Anybody seen that damn donkey?
Yeah, I was hoping for a Republican blow-out. I’m disappointed the Hoffman race wasn’t a win, but it was a squeaker. Reading around the web this morning, it seems everyone — right, left and gooey caramel center — is claiming NY-23 just goes to show everything I’ve been saying all along was dead right.
Me, I’m not sure you can draw much of a conclusion from an endgame that tight. Casper Milquetoast went from single digits to within two points of the win in a month. With the DNC clamped around one ankle and the GOP clamped around the other.
Anyhow, let’s take a moment and appreciate Virginia and New Jersey. Not for the wins, for the turning of the tide
November 4, 2009 — 2:50 pm
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Hey, morons!
I was going to post something triumphalist about today’s elections, but it occurs to me that the counts won’t be final for a while. And New Jersey is currently looking like a squeaker.
So why not another attempt to pick the pockets of my pretend internet friends? Yes, that’s right — new crap in my store! I got around to embiggening the Moronosphere News Network logo.
But, wait! There’s a twist! These designs are customizable to include the URL of your very own Moronblog! Just hit the “customize” button in the product information and type in your thang.
That’s right — I’m targeting you at your weakest point: your overweening vanity! WIN!
So whether you regard Ace as your blog’s baby daddy or not, I don’t care. Shit, I don’t care if you never heard of blogging. I’m just trying to con you out of a little scratch here.
But for chrissakes, morons — don’t forget to re-size and re-center the text after you change it, m’kay? I won’t have you getting moron all over my nice designs.
ADDENDUM: Uncle B is getting itchy about the Dead Pool. The prizes, I mean. We promptly mailed out all three and haven’t heard if any of them got there. Enas? Mongo? Princess B? If canned goods aren’t getting past Customs, we’ll have to re-think. (But a magazine surely would be okay).
November 3, 2009 — 9:08 pm
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Long tails and ears for hats…
Oh, right. I was going to let this go. I’m not made of stone, you know.
OH, and — listen to the original J and the Ps theme (or the whole damn album. You knew there was an album, didn’t you?) here.
God, childhood sucked, didn’t it?
November 2, 2009 — 6:21 pm
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