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The O-Man, always with the smooth talk

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Obama replied, ‘No, no. I have been practising… I bowled a 129.’

The audience roared with laughter, and the late-night talk show host assured Obama ‘that’s very good, Mr. President.’ To which Obama interjected, ‘It’s like – it was like Special Olympics, or something.’

Mr Leno appeared noticeably flummoxed – and swiftly moved the conversation forward as the audience laughed.

Hey, you know the seven words I’ve said a THOUSAND times and I totally wish I never had to say again for the rest of my miserable life? Yeah, you know them:

        “Imagine if a Republican had said that…”

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Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: March 21, 2009, 9:18 am

If he actually has time to practice his bowling, we are in a heap of trouble. But its probably just another one of his lies.


Comment from Unsupervised.
Time: March 21, 2009, 9:38 am

“as the audience laughed.” That, coupled with the lack of indignant response from the MSM validates your “imagine” comment. And also shows that most people STILL like un-PC humor: Retard jokes, Polish/Italian/Aggie/Newfie jokes, South Park, etc., they just don’t want to be caught LAUGHING at them. Because that would be SO mean-spirited. But when an acceptable role model does it, it’s OK to laugh. (and maybe tell one or two yourself). A Texas Aggie was walking down the street with a pig under his arm. Farmer says: “Where’d you get THAT ugly thing?” Pig says “Won him in a raffle.”


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 21, 2009, 10:24 am

There’s a definite place in this world for retard jokes. Coming out of the mouth of the President of the United States isn’t one of them.

“Hey, Weasel — what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a safety deposit box? Your 401(K)! Hahahaha!

Waterhead!


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 21, 2009, 11:48 am

But when an acceptable role model does it, it’s OK to laugh.

Therein you lose your argument. The office of the presidency should not be used to laugh at the expense of those who cannot defend themselves.

On top of that, Obama is not acceptable or a role model unless you are a member of ACORN. Acceptable role models do not show contempt for or promote infanticide to babies who refused to die during an abortion. Many of those babies having Downs syndrome, who if were not sanctioned to death, may have participated in Special Olympics one day.

Stay classy, Barak O’Chavez and apologists.


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: March 21, 2009, 1:17 pm

In our younger days, Loretta Claiborne was a running partner of mine. She competed well in both circles. She can definitely defend herself from any assault by the POTUS, who she undoubtedly voted for.

http://www.lorettaclaiborne.com/bio.htm


Comment from Dawn
Time: March 21, 2009, 4:23 pm

Obama will find a way to blame the Bush administration for this.


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 21, 2009, 4:35 pm

What a difference a little class makes.

Here is Sarah Palin’s take on the Special Olympics.

*mind the space and copy and paste*

http ://doubleplusundead.mee.nu/we_really_dodged_a_bullet_with_that_sarah_palin_didnt_we

And as ‘It’s Vintage’ asks, is it too much to ask that the effing President of the effing United States act a little more, I dunno, presidential?


Comment from 7HEAVENS
Time: March 21, 2009, 5:31 pm

There’s a definite place in this world for retard jokes. Coming out of the mouth of the President of the United States isn’t one of them.

Yeah Weasel it’s true, but compared to his spending this is trivial. And Liberals can try to justify all their “being offended” by pointing to us pointing to this. The man does not know what he is doing, and we need to stay on point that he’s bankrupting us for generations.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 21, 2009, 5:40 pm

This, you are not going to believe!

http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid4464161001?bctid=17075685001


Comment from sfcmac
Time: March 21, 2009, 5:41 pm

Well, that’s what happens when Obamessiah wanders out into public places without his teleprompter chaperone.


Comment from Allen
Time: March 21, 2009, 7:09 pm

Weasel, this is priceless. At least now we know why he picked Joe Biden. He recognized a kindred spirit.

Barry and Joe, the Seigfreid and Roy of gaffes.


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Comment from I Don’t Care Either
Time: March 21, 2009, 9:42 pm

At least President Obama is not putting the handicapped to death like GW did in Texas.

My son is handicapped and he is much more insulted by the lack of a sense of humor.

Also, yes, Bush would have been ripped for the comment. But Obama is certainly being ripped for it. So, even steven, mofo


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: March 21, 2009, 10:57 pm

At least President Obama is not putting the handicapped to death like GW did in Texas

He was doing that?? Oh MAN – I’m handicapped and I live in Texas! Thank goodness he was elected President – I really dodged a bullet there!


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 21, 2009, 11:50 pm

At least President Obama is not putting the handicapped to death like GW did in Texas.

At least GW protected the handicapped from being murdered at or near birth. Obama wants them dead. Innocent babies are a tad bit different than someone who committed a violent crime.

I would suggest to you that if your son is handicapped, you had better get any medical problems dealt with now because under Obama’s health care plan, which was signed into law via the huge trillion dollar political payback bill, a government entity will determine who will get what kind of care.

My brother is handicapped and we have been told that he will need to get his heart valve replaced in his 40s. Under Obama’s bill, seeing as how Downs have a shorter life span, he probably will be told that the cost outweighs the time he has left.

Mofo.


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 21, 2009, 11:58 pm

Uncle B, is that for real? I believe most of it and think it is a hoot that they threw shrub lights on ‘em, but the sheep made of sheep ?

Very cool.


Comment from See-Dubya
Time: March 22, 2009, 1:04 am

At least President Obama is not putting the handicapped to death like GW did in Texas.

