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Round 24: Christmas edition!


Mrs Peel wins it with Kim Jong-il, meaning she has won the Dead Pool twice in a row. This makes Mrs P the kindest, most intelligent, attractive, all-around-terrific blog commenter this weasel has ever had. If she wants any of my stuff, she has but to say the word.

Right! Hit it, Mister Claus:

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

What do we want? Aunty’s dick! When do we want it? When somebody on the list dies!

sock it to me

Comments


Comment from Redd
Time: December 23, 2011, 6:04 pm

Fidel Castro!

 


Comment from USCitizen
Time: December 23, 2011, 6:32 pm

Zsa Zsa

 


Comment from Nora Trane
Time: December 23, 2011, 6:32 pm

Since my mother-in-law isn’t a celebrity I’ll choose Helen Thomas for some warm thoughts on Christmas. Plus she’s old and needs to keep Hitler company.

 


Comment from Nora Trane
Time: December 23, 2011, 6:39 pm

and Merry Christmas to EVERYONE*

*except my mother-in-law

 


Comment from Montenegro
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:06 pm

I’ll take Erenest Borgnine. Merry Christmas to everyone. You never know when it’s going to be your last!!

 


Comment from mojo
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:07 pm

Kim Jong-Un

 


Comment from Montenegro
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:09 pm

And congrats to Ms. Peal. You don’t want to be on her list.

 


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:12 pm

as ever…..Dick Cheney. Merry Christmas to all!

 


Comment from sandman says:nothing to see here…
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:16 pm

Sticking with Phil “Talk to me” Donahue, with an embolism made of pure ego, stroking out over the family Tofu Turkey in the wan wind-powered light of their bio-degradable recycled chipboard Holiday Tree with hundreds of hi-efficiency LED bulbs.
Ideally, the Obama (as the non-denominational angel)ornament atop the eco-tree would then fall and skewer Marlo Thomas, pinning her to the floor.

If the house then burned from a short in that tree, it would be icing on the cake. Santa could just cruise over head and piss on the smoldering embers.
Ho. Ho. Ho.

And to all a good evening. Except Jesse Jackson, Sr and Jr. To them, tuberculosis and itchy feet. In that order.

Thanks for a great blog, Madam Weasel and Master Badger. Good times.

 


Comment from steve
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:19 pm

Billy Graham – Whose passing we will surely mourn, while feasting on spotted dick.

 


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:38 pm

I’m sticking with David Rockefeller, only surviving grandson of John D. Senior, and one of the powers behind the Trilateral Commission, Council on Foreign Relations, Council for the Americas, and the policy arm of the Central Intelligence Agency. Oh, yeah, and presiding over a massive transfer of wealth from ordinary people and taxpayers worldwide into the pockets of the politically connected wealthy via Chase Bank.

 


Comment from BigBluBug
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:42 pm

Effram Zimbalist Jr.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:46 pm

It costs £10 to change your name legally in the UK. Just ask Mister Emperor Spiderman Gandalf Wolverine Skywalker Optimus Prime Goku Sonic Xavier Ryu Cloud Superman Heman Batman Thrash.

 


Comment from MIke C.
Time: December 23, 2011, 7:48 pm

I’ll switch again – Ray Bradbury.

 


Comment from eirik
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:02 pm

Robert Mugabe

 


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:03 pm

Hugo Chavez for the dick

 


Comment from armybrat
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:10 pm

Jimmah Carter, because few are so deserving!

 


Comment from Chrisfromsweden
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:15 pm

Max von Sydow. Not that I want him to, but there’s a distinct possibility. (You know, he was the Knight in The seventh Seal, by Bergman).

 


Comment from Patrick
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:17 pm

Kirk Douglas (born Issur Danielovitch).

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:20 pm

Dangit…
Bashar al-Assad, the Dorktator of Syria

 


Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:26 pm

Another nuclear reactor in Iran.

 


Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:29 pm

Because Gromulin took my pick. *pout*

Okay, if it has to be a celebrity then I’m going with Russell Johnson.

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:30 pm

Don’t feel bad Joan…Patrick poached mine!

 


Comment from mandel bread
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:35 pm

Al Molinaro, for the Yule log

 


Comment from tawny
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:47 pm

I’m going with Prince Philip. (Hopefully he won’t be next and that this post ensures he carries on)

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:47 pm

Prince Philip.

