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Kirk Douglas, just because it would make people wail if it occurred in the next 30 hours.

Billy Graham!

Carol Channing
Lester, I’ve been picking Kirk Douglas for quite awhile, may you have better luck, I’m beginning to wonder about that old fart.

Bill Clinton

Betty White

I re-nominate:
George Herbert Walker Bush
because:
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1) He is old enough;
2) He didn’t support the (R) nominee;
3) It would be a great opportunity for Barky to blame the Russians again while giving a vapid, dishonest speech to honor an old, dead, white man who treated him well;
4) This would be the best opportunity for Hitlery to come out of hiding and face some music.

Thank you for the luck, Janna. I figure his spectres with consume the last of him soon.

Weird; quite seriously, I almost picked Mz Channing today!

Prof Irwin Corey

Michael Moore, Michigan’s biggest meddling moron!

Her Maj, QEII

I hope I’m totes off base, because Charles.

Olivia de Havilland

Since Prof Corey’s been poached I’m poaching David Rockefeller.

Danny Devito

Glen Campbell

HRH Prince Phillip, Chucky’s dad.

Chuck Berry

Chuck Barris, those years as a CIA assassin will catch up to him sooner or later.

Val Kilmer

Robert Mugabe

Hillary Clinton…..I can hope can’t I?

Peter Sallis, actor who played Clegg, for all 31 years of the hit british tv comedy “Last of the Summer Wine”. Also the voice of Wallace of the “Wallace & Gromit” claymation films from Aardman.
Hope I lose.

Jimmy Carter

Gene Hackman again

William Shatner

Dan Rather

Hillary – Because she will not be president of the USA

I got Ed Asner back!

John Kerry

While my heart wants to stay with my pick of Angela Merkel going out a’la Mussolini; John “I awarded myself Purple Hearts to get out of combat” Kerry came to mind. His recent betrayal of our ally Israel may have earned him something.

I could not avoid remembering that at the 1972 Olympics the Palestinian terrorist organization Black September massacred 11 Israeli athletes. Mossad hunted down ALL those involved over the next 20 years or so. It was called “Operation מבצע זעם האל‎‎ Mivtza Za’am Ha’el”

No, I am not a nice person. But it seems to fit.

June Foray

ARRGH!
Cobrakai99 beat me while I was typing. OK, I will revert to Angela Merkel.

George Soros

stuck in the frozen wasteland of western alaska in a blizzard of biblical proportions, im way late & got poached…. gonna grab me ol standby jerry lewis

My pick this round is:

Charlie Sheen

because he’s not really #WINNING anymore.

I edited my original comment at 6:11pm but it didn’t show up … ?

Harry Reid.

Stopped by our favorite pub on the way home for a couple of beers, wrangled the last of the prime rib into French dip sandwiches for dinner and I can still claim Desmond Tutu. Is this a great year, or what?!

I just realized that

A. Henry Kissenger is 93
B. No one has picked him.

I am pretty sure that his first meeting with Donald Trump will get his blood pressure up to the red zone.

I’ll take the bet that his ticker won’t stand the strain.

pope benedict…

Tommy Chong – Because Dave’s not here man!

Maxine Waters. Cause she is an ugly evil old biddy. And that’s putting it nicely.

Glenn Beck, Samantha Bee’s new best boy.

I guess since he’s still available, I’ll stick with Hugh Hefner, the old goat.

Norman Lloyd. Weaselwannabe beat me to George Soros. I just read that socialist fuck’s editorial – https://www.project-syndicate.org/onpoint/open-society-needs-defending-by-george-soros-2016-12?barrier=true
Die you evil piece of shit. Give Weaselwannabe #4!

Herman Wouk

I’m going to try Buzz Aldrin. he’s a tough old badass, but 86 and recently evacuated from the South Pole.

Chuck Yeager

I will – as is my customary wont – hit on ol’ Red-Pants Janey-Insaney Fonda (at least) one mo’ time…still a-hopin’ an’ a-prayin’ fer that semi-runaway-cable car to catch ‘er in mid-stride, mayhap up along Market Street somewheres?…

Boy, howdy, I’d admire to be there an’ video-tape that’un; I could sell tickets to show instant-replays fer years!!

C’mon, Janey – you c’n do ‘er!…

BTW – somebunny tell smedley he needs another entry…dustoffmom beat him out on the HilLIARy choice…

Stan Lee

Some good choices, kiddos, but academia needs to be thinned out, too.

Noam Chomsky, c’mon down!

Going to claim Harrison Ford, because why not, the Reaper hates me. (I’m burying my dad today, who passed on Tuesday. I guess it’s putting me in a graveyard mood…)

Roberta McCain

Well! Poached! I hope you win the dick, dissent, because I’m going to make what will be a tragic pick if I win:

Queen Elizabeth II

I wish Her Maj all the best and a speedy recovery.

I hate when I have to pick from my phone….. That anonymous for Norman Lloyd is from me.

Bob Barker

@ Brother Cavil:
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Condolences. May your Papa Rest In Peace.

Sean Connery

Because you only live to die twice another day.

George Soros, for the good of the planet.

Uncle Al, BJM has QEII way near the top.

Mel Brooks, to kick the piss bucket.

Thanks @Veeshir. I did search but not for just “QEII” so I missed it. Whew!

Lemme think on this a bit…

…OK! Looks like nobody’s grabbed Larry King yet, so he’s MINE!

