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Sticking with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

I hear Elton John was admitted to hospital recently, so I’m going with him this time. Besides, he’d like knowing that Dick was a prize for his death.

The great and (oh please, oh please!) late Zsa Zsa Gabor!

As Mr. Gibb failed to come through for all the dick in a timely manner, hopefully Tony Martin (crooner) will have the courtesy to do so.

Hugo Chavez

Zsa Zsa Gabor
I hear she leaning toward the grave.

Robert Mugabe

Nancy reagan

zsa zsa spoken for I see —

Well then…. Billy Graham

More in hope than expectation: Gordon Brown.

And CheshireLion, AltBBrown already has Zsa Zsa.

Mags

Hosni Mubarak!

Fidel – for the Fourtuplet of Dicks

jimmy carter

Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Ed King. Dunno, his name just popped into my head.

I heard Doc Watson had a bad fall. Hope he recovers.

Brett Kimberlin

A dick for a dick.

http://patterico.com/2012/05/25/convicted-bomber-brett-kimberlin-neal-rauhauser-ron-brynaert-and-their-campaign-of-political-terrorism/

Subotai Bahadur

Sticking hopefully with David Rockefeller, the mother of all banksters.

I was hoping someone would pick Brett Kimberlin. I’m not in on the blogburst thanks to the Pool and the not-paying-attention-in-class thing.

And let the record show Mrs Compton chose Maggie Thatcher (in case a later claimant thinks “Mags” is insufficiently claimy). She always picks Maggie. I bet she’ll be sad when she eventually wins a dick for it, though.

Chuck Berry

Betty White

Ayatollah Khameini

Kirk Douglas

Dang, you take a short nap and all the good picks get shatched up. I’ll go with Saif al-Islam Gaddafi, spawn of Big Mo.

Good Ol’ Clint Eastwood.

John Edwards…….and I am betting by his own hand…..

My pick is Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus because it seems his death may have been prophesied by Nostradamus.

Let’s see…. broke, living at Momma’s house…..

“Ricky Hollywood”……..eaten by a mamma grizzly would be just spiffy.

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/05/24/ricky-hollywood-saga-turning-out-exactly-as-expected/

Kirk Douglas…….. (if he is still alive)…..

Damn, and double damn, A.T. beat me to Elton John…
so I’ll have to go back to Eric Holder, slowly, by a Mexican gerbil with a F&F “assault rifle”….

Fidel Castro.

Sticking with very musical and very old:

Magda Olivero, 102 year old soprano.

(The local classical station did a retrospective on her the other day.) She had a 50 year career, and debuted at the Met in Tosca at the age of 65.

Ayman al-Zawahiri, hopefully by rain of death from above, silently, stealthily, and leaving just enough bits to ascertain the DNA is his.
.
I hope the drone is named “Pig Death.” Suits him!

Mickey Rooney

Ernest Borgnine

Tony Bennett

I hate to say it, but I don’t think the Pakistani doctor who assisted us in DXing Bin Laden is going to last long, once he’s put in prison.

Dr. Shakil Afridi

A pox on that tool, Panetta.

Mohamed Ali, that Parkinson’s got to get him one of these days

Hairy Reed. Please.

As per the usual programme, Li’l Red Apparatchik Janey Fonda – maybe on a Honda? With ‘er buddy Rhonda?…

(Dang…what with all these positive efforts with the negative vibes, she’s gotta go sometime, right? So – why not now?)

Prince Philip
As he tries to mount “ol bess”
For a final Jubilee ride.

Dan Rather

Trying for William Shatner, again…

Pete Seeger.

Harry Belafonte

I can hear his name being called. Billy Graham

Once more into the breach: John Dingell,(D)emoncrap, MI, most famous for his statement about herding “the people” into Utopia as well as taking up space in Congress for 45 more years than he should have.

reaper — CheshireLion beat you to it, close to the top. You’ll need to point your scythe at another favorable possibility.

Either of the De Havilland sisters; Olivia (96) or Joan (95.

RealMc, sorry to tell you, but Gromulin beat you to the Dick with Kirk Douglas.

Tony Martin – One of me Mum’s favorite singers. Sticking with the Italian flavor, I will NOT choose Andy Williams…..(WTF?!?!?)

OTAY! — I am going to put another spin on the Italian crooners: I see Tony Bennett, one foggy, soggy, San Francisco afternoon in the Embarcadero downed by a five pound Salami Secchi to that great Schnozz of his!!!!

Pete Townsend, from The Who cannot live forever.

In fact, “I hope I die before I get old.” may be a Pete Townsend lyric. Unless it is a Roger Daltry lyric.

I’m sticking with Charlie Sheen, in the pool, with the coke spoon.

Kim Jong-un in a terrible accident where a general asks him to check the tire pressure on a tank tread

I bet she’ll be sad when she eventually wins a dick for it, though.”

I bet we’ll all be sad!! Since I never win anything I feel I’m personally responsible for keeping her alive all this time!

Ray Harryhausen

Leonard Nemoy. I like the guy, but DAMN, does he look tired…

subotai beat me to it but…

I’m wishing Biblical Plague Level ill on and against Brett Kimberlin and his buttboys, Neal Rauhauser and Ron Brynaert and their pet scrunt, Nadia Naffe.

I usually say something snarky.

I wish death on any combination of these, and all if possible. To cleanse the Earth of their shiite-stained presence.

Sandman is not in a pleasant mood.

Ta-da!

*shrugs* Couldn’t help myself.

Nelson Mandela for the dick.