Friend, I think you may be confused about which former President that was:
http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/10978,opinion,the-long-shadow-of-rickie-ray-rector


Comment from JuliaM
Time: March 22, 2009, 4:45 am

“Barry and Joe, the Seigfreid and Roy of gaffes.”

Lol! How very true….


Comment from JuliaM
Time: March 22, 2009, 4:52 am

To be honest, executing Rector was something the Clintons deserved praise for.

I never did understand how we were all supposed to say ‘Oh, they can’t execute him! He’s retarded!’ when he shot himself in the head, causing his brain damage after murdering two men.

Truly, the real life equivalent of the child killing its parents and then pleading clemency on account of being an orphan….


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 22, 2009, 6:51 am

In principle I agree with you, JuliaM. In practice, when I heard that Rector asked to save the dessert from his last meal “for later” it did make me feel a little urpee about the execution.

On a lighter note, I think I’ll have “even steven, mofo” tattoo’d on me somewhere. It should come in handy for the next four years.


Comment from Gnus
Time: March 22, 2009, 8:54 am

Typical “progressive” troll. Short on facts, long on bullshit.


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 22, 2009, 11:57 am

I’m with Julia on this one. That was one of the few things he got right.
What if it were your kid he had murdered?


Comment from PuffyWhiteGuy
Time: March 22, 2009, 12:34 pm

Badger,

The shepherding is great. Does this work with cats?


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 22, 2009, 1:01 pm

I think you all should pick the tune at :51 as your doorbell.


Comment from Mrs. Hill
Time: March 22, 2009, 3:52 pm

Uncle B,
The Baaa-studs are the most happiness I’ve had in weeks! “I’m sure some of them pong. . . ” *wheeze*


Comment from iamfelix
Time: March 22, 2009, 3:56 pm

I love that video, Uncle B. I sent it to my brother the other day — he has a one yr. old Border Collie, and was ready to sign her up for training.

The shepherding is great. Does this work with cats?

No, for cats you need cowboys.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 22, 2009, 5:20 pm

I’m glad I’m not the only one still chortling at the sheep :)
Trouble is, I have this nasty feeling they are going to be hearing from our animal cruelty loonies.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 22, 2009, 6:29 pm

Good ol’ Felix. I knew that was going to be the link. What a great ad — but I can’t help wondering: is EDS even in business still?


Comment from iamfelix
Time: March 22, 2009, 7:33 pm

Yep, EDS is still around. They’re part of HP now, but still do business w/The General. I think they were probably relieved to be spun off from GM — A business started by a crazy little guy (with charts) was not always the best fit with the then-behemoth General. They’ll probably be able to buy us if our stock gets any lower.

Plenty EDS info @ Wiki.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 22, 2009, 8:03 pm

Too late, iamfelix! I found £1.54 down the back of the sofa this afternoon and I bought it.

I’m diving into the armchair next. I hear Ford is going cheap, too.

Once firmly in control, I’ll tranform the car industry overnight.

I’ll re-introduce fins!


Comment from iamfelix
Time: March 22, 2009, 8:13 pm

Make it look something like this, ‘k?

I, for one, welcome our new Badger overlord!


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 22, 2009, 8:20 pm

That’s a beaut. My roommate in art school told me the ’59 Cadillac had the biggest fins ever, before the whole fin thing peaked and fell away. I don’t know if that’s true, but I do know he did a boffo huge self-portrait leaning up against one.

Me, I had a green-over-cream 1961 Bel Aire that had truly only been driven by a little old lady on Sundays. My brother wrecked it :(


Comment from iamfelix
Time: March 22, 2009, 8:45 pm

My first car was a ’64 Biscayne, primer grey — Got it from my then-boyfriend’s brother, who was going to paint it and then lost interest. My second was a ’65 GTO, primer black — Caused my dad to say, “Are you ever going to get a car with a real paint job?” I miss that car.

Could have looked like this with actual paint. It really ran, despite its shabby appearance.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 22, 2009, 8:48 pm

Felix had a goat!


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: March 22, 2009, 9:05 pm

Ha!

As the new owner BadgCoGMFoMo I am proud to announce our two newest models The RecessionBGone 1 and The RecessionBGone 2

http://www.motormint.com/ProductImages/fullsize07/57SDHK.jpg

http://www.gmphotostore.com/images/53217549_pr.jpg

Now, ladies and jellyfish, if you’d kindly form an orderly queue over there by the BadgCo vending machines, the nice weasel will take your deposits…


Comment from Machinist
Time: March 22, 2009, 10:08 pm

iamfelix,

Thank you so much for the cats clip. My wife is looking at me very strangely as I haven’t laughed that loud in a long time.


Comment from porknbean
Time: March 22, 2009, 11:33 pm

Ooooo…I want one of those, Uncle B, painted pink.


Comment from Dawn
Time: March 23, 2009, 2:59 am

“Imagine if a Republican had said that…”

http://www.lefigaro.fr/actualites/2009/03/19/01001-20090319ARTFIG00357-confidentiel-barack-obama-a-ecrit-a-jacques-chirac-.php

Obama handles diplomacy as bad as he bowls.


Comment from MCPO Airdale
Time: March 23, 2009, 11:30 am

’59 Bel Aire is a work of art!


Comment from Dawn
Time: March 23, 2009, 12:11 pm

From redstate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRzNUKpF5Dk&feature=player_embedded


Comment from paul s
Time: March 24, 2009, 1:57 pm

lol … thought you were taking a break from politics. Hard to lay off those BP fastballs Dear Leader tosses, though, right?

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