(edit: in case anybody saw it, that most unfortunate misspelling of “Veeshir” was completely accidental and highly embarrassing.)

Vera Lynn

Della Reese

Ramsey Clark. It is my intention, Clark, to rid the Earth of your shadow forever.

Sorry grayjohn, George Soros is already taken. And here’s hoping his special brand of evil will be taken off the planet for good.

Jiang Zemin, the terrible lizard. Read Ethan Gutmann, __The Slaughter: Mass Killings, Organ Harvesting, and China’s Secret Solution to its Dissident Problem__.

Dick Van Dyke.

Father Mulcahy from M*A*S*H, William Christopher, passed away today, December 31, 2016.

Nobody had him.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Bob Dylan…. why not…

Rose Marie

Brother Cavil. Sorry for your loss. Condolences.

Clint Eastwood……Live forever!!!

as always….just in case.

Charles Manson. Long, long overdue.

Wow – mandel bread is in the lead – Go! mandel bread!

Charles Manson Taken From Prison To Hospital

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085720/Charles-Manson-taken-prison-California-hospital.html

@TSC: Pure coincidence + lots of wishful thinking. And I’ll happily take a Dick for a dick.

Al Sharpton.

Charles Manson is still alive – out of hospital and back in the prison.

Damn.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/charles-manson-returned-to-prison-after-stay-at-bakersfield-hospital/ar-BBy0UUZ?li=BBnb4R7&ocid=iehp

sumner redstone

Dang. Nobody had Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani (25 August 1934 – 8 January 2017)

Welp, better choose my usual Gordon Brown or else this’ll be the week he pops his clogs, which would be bittersweet.

Ach! Death got Nat Hentoff, 91.

RIP, Mr. Hentoff!

John McCain

Since I am late to the party, and all the low hanging fruit has ben claimed…..

I. M. Pei

Jon Hendricks again

ExpressoBold: Dang. Nobody had Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani (25 August 1934 – 8 January 2017).

Triple dog billygoat dang! I’m the only one who ever picked him – in DP 92, just a month ago.

And such a deserving candidate, too.

And I further note that I have missed two of the last three DPs, which is very sloppy of me.

So to get in this one, before it gets too old…

Rupert Murdoch.

Lord Snowden no longer available for the pool.

William Peter Blatty has slipped the coil.

If you’ve not seen “The Ninth Configuration”, you ought to. Not only a great movie, but is the first appearance of the Howie Scream (second only to the Wilhelm Scream). Also, actual tie-in to a character in The Exorcist. Just see it.

Do not read anything about the film or book; too many spoilers out there. SERIOUS film with some of the funniest dialog ever recorded.

Watch it for the cast alone! Stacy Keach, Scott Wilson, Jason Miller, Ed Flanders, Neville Brand, George DiCenzo, Moses Gunn, Robert Loggia, Tom Atkins, Steve Sandor, Richard Lynch

RIP: Eugene Cernan (82 yrs) – last man to walk on the moon in Dec 1972.

Expressobold may be getting the dick soon……

GHWBush is back in the hospital.

@RealMc
Barbara Bush was also admitted… I’m pretty sure if he goes, she’s right behind him.

Barbara Bush

Miguel Ferrer, RIP. He was only 61 and died of cancer.

Three more “Yabba Dabba Do’s” as Mark Levin likes to call them slipped the coil as well. May as well have been a banana peel.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/01/22/yemeni-officials-say-suspected-us-drone-strike-kills-3-alleged-al-qaeda-operatives.html

Tom Hatten

It looks like both Dick van Dyke and Rose Marie were picked, but not Mary Tyler Moore, who has been in worse health for some time. Sadly, I see that she is back in the hospital in ‘grave’ conditon (which is very not good in medical parlance). I am not picking her, but I do hope she pulls through somehow. I think one of her former co-stars (probably Ed Asner) said that they don’t talk anymore because she had become too conservative.

Too late HTL.

I’m kinda happy nobody won a dick for her.
Lou Grant on the other hand……

Mary Tyler Moore (December 29, 1936 – January 25, 2017)
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R I P

Mary Tyler Moore on Saturday nights — everybody loved Mary.

RIP, Miss Moore.

That was me…

right in my own back yard….RIP

Drummer Claude “Butch” Trucks, one of the founding members of the Allman Brothers Band, died in West Palm Beach on Tuesday night. He was 69.

Mike Connors (born Krekor Ohanian; August 15, 1925 – January 26, 2017) was an American actor best known for playing detective Joe Mannix in the CBS television series, Mannix.
He was 91. RIP.

Don’t know that we’ve ever had Mike Connors as a pick in the CDP.

At this rate, that skeleton is going to be holding that Christmas ornament at Easter…

I can’t find any definitive proof, but commenters around the intrawebz are saying John Hurt died.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000457/

The Beeb announced Hurt’s death from pancreatic cancer; it’s on their website.

GAME OVER PLAYER 1: Masaya Nakamura, founder of Namco, passes away age 91.

Angela Lansbury…. because somebody’s gotta Write some damn Murder…. *

Ric Fan, Congratulations!
You’re getting Dick!
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“Professor” Irwin Corey (July 29, 1914 – February 6, 2017)
RIP

Thanks, EB. I always feel it’s cheating to pick someone over 100 years old, even if not against the rules.

@Ric Fan,
Nope, I think it is gathering low-hanging fruit…