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Guys, I have my doubts about this one…

Silicone feet. I…don’t even. Whatever.

Ebay is doing this advertising thing on Facebook where they post increasingly bizarre things in the upper right corner of the page to show the wide range of products they offer. I guess. One I remember were replicas of the eggs from Alien.

Some of the things they advertise, I had no earthly idea what they do. Like a Parlux Melody Silencer. Turns out, it’s not a karaoke accessory – it’s a dingus you fit on the back of a blow dryer that reduces the noise it makes by 45%.

Ours is a time of wonders.

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Comment from Uncle AL
Time: September 23, 2026, 6:55 pm

You’ll know they’ve gone too far when they try to sell you a silicon armpit.

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