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:48 pm

DAMN IT!

 


Comment from zooomzooom
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:53 pm

Hosni Mubarak soon to be pushing daisies……..

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:54 pm

We’re not hating on Prince Philip BTW, it’s been reported that he went to the hospital with chest pains. And he’s 90. All best wishes to him.

 


Comment from enough already
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:54 pm

Hugo Chavez

 


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:55 pm

Clint Eastwood may he lose to Helen Thomas

 


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:56 pm

Dan Rather. In an unfortunate MS Word explosion.

 


Comment from SloatyFan……
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:58 pm

John “the Breck Girl” Edwards due to an “undisclosed illness” ????I wonder if Karma is bringing the big C, as in cancer…….

 


Comment from Ben
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:01 pm

I’ll stick with Joseph (Judge) Wapner

 


Comment from xul
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:02 pm

I’ll switch to Etta James.

 


Comment from zooomzooom
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:02 pm

So now I see the sudden interest in Prince Phillip….

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/12/23/britains-prince-philip-taken-to-hospital/

Not a good thing considering Jolly Old’s health care system……even for a Royal!!

 


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:06 pm

George Soros

 


Comment from smedley
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:16 pm

Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher, LG, OM, PC, FRS.
Has anyone seen the “movie”
Written by the auther of Sex Traffic, Brick Lane,Shame and other noable turds
Directed by the director of the most financially successful British film ever released, and one of the 101 most influential gay and lesbian people in Britain.
And Meryl Streep should be shot on principle.
And a Merry Christmas to all

 


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:30 pm

Sticking with Coach Sandusky.

Merry Christmas to you all!

 


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:52 pm

Damn! I was picking up my Christmas tamales and suddenly remembered that it was Spotted Dick Day. Since all my favorites have been snatched already, I’ll settle for America’s favorite perpetual teenager – Spotted Dick Clark for the win.

 


Comment from Mr. Matamoros
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:56 pm

Dick Clark for me…Merry Christmas to each and every one of you guys!

 


Comment from Vinnie Mc
Time: December 23, 2011, 9:57 pm

Joe Biden in a terrible grafting accident

 


Comment from Mr. Matamoros
Time: December 23, 2011, 10:01 pm

Ahem, since I’ve been beaten to the punch by SV, I’ll take Larry David.

 


Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: December 23, 2011, 10:18 pm

I’m gonna stick with Ronnie Biggs.

 


Comment from Potato Bandit
Time: December 23, 2011, 10:26 pm

Chuck Berry. Merry Christmas everyone!

 


Comment from Janna
Time: December 23, 2011, 10:29 pm

Phyllis Diller.

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: December 23, 2011, 10:31 pm

James (Bunny fluff) Carter, USN, retired….Puuuuuleeeeze!!!!

 


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: December 23, 2011, 10:47 pm

Eric Holder, in the library by Ms Scarlet with a Tompson sub machine gun.
Merry Christmas and Happy Spotted Dick Day!!

 


Comment from As If I Cared
Time: December 23, 2011, 11:03 pm

Frances Fox Piven, sainted scrunt of OWS

 


Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 23, 2011, 11:12 pm

Sven, I beat you to jimmah by about 2 hours.

 


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: December 23, 2011, 11:28 pm

I’ll take Nancy Reagan, although I hope I’m wrong…

 


Comment from me
Time: December 23, 2011, 11:33 pm

Harry Belafonte

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: December 23, 2011, 11:38 pm

Damn!!! Armybrat, thought I had read all the posts.

Back to ol’ Andy Williams Moonin’da’River with nuttin’ but a cardigan on.

 


Comment from PatAZ
Time: December 23, 2011, 11:49 pm

Meechelle Obama. As if, but I would like to not ever have to see her again. From an overload of butter-soaked lobster with a double order of french fries.

 


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: December 24, 2011, 12:08 am

Joe Paterno, “for the kids”!

And Merry Christmas!!!

 


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: December 24, 2011, 12:25 am

Earl Scruggs, although I wish him many more active years.

 


Comment from RushBabe
Time: December 24, 2011, 12:32 am

Rep. John Dingell, D9umbass), MI, who joined congress when G-d was a boy. Just another of our betters who feels he can dangle, er, “control,” the strings to make the little puppets dance.

