sweasel.com

that is the perfect steed for al gore to ride into the battle for climate change / global fleecing / divorce court… whatever

Aw, Stoatie, u’r a weasel after me own heart. I’ll have to check Red Eye tonight to see if Greg Gutfeld kypes your artwork for the show…….. 🙂

hmm…. wonder if thats what shits out his books…..

Unicorns farting rainbows creates Skittles and thrust. Who knew?

You know every so often I just have to sit slackjawed when I think about where we are. Probably millions of people voted for a guy they associated with a mythical beast, or could just throw them cash at random times from his stash.

Jeebus. Really, if were going out I want it to be with heavy duty explosions and such. Not to the jibbering crys of mentally disturbed children who need their mommy.

Unicorns also cause the seas to recede, the world to heal, and algore to put his boner into penguins.

Mmmmmmm. Penguinssss.

It’s Obama’s apocalypse horse. An it’s outta the barn.

so EZ..

is he ridin’ it with a club in one hand and his pecker in another?

or

is he throttling the unicorn while running roughshod over the U.S.?

let me be clear…

i

uuuhhhh,

think unicorns and

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clubs are…
uuhh

necessary for…
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redistributive changed to…
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catch up with the awesome changes with which We are.
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proposing

It’s too bad the russians ate them all….

he’s strangling the unicorn? is that a euphemism?

Dread Pirate:

>he’s strangling the unicorn? is that a euphemism?

It is now. Sort of like Hiking the Appalachian Trail.

And btw: What the heck is up with Brits and the c-word? That particular word makes my skin crawl; over there they use it in nearly polite speech, and the folks who hear it pat them on the fanny and send them on their way.

“And from the sound of that inspirational outpouring of cusswords, it was tweeted by a Brit. “

Well, of course.. 😉

‘Frenulum’ is the attention-to-detail anatomically-specific filth that has it pinned down as a Brit. The ‘soapy titwank’ entry means they read Viz magazine, specifically Rude Kid. It’s practically forensic. You could probably get a conviction in the High Court based on these two data.

For your delectation and edification, I give you: Roger’s Profanisaurus. Such a cavalcade of filth is unparalleled in the annals of human history. You’ll have to crack out a pre-emptive strike before reading this or you might end up suffering Bartlett’s Dilemma.

Oh, wow. Blue-skinned-mouse with a spinal-cord-injury picture first thing in the morning. That’s a pretty devastating start to my Thursday.

I think I’d happily spend the rest of my life with bright blue skin if it saved me from being paralyzed. The Smurf references would get tiresome after awhile.

Great job as always Stoaty!

Your steed awaits, Sir O!

Off topic, but a heads up for tomorrow’s Death Pool. Rue McLanahan is dead, Betty White is now the only surviving Golden Girl.

Rue McLana…..

Shit!

dont you mean “fuck!”?

No one can do happy things pooping happy things better than you. I always learn something here. Oh and I WANT a blue mouse. That is all.

Skittles… “Taste the Rainbow!”?

“‘Frenulum’ is the attention-to-detail anatomically-specific filth that has it pinned down as a Brit. ”

I dunno, Dave. Ron White did a long bit on his wife’s frenulum flicking skills in the bedroom on his last standup dvd…..

Stoaty, saw you over at HA on the paul mcratney article. Is it maybe just possible to go from Hey Jude to Hey Crude for a deep sea leaky oil well song?

Um….scube, I’ve actually disected a cadaver and that whole “wife’s frenulum flicking skills” coupled with the term “standup dvd” had me blushing.

Ok, I officially want that t-shirt with the line “Ok, I voted for Obama” above the picture and “Now where’s my unicorn?” below the picture.

Make with, I’ve got a little discretionary cash this paycheck.

To Monotome (The Elderish)

Well….yes. I guess I do.

That is so much stolen!

MC