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It’s back!

As promised, the all-new Catsophone 2.0!

For those unfamiliar, the Catsophone is a theoretical instrument played by puffing air across a cat’s anus.

I have confessed before that I thought of the Catsophone in a dream, but I’ve never explained why I was dreaming of puffing air across a cat’s bottom.

I was lying on the floor watching television one day (for reals) when my cat Damien got between me and the TV and did one of those long feline stretches, the kind where their claws go forward and their backends go up in the air. Shoved his butt right in my face. So I blew air at him thinking it would startle him into moving.

He loved it.

He waggled his ass and started backing up into the stream of air.

I thought to myself, “Ew, little bastard. Creepy. I must never, ever tell anyone.”

It’s just us in here, right? 



January 7, 2011 — 11:21 pm
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