And a Happy Christmas to you and yours, Weasie. Thanks ever so much for this valuable and cut-throat service you provide!

 


Comment from Shawn, but not lowercased shawn
Time: December 24, 2011, 12:41 am

I pick the somehow still alive Pete Seeger.

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 24, 2011, 1:13 am

A new candidate (well, new to me): Ramsey Clark. Preferably in a bomb explosion perpetrated by one of the many terrorists and dictators he’s defended. Make that “from wounds suffered in a bomb explosion…”

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 24, 2011, 1:27 am

Ms. Stoaty? Being the resident obsessive-compulsive nitpicker, I must point out that this is Round 25.

Round 24 was opened on December 9, and went to Mrs. Peel with Chris Hitchens.

Actually – there were two Round 10s (on 7/2/2010 and 7/30/2010), so this is Round 26. (There were two Round 10s because you thought you’d skipped Round 9, which you didn’t.)

 


Comment from Mono The Elder
Time: December 24, 2011, 1:57 am

Ruby muhammed

 


Comment from JC
Time: December 24, 2011, 2:04 am

I’m hanging with Jacques Barzzun

Man’s what a hundresd years old already?

 


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: December 24, 2011, 2:15 am

Rich poached my Ramsey Clark fair and square. Hope you’re right buddy. Jon Bon Jovi? Nah, make it Jerry Lee, whom I would have bet money wouldn’t have made it out of the 70’s.

 


Comment from JeffS
Time: December 24, 2011, 2:27 am

San Francisco Fruitcake Nancy Pelosi for the dick, please.

And I mean the dick pudding, thankyouverymuch.

 


Comment from Cobrakai99
Time: December 24, 2011, 2:52 am

Sean Penn. When the bomb meant for his buddy Hugo goes off and takes Penn and Hugo at the same time does that mean I have to splt the dick with McCainiac?

 


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 24, 2011, 2:57 am

Sorry, MtE, but Wikipedia sez:

Ruby Muhammad (March 20, 1907 – March 2, 2011) was an American religious figure known as the “Mother of the Nation of Islam.”

 


Comment from stina
Time: December 24, 2011, 3:33 am

Yep, Silvio Berlusconi again.

Die already, dude, or I’ll pick someone else next round!

That’ll show him.

 


Comment from catnip
Time: December 24, 2011, 4:41 am

George McGovern.

 


Comment from Ghost
Time: December 24, 2011, 6:47 am

Janet Reno. Every day she lives, my doubt in a kind and merciful God grows (although faith is temporarily restored when people like Kim Jong-Ded dies, or when sh*tty bands like REM break up). Please God, let it be Janet.

 


Comment from Ghost
Time: December 24, 2011, 6:49 am

Btw, new here. Found you from Ace. Love the photoshop hilarity. Consider yourself bookmarked. :)

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: December 24, 2011, 8:57 am

It is a bizarrely warm and wonderful cynicism which informs this twisted little corner of da interwebz, this site. I enjoy the snark even more than AOS any more. Plus having Oceania around gives us our own little Hi-dee- ho type turd. Like South Park. Only funny.

Murray Christmas to all. Even the troll lurker turd.

sandy.

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: December 24, 2011, 9:00 am

Bookmarked stoaty and company on day one. :)

 


Comment from Kansas Gman
Time: December 24, 2011, 9:03 am

Bo Obama

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: December 24, 2011, 11:28 am

😉

 


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: December 24, 2011, 12:41 pm

Sandman truly believes brevity is the soul of wit.

 


Comment from David Gillies
Time: December 24, 2011, 12:53 pm

Gordon Brown, texture like sun

We hates him, yes we does. Ever a frown, with Gordon Brown.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: December 24, 2011, 1:35 pm

Andy Griffith.

 


Comment from Mcgyver
Time: December 24, 2011, 2:39 pm

Keith Richards. And if he’s already dead and still playing with the Stones, then the Zombie Keith Richards (no Photoshop required)

 


Comment from 16920502
Time: December 24, 2011, 3:43 pm

Barbara Bush

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: December 24, 2011, 5:05 pm

Lee Myung-bak, president of South Korea.

Ever since Lil’ Kim shuffled off this mortal coil, my kitty sense has been a-tinglin’. Either that, or I put too much catnip on the popcorn, not sure.

