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Butt-crack daisy

I’m going to be the #1 Google hit for “butt-crack daisy” or my name isn’t Seraphina Terwilliger Weasel. (Original photo is a Man Ray).

I’m not yet. Feh. Google used spider me in really fast, back in the day.

Interesting…when I did a search of “butt-crack daisy” (only when it’s punctuated exactly like that), a notice appears at the bottom of the search listings: In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read more about the request at ChillingEffects.org.

At the link: Child Pornography Complaint to Google. The cease-and-desist or legal threat you requested is not yet available. (Child pornography butt-crack daisy. Oh, let’s not dwell on that, ‘K?)

That Chilling Effects site is interesting, though. From my quick trawl, it looks like they’re gathering cease-and-desist letters and linking them up to FAQs. Cool.

Anyway, I just can’t deal with politics at the moment. Sorry. Between the presidential hoo-ha in the States and all the crap about Greece and the Euro, current events at the moment is like a great hooting of spider monkeys.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 3, 2011, 10:36 pm

Somehow, I hear “great hooting of spider monkeys” in my head in a tragically Scottish accent.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 3, 2011, 10:47 pm

Wow! I take that back! Ten minutes later, and this post is hit #8 on a Google search.

Holy shit!

Comment from Grizzly
Time: November 3, 2011, 11:02 pm

#7 when I checked. I wish I had done that well on my goals for today.

Comment from Alice
Time: November 3, 2011, 11:29 pm

I’m trying to hear “great hooting of spider monkeys” in a tragically Scottish accent, but I just keep getting “Groundskeeper Willie” with the addendum “ya pyooritan pyook”.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 3, 2011, 11:34 pm

And there it is. Google “butt-crack daisy” (in quotes) and I’M NUMBER ONE.

I am awesome.

Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: November 3, 2011, 11:44 pm

You’re number 1 on Bing too. You’re the butt-crack daisy queen!

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: November 4, 2011, 12:11 am

Hey, remember the Norman Rockwell post you did? I’ve seen a ton of his stuff but didn’t ever see this one. Its jaw droppingly brilliant, just an amazing work of art.


The kids would call it “meta” today but its just amazing, he out-Pollocks Pollock, and manages to show he’s better. I want that for myself.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 4, 2011, 12:22 am

I wonder how he did that. Masked off the figure and then let ‘er rip, I bet (otherwise, the texture of the squiggeled paint would mess up the figure).

They had every single one of his post covers (as printed covers, not the original paintings)…so that one was there.

Comment from unkawill
Time: November 4, 2011, 12:49 am

Thanks for digging this out of the archive
I was intrigued with the comment thread that mentioned it.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: November 4, 2011, 2:00 am

“Butt-crack Daisy” & now I have the wrong words to a Ted Nugent song stuck in my head. Thank you so very much.

Comment from Ric Locke
Time: November 4, 2011, 4:00 am

As frequently happens with Norman Rockwell paintings, I find myself making up a biography for that guy. I’ll bet he owned a Packard.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 4, 2011, 4:14 am

You know, it’s nice having a web page where a civilized discussion of female ass-cleavage is possible. When we start talking about it at the Cornfield, it usually degenerates to stories of how figging changed peoples sex lives and other such subjects…….. 😉

Comment from Alice
Time: November 4, 2011, 11:38 am

As frequently happens with a comment by Ric Locke, I find myself struck by his ability to so clearly encapsulate an idea that was previously a jumble of fragmentary thoughts in my own mind.

This time, there’s the added bonus of reminding me of one of my most enjoyable afternoons.

Years ago, I found myself charged with taking my niece (about 8 years old) and nephew (about 10) through a special exhibit of Norman Rockwell paintings. In trying to keep them well-behaved (something they were not known for), I started asking them to find all the reflections they saw, what is that kitten doing?, etc.. By the 4th or 5th picture, they were making up entire stories about the people and places in the pictures. It took us hours to go through the gallery, and my appreciation of Rockwell went from ‘eh, very nice’ to ‘wow, this guy is very very good’.

Comment from fashizzlizer
Time: November 4, 2011, 11:54 am

a great hooting of spider monkeys…

Weasel, you write that like it’s a bad thing…or even a change from the norm in politics. I think the usual tone and tenor I hear in that realm sounds like hooting monkeys and nothing has changed. At least the monkeys don’t try that Mussolini head tilt thing Duh One does…

As to Rockwell, he was far better than just your average illustrator, as was the late Frank Frazetta. Now that the last acknowledged masters are passing away, as these have, their works go for hundreds of thousands or even millions of dollars, due to that exceptional gift they held. One of Frazetta’s paintings went for over a million dollars not that long ago.

To his credit, Rockwell was a contemporary master of art I think. No one on the illustrator scene comes close at the moment for me.

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: November 4, 2011, 1:54 pm

The original tramp stamp….

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 4, 2011, 2:29 pm

I can’t decide if “butt-crack daisy” should be sung to the tune of “Muskrat Suzie” or “Camptown Ladies.”

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: November 4, 2011, 4:46 pm

One of favorite Robert Palmer songs from ‘Sneakin’ Sally thru the alley’

“Well, you told me you weren’t infectious, so I brought no precautions with me. And you said your old man was in Texas, and anyway he’d forgotten his key…

There’s more but it’s sad, so I’ll leave it there.

Comment from Davem123
Time: November 4, 2011, 5:31 pm

I’ve always sung it to the tune “I’m so pretty”, but I’ve always had a thing for Natalie Wood as Maria.

Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: November 4, 2011, 7:32 pm

You’re the top four results on Google now. It’s great, and simultaneously, not so great…

Comment from Mark T
Time: November 4, 2011, 9:45 pm

If you had a Googly thingie box on your site, I’d NumberOne you! Butt-crack, indeed.

Comment from Nicole
Time: November 5, 2011, 12:28 pm

I just heard about Man Ray last week. We are working our way through the back seasons of “Supernatural” and one of the eps had the guys tracking down a photog who was using Man Ray’s camera to steal youth from subjects. He’d take a picture of one youthful subject and then double expose the film with the older subject and voila. Supposedly the photog had been a friend of Man Ray’s and was ancient – he had been using the camera for himself as well as selling his services to vain wealthy women. 🙂

And congrats on your Google-ability. 🙂

Comment from Nicole
Time: November 5, 2011, 12:39 pm

Damn, so I’m forgetful in my old age. It wasn’t “Supernatural,” it was “Warehouse 13” where they go chasing supernatural artifacts, not supernatural beings. 😛

Hm. Shows sound pretty similar… wonder if there is a pattern to my entertainment…

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