a welcome change

William Shatner

Penny Marshall. I’ll get it right one of these days.

Ramsey *spit* Clark

Somebody pick Billy Ayres. The little shit deserves it.

Politically, nothing has changed from the last dead pool, except that both parties are getting more desperate to stop Trump. So I will renew my prediction that one or both parties will try to assassinate him. And that the sequalae will be . . . untidy.

Hillary [cough, cough, cough, gag, cough, cough, choke, cough, gasp, cough, cough, cough, gag, choke, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, stagger, collapse] Clinton.

Fidel!

Bill Clinton
He’s messing up the Narrative.

jerry lewis….

Bush the elder

Jerry Lewis

Prince phillip

John Glenn

Peter Sallis, actor who played Clegg, for all 31 years of the hit british tv comedy “Last of the Summer Wine”. Also the voice of Wallace of the “Wallace & Gromit” claymation films from Aardman.

Jimmy Carter

Mikhail Gorbachev

pope benedict

Since George H. W. Bush has been poached, I’ll just have to up the ante with a nomination from peaceful, islamic Europe: Geert Wilders, Dutch politician, founder and leader of the Party for Freedom, guarded 24 hours/day against the muzzie messages of love which might end his earthly existence.

Better late than absent, eh?…

Crabby Old Bat beat me to the obvious PeePulses Cherce, so I’ll just say best of British (or, more properly, Ameddican) Luck to the Bat, and go with the other Dirty, Rotten, Smelly, Weird, Looney-Leftist, Crooked Harridan of the Western World, Insaney Janey Fonda…both the Wider World and SanFran would be far the better…

Colonel Richard Cole, last of the Doolittle Raiders

For a change….Henry Kissinger.

Jerry Lee Lewis. I like losing.

Nicolas Maduro. He is no longer any use to the Castros as Venezuela is bankrupt, but at room temperature would sustain the “Revolution” a little longer.

I’ll stay with the Bishop in a Tutu cuz the pun never fails to make me laugh (yeah, I’m easily entertained).

Barbara Bush

Larry King

Stan Lee

AliceH wid da Killer. I love you hon but noooooo! Shake baby shake.

Gordon “Texture Like Sun” Brown. The architect of so many bad things.

Sticking with Hugh Hefner.

Gary Player – even Mr Fitness can’t go on forever (but he is only pushing 81 – that’s years, not golf score).

Doris Day, who is 92 years young.

I note in reference to my pick that I don’t want to come true above:

Last night persons unknown hit the Republican HQ in Orange County, North Carolina with a Molotov Cocktail, burning it out. There was spray painted graffiti left saying “Nazi Republicans get out of town” along with a swastika. There is also a scorched set of US colors that survived the fire, and I would like to see those colors presented and posted at every Trump rally till Election Day.

To put it mildly, I have my suspicions as to who did this. And I am pretty sure it is not over. And eventually it will not be one-sided. Also, 20 cars were vandalized with spray paint and smashed windshields outside a Trump rally in Maine, and a Trump campaign truck had its windows smashed while parked outside their HQ in a town in Iowa.

Golly gee willikers, this late to the party and Robert Mugabe is still available. I’ll take him.

Lester III, I Google translated your “Menj a halál faszára!” comment. It came out, ‘Go death stalks tree!’
Was this a popular Zsa Zsa saying?

Good ol’ Google translate! A légpárnás hajóm tele van angolnákkal!

I believe the literal translation is “go onto the death’s dick”, the common meaning/intent being “go to hell” or “get fucked”.

I prefer the vitriol of “Go onto Death’s dick”. Bit more punch to it!

Chuck Berry

(Who turns 90 today!! Happy birthday, Chuck! Hope I lose the Dick!)

Missed this over the weekend! I’ll go for my recent second-pick of June Forey.

For all we know he might already be dead… but since it ain’t announced yet and nobody else has claimed it: Julian Assange.

John Morris: Julian isn’t dead yet, or at least no one is claiming so. But who knows — you may already be a winner!!!

Good luck!

LesterIII:

Google translate sez (from Hungarian): “The hovercraft is full of eels!”

HA!

Who is ex-King Tom Bombadil’s successor? Ramalamadingdong the First?

Cultural insensitivity — it’s not just for breakfast anymore!

Still looking for Noam Chomsky to shuffle off this mortal coil…

Hurricane Matthew knocked me off my perch. No structural damage, just mandatory evacuation but I forgot about the Dead Pool.

I see Harry Reid is still available. Die, pig, die.

Lets go with hot air bag Algore, gaia’s own human hurricane of wind and utter b*llshit.

Die druid die!!!

I was hoping to follow one Ono with another, but the other Ono has been used. So, for freshness, I strike blindly into the dark, and pick Ennio Morricone, Italian composer of 500 film scores, including The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, and winner of the 2016 Original Score Oscar for The Hateful Eight.

Rosalyn Carter. Perhaps she and her beloved can shamble off together. A double dick would be a nice change.

Wassisname. You know. 1960s prophet of doom. Paul Ehrlich, that’s him. I hadda google “1960s prophet of doom” and the name popped up in the second listing. Man, can I fu that google!

Clive James

Ok a little late but I’ll take Clint Eastwood this time

Leslie Caron

a lot late.

If Clint Eastwood dies its because I was late. ugh.

Tommy Chong…..just because man.

John McCain – how long can a Rhino live?

Nobody had Robert Thomas Velline (April 30, 1943 – October 24, 2016), otherwise known as Bobby Vee?
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RIP

Nobody has James Comey? (12/14/1960-10/30/2016)

Comey’s taken? I’ll go with Mrs Anthony Wiener then

Huma Abedin – she knows too much.

Sorry, Comey’s not taken. I already have Bill Clinton.

I figured he would have been picked.
You still have the rest of the day to get your pick in.

Anthony’s Weiner’s cooperating. They’re gonna find him him dead of suicide by shooting himself in the back with a shotgun.

Broadcaster Desmond Carrington

Ohhhh…I don’t know about that pick, Carl.

Jon Hendricks of Lambert, Hendricks, and Ross fame. 95 now.

Wease, ancient BBC broadcasters have a habit of retiring in their 90s and falling off their perch a few weeks later. e.g. Alistair Cooke (“Letter from America”) announced his retirement at age 95 and died 4 weeks later. Alan Keith (“Your Hundred Best Tunes”) announced his retirement at age 94 and died a few days later. It’s as if they cling on with their broadcasting until they become aware that their death is imminent.

Desmond Carrington (“The Music Goes Round”)has been in poor health for some time and retired last week, aged 90. Watch this space.

wow, a few years back she was a darling of the DP…nobody picked her now…Janet Reno dead.
http://tinyurl.com/zmjtssb

Reno – I just saw that. Oh well…

@Carl: Right category, wrong person – Sir Leslie Ronald “Jimmy” Young CBE (21 September 1921 – 7 November 2016) was a British singer and radio personality. (One of the many to record “Unchained Melody.”)
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RIP

Looks like Scott Jacobs from the first comment in the thread wins this round.

Variety Magazine: Singer-Songwriter Leonard Cohen Dies at 82

*goes off to listen to “Everybody Knows”*

edit: oops – wrong thread

Damn, I loved that show as a kid.
Oscar-nominated actor Robert Vaughn, remembered as star of TV’s ‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’, has died at age 83, manager says – The Hollywood Reporter

Congratulations Scott

Whoa..Scott wins with pick #1? That’s some spooky shit right there.

Stoatie: is the new DP kicking off this evening or next Friday?

RIP Leon Russel