I’m a sucker for a fart joke
Seven of the Greatest Farts in Western Literature
A mildly amusing romp from a woman who spent her twenties writing Serious Literary Papers. I mostly enjoyed the exploration of euphemisms. Rump trumpet. Butt horn. Ass cornet. Bum bugle. Booty kazoo.
I also appreciated this snippit of Chaucer:
This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder-clap,
And well-nigh blinded Absalom, poor chap.
There, I have stolen the beating heart of her essay. Mostly, I just wanted an excuse to post this picture. That goat thing looks so guilty.
Uncle B will tell you, I’m helpless before a fart joke.
Posted: October 21st, 2026 under personal.
Comments: 4
Comments
Comment from Emmalee Bass
Time: October 21, 2026, 5:41 pm
Curhat ya, aku udah 2 tahun nganggur setelah lulus kuliah IT karena nggak pede sama skill. Baru-baru ini mulai aktif belajar lagi lewat artikel-artikel online. Yovi Mahendra jadi salah satu referensi andalan, soalnya bahasanya nggak bikin minder. Semoga tahun ini bisa dapet kerjaan deh.
Comment from thefritz
Time: October 21, 2026, 7:18 pm
There ya go Swease..tooting your own horn….
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: October 21, 2026, 8:03 pm
Bottom Burp, from a Barking Spider.
My personal favorite: Bassoon Fanfare
But don’t Blow Mud.
Comment from Uncle AL
Time: October 21, 2026, 8:41 pm
Looking at the above spam from “Emmalee Bass” makes me think we should add Baru-baru to our catalog of fart euphemisms. Plus maybe nggak and lulus.
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