It ain’t natural
Some clever bugger has worked out how to grow strawberries in Sussex all year long: 36,000 square yards of greenhouses full of bees and LED lights. I bet they’re expensive.
I’m recovering nicely, thank you. No pain and just a few more floaters than usual in that eye. But I’ll use any excuse to languish on the couch all day.
Posted: December 16th, 2025 under personal.
Comments: 5
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Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: December 16, 2025, 10:57 pm
You know, the one eyed weasel…sounds WRONG.
And here you are READING with your new EYE!
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: December 16, 2025, 11:30 pm
Wear an eye patch like a pirate…arrrr matey 🙂 You can do an AI picture of a weasel with an eye patch and a pirate hat for tomorrow’s post 🙂
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: December 16, 2025, 11:59 pm
@QuasiModo — I really like that idea! I’m having a hard time, though, visualizing what the AI would come up with if asked for a weasel with a parrot on its shoulder.
Ooh! Ooh! Or how about a parrot with a weasel on its shoulder.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: December 16, 2025, 11:59 pm
And instead of a Cutlass, use a Cutladdy!
Comment from Oceania
Time: December 23, 2025, 9:39 am
Have a look at inhibitors of 15-GDPH inhibitors, as well as Russian clinical peptides.
If you get desperate try keto – and drop your blood glucose.
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