Mew

 


Comment from huerfano
Time: December 24, 2011, 5:08 pm

Rosalynn (Mrs. Jimmuh) Carter, please.

 


Comment from The Jannie
Time: December 24, 2011, 5:15 pm

Being a convicted loser I don’t do competitions. However – and you should never start a sentence with however – here’s wishing all you strange individuals a Happy Christmas. Just remember – if you’re enjoying it, it’s probably a sin.

 


Comment from Nina
Time: December 24, 2011, 5:42 pm

Ah, crud, family in town and I forgot to get my pick in early, now I actually have to THINK of one.

Hmmmmm…so, anyone got Clint Eastwood? He’s ancient, and I heard a funny story about him t’other day. Not wishin’ it on him, by any means, but he is old. :)

 


Comment from enough already
Time: December 24, 2011, 6:49 pm

Shit Hugo already got took…………

so how a bout a puff of pure, hot, AIR……..

Al “I invented the internet which was the key tool used to disprove global warming and is a complete and total HOAX but I made a lot of money off stupid ignorant gullible people anyway” Gore.

 


Comment from RealMc
Time: December 24, 2011, 6:53 pm

Sorry Nina, beat ya to dear old and aging Clint, but I hope I lose.

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Comment from RealMc
Time: December 23, 2011, 8:55 pm

Clint Eastwood may he lose to Helen Thomas

 


Comment from xul
Time: December 24, 2011, 7:03 pm

@David Gillies Heh. I always get a big smirk at that Stranglers reference. :)
Definitely 😯 worthy.

And to everyone else: A Very Happy Christmas!

 


Comment from Nina
Time: December 24, 2011, 7:06 pm

Dang, I hate being late. And busy. Hmmm…

 


Comment from Michael
Time: December 24, 2011, 7:49 pm

Muhammad Ali

 


Comment from Sven in Colorado
Time: December 24, 2011, 8:51 pm

Rich Rostrom….check the thread “Melly Clismas” comments!

 


Comment from Grizzly
Time: December 24, 2011, 9:32 pm

Fmr Justice John Paul Stevens. Again. Because I’m on vacation and don’t have enough brain cells fired up to come up with another pick.

 


Comment from Justin Credible
Time: December 24, 2011, 10:28 pm

Irwin Corey, the Worlds Leading Authority!

97 years old, and panhandling for charity in NYC traffic.

 


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: December 24, 2011, 10:31 pm

Haven’t heard much from the war on terror lately. So, I’ll predict that Adam Gadahn finishes out the year with a bang.

 


Comment from Satan
Time: December 25, 2011, 12:15 am

2011 – it hasn’t got long to go, trust me.

 


Comment from naleta
Time: December 25, 2011, 3:31 am

I didn’t see Michael Moore yet, this time, so he’s mine!
Bwahahaha!

Merry Christmas to all who read and post here. :)

 


Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: December 25, 2011, 4:41 am

@mr dave. merry. xmas. Bite me. brief enuff?

 


Comment from unkawill
Time: December 25, 2011, 6:02 am

micky rooney for the third…. or more times in a row(thanks for not poaching Y’all) Merry or Happy Christmas to all in Weasel Land!

 


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: December 25, 2011, 6:38 am

Inane Jane “Da Common Commie” Fonda, as per usual – probably just wishful thinking, but then the ol’ dummy’s gotta go sometime, why not now?

A Merry Christmas to All, and to All a Good Night…

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 25, 2011, 7:39 am

Justin Credible: Irwin Corey, the Worlds Leading Authority!
97 years old, and panhandling for charity in NYC traffic.

The “charity” he collects for is Fidel Castro. Corey is a total Commie suckup. His NYC coach house (worth over $3M according to him) is plastered with autographed photos of El Lider, including several with Corey grovelling in person.

 


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: December 25, 2011, 1:51 pm

Eli Wallach – “Hey! There’s no name on this rock!”

 


Comment from platypuss
Time: December 25, 2011, 4:54 pm

Robin Gibb ain’t stayin’ alive.

 


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: December 25, 2011, 8:26 pm

I nominate Ben Bradlee, born August 26, 1921, aged 90, former editor of the Washington-Post who, through his acolytes, enabled the Deep Throating by Mark Felt.
.
I have a feeling that he will survive Miss Etta James, however.