I’ll go with Calypso Louie. O’Bama would likely attend the funeral, but the thought of Sheriff Biden (with his affinity for clean and articulate people of color) saying a few words over the corpse is rife with comedic possibility.

Pauline Phillips (Dear Abby)

The increasingly-unwell-looking George H.W. Bush.

Mew

Michael Moore again! Yay, I got him this time around. 😉

Ray Bradbury.

I hope I lose.

Nancy Reagan. and my I lose to whomever picks nancy pelosi.

Sun Myung Moon. I don’t know why I wish him ill, he never did anything to me. I just like saying the word myung.

Assad. He’s not muslim enough for his surroundings.

Yosemite Sam

Irwin Corey. 97 years old and panhandling for charity. he’s gonna get mugged, or hit by a car.

Once again, international man of history, Jacques Barzun. Posted from his adopted hometown of San Antonio Texas byGod.

blast from the past, ole panamanian pineapple face hisself, Manuel Noriega.

Rotten old scrunt, Rosalynn Carter.

Al Molinaro

Bill Maher…if I may borrow an apropos phrase from Subotai Bahadur, a dick for a(nother) dick.

S2: Irwin Corey. 97 years old and panhandling for charity.

Panhandling for Castro.

He’s a fanatical Red, living in a $3M converted coach house decorated with autographed pictures of Fidel.

I steadfastly refuse to play until I am officially recognized as the instigator of this concept on your web site. (Check your archives.) Also, if you fail to do so, I shall block you on Twitter.

..oh hell, Charles Manson.

abe vigoda

The War Planner, check your keester, bub…cause you come off like a, um,well, a dick. Check your six.

You smell of dickstain. and not terribly funny. just so’s you know.

Margaret Thatcher, although I hope I’m wrong.

I am going to choose – the Northern Hemisphere!
http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/u-s-army-general-the-whole-northern-hemisphere-is-at-risk-of-becoming-largely-uninhabitable_05252012

You’ve got to point me to the incident, WarPlanner. I went back in time and looked at posts around the first Dead Pool and I can’t see what you’re talking about. Rotten memory, I’ve got (thank you, drug-addled youth!).

Oh, Maggie’s long took, Mike. Mrs C always takes the Magon, and she has the Dead Pool on speed dial.

I wanted Elton John, but I’m late. So Ronnie Biggs.

Dang – weaslewannabe posted Tony Bennett before I did.

Back to Andy Williams.

Dang it somebody beat me to Nancy Reagan so now I hope he loses too…… on to another candidate, alas but whom…..

Ok,…………

Al Sharpton……..but not for the reasons he would spew.

Lee Majors of six million dollar man fame!

Ramsey Clark please join the Choir Eternal.

Someone has U2 playing softly in the background, so I’m putting in my hopeful vote for Bono (Paul David Hewson) to die of some horrible condition brought on by a massivly bloated ego.

Jerry Brown. He looks tired.

Mikhail Kalashnikov. It’s time.

Can I change mine to boxer Johnny Tap… nevermind.

http://www.santafenewmexican.com/Local%20News/police-say-boxing-great-johnny-tapia-dead

Mew

More research results… posted to the summary thread. (List of winners post)

Doc Watson, rest in peace.

Does that mean little little takes it?

Mr. T

Olivia de Havilland.

If only she’d attended one of our Little Big Horn Associates conferences…dressed as Libbie Custer of course.

Having never taken a dick in any sort of contest, I figured my note on Doc’s recent misfortune could only bode well for his recovery. You cannot imagine my dismay upon hearing the news. Doc was an inspiration to me and spurred me to improve my own guitar skills over 40 years ago with his version of Tom Paxton’s “Last Thing on my Mind.” And indeed, winning the dick was the last thing on my mind.

Sometimes the winning entry in this pool is someone I’m glad to see go, but not this time. Oh, no.

Doc, you were terrific and an inspiration to guitar players all over the world and for decades. Thanks for being a fine artist and a gentleman. Your music will live forever.

Interested to see what the official Dead Pool ruling will be on little, little’s selection/non-selection.

On one hand, there was no literal indication that Doc Watson was being selected.

On the other hand, dropping a name in a Dead Pool while not making another selection could be construed as the pick. I mean, why else do people visit this feature of the blog?

Maybe a “Rule 9” is needed to clarify what constitues an actual selection. Like writing “Final Answer” after the pick or something….

Judge Weasel…what is your ruling?

As much as I regret going dickless once again and m’lady Sweasel’s loss of dick not resulting in my gain, can’t see any option other than a default win for little. He put the name up here 1st with no other pick, no matter the phrasing of the post.
If little had only said, “I heard Doc Watson fell” without a compassionate afterthought, there’d not be this discussion.

Oh, I think we’ll call Round 31 over and start afresh day after tomorrow. Shoot me an address if you want the dick, little little. Guilt free – the Pool is not a grudge thread.

Earl and now Doc. Two giants. I am unutterably saddened.

I want no part of that dick. If it will save everyone the bother, I will disqualify myself and let Round 31 continue until a celebrated asshole bites the dust.

Aw, don’t take it like that, little, little. Lots of picks are people we hate to see go. It’s not a death wish, it’s an assessment of probability.

We’ll go ahead with Round 32 on Friday regardless. This upcoming weekend is the Queen’s Jubilee, and I’ve been distracted this week trying to get it together. I’m grateful for an easy post for Friday.

Well, yes, matter of fact…I AM on the parish committee.

Judge Weasel has ruled.

Congratulations to little, little on taking the dick!

Little, little:
Doc would want you to take the dick and enjoy it. He was a gentleman, the class of which is way less common today.
You won fair & square.

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