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I was a Goo Goo kind of gal

Well, I’ve confessed this on Twitter, so I might as well say it here: when we lived in Chattanooga, my father’s secretary was the daughter of the man who invented the Moon Pie. I know – touched by greatness.

No, I don’t know what her name was. No, I have no idea why she had to work for a living rather than swanning around on his vast Moon Pie fortune. I was, like, three.

I don’t actually like Moon Pies. It’s a texture thing with me and marshmallow. For some reason, I make an exception for that other local delicacy, Goo Goo Candy Clusters. Know the jingle?

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Comment from Uncle AL
Time: March 25, 2026, 8:32 pm

As a youngster, my sugar vice was Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets. They’re still available but I’m scared to try them now as they’re sure to be disappointing when compared to my idealized memories!

Nowadays, don’t get between me and a Napoleon or properly made baklava. Or Crème brûlée. Or raspberry shortcake. Or Two Crust Slice of Calamondin Pie.


Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: March 25, 2026, 8:59 pm

“something… something… something a Moon Pie an’ uh Arruh See Kokola.”*

*R C Cola

Maybe it was in a line from a Little Jimmy Dickens story.


Comment from thefritz
Time: March 25, 2026, 8:59 pm

My daughter lives in Nashvegas and since the birth of our first grandson our visits have increased exponentially. That has lead to an exponential increase in my consumption of ‘I’m goo goo for Goo Goo Clusters’. Like you Swease I am not a fan of marshmallow but the combo of other ingredients makes it worth it. If I don’t hit the Goo Goo store off Broadway during a visit I willfully overpay for the 12 pack at BNA on the way home….


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: March 25, 2026, 9:00 pm

I didn’t like Moon Pies either! Same reason: the marshmallow center. I occasionally still crave Raspberry Coconut Zingers though. Love GooGoo Clusters, but can’t eat the peanuts anymore, and the pecans ones are impossible to find. I should try at Buc-ee’s!


Comment from Ea
Time: March 25, 2026, 10:25 pm

Microwave the moon pie for 20 seconds or so and enjoy the yummy goodness


Comment from aelf
Time: March 25, 2026, 10:30 pm

Financial benefits rarely go to the inventor.

Percy Spencer received a $2 bonus from Raytheon for inventing the microwave oven.

Nikola Tesla ended his life in poverty.


Comment from aelf
Time: March 25, 2026, 10:31 pm

Post facto but did anyone have Bud Cort on the Celebrity Dead Pool?


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: March 25, 2026, 11:11 pm

Have an RC Co-cola and a moon pie!

Same here Weasel, the graham crackers and marshmallow don’t work for me either. Too mega sweet.


Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: March 26, 2026, 12:05 am

I loved Moon Pies as a kid.

I can’t get anything from my childhood anymore. Everything here has either Ube, Sticky Rice (with bananas), or Durian.

I can’t eat the sugar anymore, anyways, so no big loss.

*sigh* I hate growing old.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: March 26, 2026, 1:05 am

@ExpressoBold Pureblood…a moonpie and an RC Cola…one of the delights of my childhood whenever daddy was stationed in the South. It’s a Dixie thing.


Comment from technochitlin
Time: March 26, 2026, 11:31 am

Mmm, childhood memories, Moon Pie & RC Cola.

Here in Mobile we drop a banana moon pie from the tallest building (not very tall) for New Years Eve countdown…


Comment from dissent555
Time: March 26, 2026, 3:45 pm

Never much for the Moon Pie but fine with Hostess Cupcakes and HoHos.

Probably explains a lot …


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: March 26, 2026, 4:10 pm

Drake’s (Hostess) Devil Dogs. Now that’s a snack.

Now, anyone want to discuss Cocoa Hermit recipes?


Comment from Carl
Time: March 26, 2026, 5:00 pm

@ Tim Carlson – I used to eat durian when I was living in Malaysia. Must be the worst smelling fruit (banned in a lot of places there). I quite liked the taste. Do they have Chinese moon cake where you are?


Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: March 26, 2026, 7:03 pm

@ Armybrat

That particular phrase is legend in Dixie!

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