 


Comment from pizza
Time: December 26, 2011, 1:59 am

kobe bryant

 


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: December 26, 2011, 2:10 am

Dean Winters.

Yeah, you haven’t heard of him. He is the totally obnoxious character “Mayhem” in the Allstate Insurance commercials. Besides being eminently disposable as a character; in real life he has collapsed and technically died for several minutes due to a bacterial infection, gotten gangrene and lost two toes and a part of a thumb, and spent a few weeks in ICU. The only thing that would improve on celebrating his passing with Spotted Dick, would be hearing that Allstate had cancelled his insurance before he passed.

Subotai Bahadur

 


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: December 26, 2011, 2:29 am

Dangit, I almost forgot about this. Okay, I’ll take Fidel Castro.

 


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: December 26, 2011, 4:20 am

Olivia de Havilland.

Just thought of that scene in “They Died With Their Boots On” in which Olivia, playing Custer, smilingly accepts scout Charlie Grapewin’s nervous explanation of why an Indian woman has just approached their wagon while pointing to her child and speaking to him in her own language: “Why, she’s namin’ that Indian baby after me!”

 


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: December 26, 2011, 4:33 am

Oops! Playing Mrs. Elizabeth Custer, I meant to write.

Errol Flynn did the honors for G.A.C., to memorable effect.

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: December 26, 2011, 7:24 pm

Bill the Butcher: Errol Flynn did the honors for G.A.C., to memorable effect.

You know who else played Custer? Ronald Reagan, in Santa Fe Trail (with Flynn as Jeb Stuart).

Nitpicking myself, supra:

Round 23 opened on 9 December and went to Mrs. Peel with Chris Hitchens.

Round 24 opened on 16 December and went to Mrs. Peel with Kim Jong-Il.

This is Round 24A, so to speak.

(IANAL, I just read The Volokh Conspiracy a lot.)
This is Round 25.

 


Comment from Redd
Time: December 26, 2011, 8:29 pm

Mrs. Peel: You’re 3 days too late.

Subotai Bahadur: I’ve always liked Dean Winters acting. I had no idea that he had TSS. Why all the hate?

 


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: December 27, 2011, 2:00 am

Dammit! When I used find as you type before, it didn’t come up.

Umm…ok, I got nothing. How about Kofi Annan? He’s pretty evil.

 


Comment from j2
Time: December 27, 2011, 2:29 am

while i would like to nominate lindsey (freakishly wide eyed) graham because he likes spotted dick… or so it’s said…..

i’ll still stick with Hank Heimlich…

happy new year, etc…

 


Comment from Grasshopper
Time: December 27, 2011, 2:37 am

Abe Vigoda!! (can’t believe no one got him.
I think he’s one of the three lifeforms that would survive a nuclear holocaust)

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 27, 2011, 2:37 am

again i shoot for the Moon…Sun Myung

 


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: December 27, 2011, 6:37 pm

Redd

First, I just hate his character in the Allstate commercials. Being obnoxious, sadly, sells stuff nowadays. Second, my other picks got taken before I remembered that there was a new dead pool.

Subotai Bahadur

 


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: December 28, 2011, 12:08 am

Cheetah has gone on to the great Tarzan in the sky

 


Comment from physics geek
Time: December 28, 2011, 5:21 pm

Keir Dullea, from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

If that pick is too esoteric for you, I’ll go with Lindsay Lohan as my backup.

 


Comment from Joan of Argghh!
Time: December 28, 2011, 7:03 pm

Wow. I outlived Cheetah!

BTW,do primates count? Cuz if they do, I wanna pick Dr. Rowan Williams.

 


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: December 28, 2011, 8:25 pm

Stoat, you forgot to add the “deadpool” tag to this thread. This thread doesn’t show up when you click the sidebar picture. And, if I’m going to be picky, I might as well mention this is the second time we’ve had Round 24 so we are reliving the last Dead Pool. It’s kind of like Goundhog Day here at the weasel farm.

Here’s to hoping we get a new dead pool this Friday!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 28, 2011, 9:28 pm

Oops. Good catch, Stephen.

Fixed.

And let’s hope we don’t 😛

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 28, 2011, 9:47 pm

Dude, did you even know Cheetah was still alive?

