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NPR chief executive Vivian Schiller is defending the firing of news analyst Juan Williams after his comments on the Fox News Channel, saying his feelings about Muslims are between him and “his psychiatrist or his publicist.”

The “psychiatrist” part of that smirking little Vivian Schiller remark has gotten a lot of attention, but I think the “publicist” part is full of burn, too. As in — if you say you’re scared of motherfucking muslims on the motherfucking plane, you’re either crazy, or you’re just doing it for attention.

What? I know, I know…the logo is for PBS, and Juan Williams got booted from NPR. The PBS logo was simply funner to play with. Anyhow, fuck it. Defund the lot — PBS, NPR. CPB, while we’re at it. That’s a start.

Yes, yes…there’s merchandise. I whipped up a batch hours ago, but Zazzle is so constipated, none of it is showing up yet. Well, there’s a bumpersticker.

But remember — none of this hilarity will be possible unless we win AND WIN HUGE next week! Forget the Democrats, it’s got to be big enough to scare the shit out of Republicans, or they’ll all sink back into the warm, comfy slops together.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 26, 2010, 11:44 pm

Phun Phact — Vivian Schiller worked as a tour guide in the old Soviet Union.

Comment from Allen
Time: October 27, 2010, 12:10 am

A tour guide for the old Soviet huh? Why am I not surprised.

“Hey let’s take a spin around the Lubyanka, and then pop into the square. Can I get my picture with Iron Felix?” Well she certainly has great cred as a tool. She still probably thinks the Gulag Archipelago is the Siberian version of Club Med.

I don’t really care if it gets defunded or not, except for watching some on the left cry bitter tears if it happens.

Come to think of it I wish they would defund it for one personal reason. I would never have to listen to “Morning becomes Eclectic” on the LA affiliate ever again. They go out of their way to find and play “hip” new music. One was some fusion music, aggghhhh! Some things cannot be fused, this music would have been the cooking equivalent of Sweetbreads Sushi.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 27, 2010, 4:23 am

On that note, you should all like this one….. 😉


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 27, 2010, 4:25 am

Or, you might prefer a drunk with a SERIOUS starboard list….


Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: October 27, 2010, 7:13 am

My favorite bit was a day or two ago, when Charles Krauthammer joked that HE was Juan’s psychiatrist (the man is, in fact, trained as such).

Comment from Mark
Time: October 27, 2010, 12:47 pm

Here’s a little MORE info on the “alleged” 2% funding:
But then, what else would one EXPECT from the NPR and PBS family?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 27, 2010, 6:43 pm

Tiny catapult for throwing pies at bees.

Comment from Mark
Time: October 27, 2010, 7:51 pm

Moderate-size howizter for hunting deer:

I’ll let you find his mortar for hunting feral cats on your own…

Comment from Clifford Scridlow
Time: October 27, 2010, 9:01 pm

Still too funny.


Comment from lauraw
Time: October 28, 2010, 10:36 pm

Defund the EPA first. It is of paramount importance.

The agency is full up with unrealistic hippies, who, newly empowered, are virtually immune from the recession everyone else is suffering and are destroying every surviving industry they can get their hands on.

Defund them, lay those commie children off, and let them find employment that doesn’t consist of enthusiastically killing everybody else’s jobs.

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