Hooey
Beaver, naturally. If you must see this travesty in color. This popped up on Pinterest – because if you ever sign up, you’ll get a minimum daily email from them.
The idea is, of course, utter horseshit. There is no Indian zodiac. There is no native American race. And there is no individual tribe that had a formal zodiac.
Grok tells me the US government currently recognizes 575 tribes and villages, between Alaska and the lower 48. God knows how many, if you reach back in history. We probably made a bunch of them extinct. And they all have different cultures and beliefs.
This is 20th Century New Agers showing the world their asses.
Speaking of asses – yes, we are still being hammered by spam. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Posted: April 13th, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 7
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Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: April 13, 2026, 4:16 pm
I’m Salmon. ugh. Delicious, but not much of an apex predator.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: April 13, 2026, 7:56 pm
I saw a meme which I like the other day.
Americans, having arrived there first, are the indigenous people of the moon.
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: April 13, 2026, 8:22 pm
@Some Vegetable: 👍👍👍
I’ve decided that my Native American¹ Zodiac Sign is the Iron Horse. 🚂🚂🚂
1. Specifically, I’m a native Marylander (Annapolis, 1949).
Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 13, 2026, 8:23 pm
I’m a snake…oddly enough I was also born the Chinese year of the snake. I don’t even like snakes…
Comment from Veeshir
Time: April 13, 2026, 9:56 pm
I’m a fish, regular zodiac, a rabbit, Chinese zodiac, and now a wolf.
My American Indian zodiac would eat the other two, so I guess that one wins.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: April 13, 2026, 10:53 pm
Like the “documentary” about the snake people who helped Hitler.
These people have no sense of world history…of course then again they claim what we’re taught is lies.
But the full shit load was dumped when “the man” said the Romans stole the Library of Alexandria instead of burning it, and carried all the “books” back and put them in the Vatican Library.
I gave up at that point because there was another hour to go….
Oy vey.
Comment from technochitlin
Time: April 14, 2026, 11:07 am
The ‘Noble Savage’ myth continues apace.
I get about 700-800 spam emails every day. The pain is real. Thank god for Thunderbird’s spam filters!
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