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 29, 2011, 2:03 pm

Did Cheetah really just die? Me thinks we got some monkey business going on… http://tinyurl.com/cppydxc

 


Comment from Redd
Time: December 29, 2011, 4:25 pm

Subotai Bahadur: I got rid of cable in 2005 and without cable I have no television reception. So, I’ve never seen the commercials. Maybe, I’ll try to find them on the internet.

 


Comment from Davem123
Time: December 31, 2011, 1:36 am

I’ll take Harry Reid again for the win, but I wouldn’t want to be in Kofi “Oil for food” Annan’s shoes right now. Old, bad karma AND on Mrs. Peal’s short list.

Best wishes for the new year to all the weasel clan.

 


Comment from Davem123
Time: January 1, 2012, 3:03 am

Peel, not Peal. Sorry.

 


Comment from Pablo
Time: January 3, 2012, 2:53 am

Unconfirmed reports have Fidel Castro catching up with Kim Jong Il.

First and the win, Redd? We shall see.

On edit: Apparently not.

 


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: January 3, 2012, 5:11 pm

I can’t believe nobody has picked him yet: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!

 


Comment from mongo
Time: January 3, 2012, 11:28 pm

Wow, couldn’t be later. I didn’t see him on the list that I didn’t carefully peruse so I’ll take a shot and see what happens (not a literal shot, though, I don’t want the dick in prison). How’s about Charlie Sheen?

 


Comment from zooomzooom
Time: January 7, 2012, 2:23 pm

is this the right one?

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 7, 2012, 3:52 pm

The most recent Dead Pool? ‘Deed it is.

 


Comment from zooomzooom
Time: January 7, 2012, 5:17 pm

Thanks Sloaty……… ;o) I’m a little slow sometimes!!

 


Comment from ms anthrope
Time: January 8, 2012, 7:13 pm

OK, my FIRST dead pool. And this isn’t a wishing list, right?

Ruth B Ginsberg

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: January 8, 2012, 8:09 pm

Wow, Tony Blankley has gone to the Great McLaughlin Group In the Sky. The big C got him. RIP Mr. Blankley.

 


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 8, 2012, 8:41 pm

Let’s see if I can will the Fates a second time. It’s getting tiresome to be looking at this list and it being the same old (mostly), same old. So…
.
C’MON, somebody die!

 


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 11, 2012, 12:17 am

Well.
.
It wasn’t guaranteed, now was it?

 


Comment from Mija Cat
Time: January 12, 2012, 6:03 pm

@ms anthrope – I’ve no problem with your guess, but I’d *really* prefer she hang on until Feb 1, 2013….

Mew

 


Comment from Gulliblepratt
Time: January 13, 2012, 5:41 am

OK Heather locklear gone to Hospital with drug overdose
Die baby Die
(does that sound a little evil?)

 


Comment from CheshireLion
Time: January 19, 2012, 8:01 pm

Lockerbie Bomber Abdelbaset Mohmed Ali al-Megrahi (pbuh)

hopefully with bacon involved somehow.

 


Comment from Mitchell
Time: January 20, 2012, 4:31 pm

Xul has broken Peel’s string of victories! Etta James has joined the Heavenly Choir.

 


Comment from Redd
Time: January 20, 2012, 4:37 pm

They just sent her home from the hospital.

 


Comment from Gromulin
Time: January 20, 2012, 4:48 pm

“Etta James has joined the Heavenly Choir”

Well said.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 20, 2012, 5:04 pm

Sudden upset! Whaddya think? Too soon to start the next round?

 


Comment from Redd
Time: January 20, 2012, 5:10 pm

If you stick with a pool pick for 20-30 years, you’re guaranteed to get the Dick.

Nah, not too soon.

 


Comment from Mrs. Compton
Time: January 20, 2012, 5:13 pm

Go, go, go, Ms Weasel!!!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 20, 2012, 5:21 pm

Right then. Turn up in a half hour or so…!

 


Comment from ColoradoRight
Time: January 23, 2012, 6:32 pm

Jimmy Carter – the terrorist lover and worst ex-President ever – until Oprompter gets voted out

 


Comment from Redd
Time: January 23, 2012, 6:46 pm

ColoradoRight: Too soon! This dick is over. In fact, you’re two dicks behind. You have to wait until Friday, 6 pm, sweasel time, when Round 26 starts, to place your bet.

 

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