It’s…Adorph Hekler!

The Lineup today ran a silly article titled The Worst Person with Your Same Zodiac Sign and mine was – you guessed it! – the Furher. Apparently, he narrowly missed being an Ares and landed with a thud in Taurus.
Then ChatGPT, Grok and MidJourney all three flatly refused to draw a picture of him for me. Even a silly one. Even with his moustache left off. They got sniffy about it, too. I had to ask for a guy in lederhosen – definitely not Adolph Hitler – and an alpine hat.
Stupid moralizing robots.
So, go on then – who’s the worst person with your sign, if you don’t mind sharing your birth month?
pssst…apologies, but we’re still being hammered by spam. I kick posts out of the spam bucket numerous times a day, but I know it isn’t ideal.
Posted: March 30th, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 17
Comments
Comment from thefritz
Time: March 30, 2026, 7:30 pm
Kim Il Sung and Pol Pot. Charming fellow Aries…
Comment from thefritz
Time: March 30, 2026, 7:33 pm
Because there is an internet site for EVERYTHING now, you can easily find out the evillest person sharing your sign…
https://astroligion.com/most-horrible-people-in-history-of-each-zodiac-sign/
Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: March 30, 2026, 8:24 pm
That Lineup link you put up doesn’t go where you think it does…
Also: Sagittarius – Ted Bundy, Chairman Josef Stalin.
Thank goodness it wasn’t Joe Biden or John Thune.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: March 30, 2026, 8:57 pm
Hey!
I drew the Ted Bundy and Josef Stalin cards!
Ted Bundy was a piker compared to Stalin when it came to killing people.
Me? I scoop up spiders and crawlies that have managed to get inside and release them outside.
I draw the line at mosquitos.
Though I confess, I did shoot a water moccasin one time, and then felt bad about it, but he was up on the porch and wouldn’t take the hint to go away when I poked at him like the Eastern Copperhead do.
Obviously not Stalinesque.
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 30, 2026, 9:00 pm
I got Charles Manson, lol.
Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: March 30, 2026, 9:33 pm
I got Mussolini and the babe that bathed in the blood of 650 young women.
Great. Just great.
Sounds like an ex-wife.
Comment from p2
Time: March 30, 2026, 10:27 pm
Gemini: David Berkowitz, Peter Kürten … what fun guys!
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 30, 2026, 11:31 pm
“Thanks to his acts inspiring movies such as Psycho and the Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Ed Gein’s notoriety outshines his actual crimes. After all, while he confessed to killing two women, it was really his other activities — including grave robbing and making keepsakes from corpses — that fired the imagination of the country.”
Hmmm As Greedy-for-Glory Virgo, I was a little disappointed here. I have seen the movies, but have never heard of the guy. While I admit that before I retired there were days when I just MIGHT have shown up at the office with a chain saw and a smile, I have always thought of myself as more of a cradle-robber (Hey! Virgo! Right? than a grave robber.
Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: March 31, 2026, 1:25 am
The worst so far…..
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: March 31, 2026, 2:10 am
I’m another Taurus, so I got Hitler, too. Plus Saddam Hussein and the Ayatollah Khomeini.
But I’m truly fortunate that my also-Taurus darling wife way more than counterbalances all three of those evildoers.
Comment from PatAZ
Time: March 31, 2026, 3:16 am
Capricorn is Al Capone, Mao Zedong, and Idi Amin. And the best one is Elvis Presley.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 31, 2026, 2:53 pm
Fixed the link.
Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: March 31, 2026, 3:05 pm
Yeah, I hit that same cusp, and only off by a day. OTOH, I shared my birthday with the late Queen.
Comment from aelf
Time: March 31, 2026, 5:37 pm
Perhaps you should have asked for a picture of Schicklgruber.
Apparently I share a zodiacal sign with Ted Bundy.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: March 31, 2026, 8:08 pm
@aelf – Worse than that, you share it with ME!
Comment from aelf
Time: March 31, 2026, 8:36 pm
@durnedyankee, it’s an ill wind that blows nobody any good.
Comment from Armybrat
Time: April 1, 2026, 12:19 am
Libra-known for being charming, diplomatic and a love for balance. Apparently an astonishing number of serial killers are Libras, along with Heinrich Himmler, Ayatollah Khomeini, Typhoid Mary and Vladimir Putin.











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