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Hel-lo, President Sarcastic Jerk

New tone, indeed. I wonder how many in the muddled middle voted for this guy because he seemed nice enough and harmless, and I wonder how they’ll feel about the sarcastic jerk he’s morphed into.

Speaking of the Republican field (hence, in other words, a minimum of 30% of Americans) on the topic of alternative energy:

“If some of these folks were around when Columbus set sail…They must have been founding members of the Flat Earth Society. They would not have believed that the Earth was round,” the president joked to a laughing crowd.

Three peeves in quick succession, President Smartass. The Flat Earth Society was founded in the 19th Century. Educated people had accepted the proper size shape of the Earth since Eratosthenes measured the damn thing several hundred years BC.

And my own personal favorite: the Earth is not fucking round. A Frisbee is round. The Earth is fucking spherical, okay?

Sheesh.

Remember – tonight sees the release of The Road We’ve Traveled, the seventeen minute cinematic Obamian rump smooch. Oh, I am so looking forward to this steaming pile of hagiography.

Comments


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:13 am

The Zero constantly amazes me. Who knew so much asshole can be stuffed into one person.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:16 am

Watching the Obama movie now. Holy CRAP – this the best they can do?

I know I’m a hyperpartisan, but this thing is unbeleeeeevably lame.


Comment from Oldcat
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:17 am

Well the first hint was that is only 17 minutes. Kim Jong IL and the like can pump out that crap by the hour.


Comment from Oldcat
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:19 am

Mr Tafkaey –

He’s not even that remarkable for that. Hang around Academia and these guys are as common as dirt.

Normally they stay there, though.


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:51 am

Americans and their politics are – well – just boring?
Talk and Talk and Talk – with more Talk – and achieve nothing.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:53 am

Well Flashy, them’s the consequences of having more to deal with than poisonous eels and wondering what sheep to fuck that evening….


Comment from Bruno Braun
Time: March 16, 2012, 1:03 am

I wouldn’t want to confuse that with fucking eels and poisonous sheep. It could ruin a good thing.


Comment from beasn
Time: March 16, 2012, 1:57 am

I’m not sure I’m glad you can watch that shit, weasel. I can’t stand the sound of his voice. Nails on a chalkboard. The way he sssayssss his ‘essss’.

He comes on, I go tourettes and whoever is nearer the remote had better change the channel pronto.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 16, 2012, 2:40 am

Oh, you aren’t the only one to have that thought, stoatie…. 😉

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2012/3/11/e8aaf3c8-d15c-43b6-8840-e8bd17dec052.jpg


Comment from JeffS
Time: March 16, 2012, 2:52 am

If you really want to tick off the “intellectuals” who call the Earth “round”, inform them that it’s actually an “oblate spheroid“.

As for President Unserious……I like Mr. TAFKAEY’s characterization of that prick. I’m so stealing it.


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 16, 2012, 3:04 am

I thought that beastiality was only an American Jew Obsession?


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 16, 2012, 3:42 am

I almost prefer the sarcastic jerk version.

It’s more genuine than the sanctimonious Mr Perfect of 2008.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 16, 2012, 4:05 am

I dunno, are there alot of Obsessive American Jews in insignificant little New Zealand? Or is it just you?


Comment from S2
Time: March 16, 2012, 4:54 am

He even got caught lying about Rutherford B. Hayes:

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/03/rutherford-b-hayes-obama-telephone.html

Is everything that escapes his piehole a lie?


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 16, 2012, 5:35 am

Jews? Jews? We don’t like Jews. They are the same as Muslims, and must be removed!


Comment from Mike C.
Time: March 16, 2012, 10:51 am

Talk about lame… Stotie, if we all chipped in a few Pounds, could we at least contract a troll with some wit? I mean, this is just pathetic…


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 16, 2012, 11:48 am

He’s not very good, is he?


Comment from David Gillies
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:01 pm

JeffS: even better, tell them about the EGM2008 spherical harmonic model and the reference geoid.

Obama is a perfect example of the Peter Principle. We’re constantly told by his adoring worshippers that he’s an intellectual powerhouse, but I see very little evidence of that. I’d love to sit him down with a set of elementary maths problems and see him flounder. For example: Find the coordinates of the turning points of the curve y=27x^3 − 27x^2 +4. Deduce that x^2(1 −x) <= 4/27 for all x<=0. Given that each of the numbers a, b and c lies between 0 and 1, prove by contradiction that at least one of the numbers b c(1−a), c a(1−b) and a b(1−c) is less than or equal to 4/27. (that's an actual Cambridge entrance exam question which a bright 18 y.o should be able ot solve.)


Comment from Oceania
Time: March 16, 2012, 12:12 pm

I prefer the 1984 one myself. Spot the surveyor.


Comment from mojo
Time: March 16, 2012, 3:04 pm

“Oblate spheroid” is right out, then?


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 16, 2012, 8:02 pm

Has anyone seen the Piers Moron interview with the film maker? I’m not a fan of Piers but at least he asked the film maker to name one thing wrong with 0bama…… and the film maker replied that the “0” has no faults….. seriously.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: March 16, 2012, 11:09 pm

Yes, but what about Megan McCain’s playboy appearance?


Comment from SDN
Time: March 17, 2012, 3:45 pm

Next time the One visits, you can greet him in British fashion as “Barack Obama, O.P.B”

Order of the Plexiglass Bellybutton. Has to be able to watch where he walks.


Comment from derfel cadarn
Time: April 7, 2012, 9:52 pm

The part I like best is about Columbus. In life Columbus was a best an adequate navigator,his bidea was radical,so radical tyhat he could not find fundfing for his exploit. Upon study he encountered archaic estimates of the worlds circumference doctored those to present a fraudulent scenario,foisted this knowing subtrefuse upon the Spanish Court to gain funding. His great accomplishment is that when in promoting his lie of the worlds circumference(25% reduction from actual)he managed by sheer happenstance to run into some small islands saving his quest and his crew. For they would have surely perished if the new world was not in the way. After this monumental achievement he manages not to make it either North or south America. Just like obama Columbus was a lying fool that got lucky and circumstances saved his sorry ass. For obama to use the columbus anaogy is just too apropos. One fraud as an example for another fraud,it does not get any better than this.


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