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NEWSFLASH! Meghan McCain’s new book is out! And it’s stupid!

This book might be for you also if you’re interested in McCain’s thoughts on theology: “God for me is found everywhere; in my family, in the desert, in first kisses, in smiles, in laughter, in friendship, in cheesecake, in red wine, and above all else in love.” Or her thoughts on Little Rock, Ark.: “This place sucks.” Or on strippers: “Strippers. Strippers. Strippers. What is a proper trip to Vegas without strippers?” She adds that she feels “incredibly conflicted” about the sex industry but that the strippers she met on the trip — Daisy, Jessica, and G-Cup Bitch — were “happy and well adjusted.”

When you title your book ‘America, You Sexy Bitch’, you’re pretty much hanging a “dumb, with a chance of strippers” sign around its neck before abandoning it at the bus station.

O, why do I love ragging on Meghan McCain so much? Let me count the ways. Sufficient to make her block me on Twitter, anyhoo.

I thought about buying this reeking pile of literature just for laffs, but the Kindle version is over twenty bucks.

Shit, y’all, I could almost get a box of Premium saltines for that!


Comment from Anonymous
Time: June 12, 2012, 8:59 pm

God for me is found everywhere; in my family, in the desert, in first kisses, in smiles, in laughter, in friendship, in cheesecake, in red wine, and above all else in love

“You got God in my cheesecake!”

“No! You got cheesecake in my God!”


And strippers? Well, hey. They’re a role model for her.

Still, all in all, I can’t fault John McCain for marrying her mom. After all, she seems to have been the woman of legend:

“I found the perfect woman; I could not ask for more.
She’s deaf and dumb and has big tits,
and owns a liquor store!”

Comment from Mysterion
Time: June 12, 2012, 9:43 pm

Over at Hot Air this morning I read an excerpt of a somewhat disturbing article written by fake conservative David Brooks. Then I read some stupid comments made by republican Joe Scarborough and decided that was enough news for a while. So, I step away from the internet and now come back to read that Meghan McCain has a new book. Is this pretend conservatives who annoy me day?

Comment from New York Style!
Time: June 12, 2012, 10:02 pm


Comment from MikeW
Time: June 12, 2012, 10:44 pm

Beat me to it, NYS…

Obviously, M2 has been searching for God in a whole lot of cheescakes.

Comment from New York Style!
Time: June 12, 2012, 10:54 pm

Grab a fork, Mike. 🙂

Comment from JeffS
Time: June 13, 2012, 12:10 am

And strippers? Well, hey. They’re a role model for her.


Without rich parents, Meghan would be a stripper for a cheap biker bar in northern Illinois.

Comment from Oceania
Time: June 13, 2012, 12:48 am

try this


Comment from BigBluBug
Time: June 13, 2012, 12:53 am

I think Meghan is just suffering from a lack of self esteem. This is a sad thing. Like Dennis Prager says:
U = I – R
where unhappiness is equal to some kind of “Always look on the bright side of life” bullshit with image and reality and whatever.

I think Meghan always wanted to be one of those girls gone wild hooter flashers but there were no necklaces for poor Meghan. So substitute hooter flasher with inane punditry and necklaces with people pretending the chunky boobgoblin is worth paying attention to.

Suck it Prager, who’s the awesome life coach now.

I’m taking another shot at building a Ukelele. Koa top, back, and sides. I’d like to maybe put a mother of pearl inlay on the headstock. I’d consider an image of the Meghan (the Inaneapundit) but I don’t she’d fit in a space that small.


Comment from BigBluBug
Time: June 13, 2012, 1:07 am

They sort of worship Obama’s obelisk but the folks at cracked.com do bring the funny:


#12 is awesome.

Comment from EZnSF
Time: June 13, 2012, 1:46 am

Get the Saltines. The book will be be out in paperback in two weeks and they’ll pay you to read it.

Peanut butter and Saltines….priceless.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 13, 2012, 1:52 am

The book may be out in paperback in two weeks, but wait one more week and you’ll find the hardback remaindered for maybe $2.00.

Comment from Allen
Time: June 13, 2012, 2:52 am

So she and her pal set across the country to find something… Heaven knows what. Why do I get the picture in my mind that instead of Easy Rider it’s more like Wee Car Rider.

Wee… Wee Car Rider… That’ll stir the old juices. I suppose it would be like On the Road with Jack Kerouac on Thorazine.

Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: June 13, 2012, 3:04 am

Will (Mr. Peel) and I got a combined 96% on the science quiz. Boo-yah! Those degrees in aerospace and biomedical engineering (respectively) were totally worth the $1,000,000,000 we spent. (just kidding, we went to state schools)

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 13, 2012, 8:15 am

Funny, Bug…I got the uke jones at the moment. I’ve been eyeballing the sadder looking ones on eBay, but even those are going for stupid money at the moment. There’s a bit of uke craze in the UK.

I also bought a slab of rosewood to replace the headstock veneer on my original banjo, but I’m intimidated at the idea of cutting a pearl inlay. I’m thinking of a weasel design.

Comment from Animositas
Time: June 13, 2012, 9:26 am

@New York Style!


Does worshipping the G_D of Cheesecake make one a Zabarite?

Comment from Oceania
Time: June 13, 2012, 10:01 am

Banjo playing Sweasle on Youtube yet?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 13, 2012, 11:30 am

No, nor ever shall be, Oceania. I’m narcissist enough to blog, but not quite enough to YouTube.

Know Your Mustelids.

Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: June 13, 2012, 1:35 pm

Allen wrote, “Wee… Wee Car Rider… That’ll stir the old juices.”

Makes me think of Geico’s Maxwell the pig: “‘Wee-wee-wee’ all the way home!”

Comment from BigBluBug
Time: June 13, 2012, 2:56 pm

Hi Stoaty,

Layout the weasel design and I’ll give it a go. Really. I slice my own veneers and have almost every species of rosewood in my collection including some Brazilian if your banjo is old enough. Post a picture on the headstock too so I can match color and grain along with a true layout of the headstock. I make it, you glue it on. I’m out of work in 2.5 weeks (and will be for years) so it will give me something fun to do. We can work out some kind of dead drop so I don’t have to know who you and where you really are. I have some real MoP and some pretty good intimation
stuff. Which one depends upon the shades in the weasel design.

I need to make the bending forms for the koa Uke but you can have that too. Not for free, you would need to post an mp3 of you playing “Tiny Bubbles”. I’d even inlay a Don Ho likeness in the headstock for you if you make a design. I once heard an all Uke orchestra play and ever since then I can’t stand the sound (except for Tiny Bubbles) so I either give it away or burn it. I’m sure you can set the bridge and do the final setup. I’ll make sure that it’s tunable.

I’m old and slow and my hands shake a bit but your only upfront investment is some artwork. And please-please consider the Do Ho art. Even if the uke thing is out for you, it would make an awesome tattoo for discerning music fans.


p.s. Consider investing in a Hawaiian lap slide guitar. They’re small thus portable and nothings soothes a chicken’s mind like the Hula Blues.


Comment from mojo
Time: June 13, 2012, 4:10 pm

I think you’re losing your accent…

It should be “Shee-it, y’all”

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: June 13, 2012, 10:06 pm

They didn’t mention the American Badger, and his love of 16″ guns on his boats.

I am glad to know that the otter looks like an otter, however.

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: June 13, 2012, 10:40 pm

…the Kindle version is over twenty bucks.

Speaking of Much Ado About (very nearly) Nothing (of any consequence)…I’d give it a month or two, see if you can get a used Dead-Tree copy cheap. Probably will show up on the dollar-and-less table at the bookstores soon enough, anyway…

Comment from Redd
Time: June 13, 2012, 11:05 pm

I bet she turns up at the DNC with a card table, attempting to hawk her book.

Comment from scr_north
Time: June 14, 2012, 6:50 am

Geez, if it weren’t for Mommy’s money and Daddy’s rep this stunned airhead would be waiting tables at the local IHOP. Really, when she appears on the Sunday talk shows to represent young republicans the hosts must bite their tongues to keep from guffawing.

Comment from Elphaba
Time: June 16, 2012, 2:29 am

Not to burst your bubble or anything, Stoaty, MeggieMac blocks everybody smarter than herself. 🙂

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Comment from Vikas Kashyap
Time: October 16, 2018, 3:10 am

Over at Hot Air today I read a portion of a fairly aggravating article composed by phony preservationist David Brooks. At that point I read some doltish remarks made by republican Joe Scarborough and concluded that was sufficient news for some time. In this way, I step far from the web and now return to peruse that Meghan McCain has another book. Is this imagine preservationists who irritate me day? http://www.makuv.com/

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