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Zsa Zsa Gabor FTW!

hugo chavez

Jimmeh Carter!

Penny Marshall for one more round.

John Dingell, (D)ip$hit, MI – with that giant gavel he was bragging about the other day. That, or a shovel or a lightning bolt would work.

Nancy Reagan

Back to Jerry Lewis, especially if he gets on American Idol.

Betty White…..sooner or later that’s gotta be the winning ticket…

Hosni Mubarak

Fidel castro

Aw! I wanted el Jefe!

Roger Ebert, then.

Leonard Nemoy

I’m placing my Friday the 13th Dead Pool Double Hex on Frances Fox Piven (whose theories on the public welfare system are the driving force behind Obama’s economic policies).

I will take my usual two-fer of hemorrhoidedness: Jackass Jackson,Sr and Al Sharptongue. For auld lang syne and all that, I’m hoping JJ Jr bites the bullet but I’m not greedy,and little Jesse is therefore up for grabs.

Anyone winning dick with JJJr, has to send half my way. I got dibs on halfsies and like that.

Casting aspersions and wishing anonymous death: I feel better already.

Let’s wish someone to death, gang!!!

Ahmadinejad, in the Uranium enriching facility, with an Israeli hard target penetrator. (or any other way, I’m not picky)

I’m early, so: Nancy Pelosi!

Flava Flav! Unless I was lied to about crack killing…

Jerry Sandusky

Peter O’Toole, because famous people don’t usually retire until they are just days from death.

Robert Mugabe

Billy Graham – crakerz

Chief Justice John Roberts, again, for the same reason.

Kirk Douglas

Bashir Assad

Watch Coach Sandusky do the honorable thing now that somebody else picked him!

‘K, time to get down ‘n dirty, here – I’ll go with Larry King, but haven’t heard anything lately about him, and I’m still at work so I’m not supposed to go ‘Net-surfing to check that he’s still on the sunshiney-side of the dirt. Therefore, as a back-up Plan B (just in case ol’ Larry has left the studio for the last time, and I didn’t notice), I’ll do the usual-usual and name Insaney Janey Fonda, the Commie Mommie we’d all like to see slip-slide away, the sooner the quicker…

*sigh* Soo-o-o many deserving candidates…

Helen Thomas

hey sandman is going to resist,

I’ll go halfsies with ya.

JJacksonJr for the DICK.

Harry Belafonte

Jesse Jackson Jr., in the Hide-A-Wee Motor Lodge, with a crack pipe.

I’ll will sadly go with Muhammoud ALI, my favorite sports hero this time around. If I win I will really be sad!!

beat ya Mojo…… ;o)

The Green Mile star Michael Clarke Duncan

Me picking him should lead to his full expected recovery!!

Since J.S.Bridges took the very much still alive and kicking (can ya believe it?!?!) Larry King, I am swiping his #2 pick, that traitor communist hump of a whore jane fonda.

Eric Holder, in a tragic firey auto crash on his way to deliver the original documents related to Fast & Furious, which tragically were never copied and will be lost forever.

Comment from RealMc
Time: July 13, 2012, 8:49 pm

hey sandman is going to resist,

I’ll go halfsies with ya.

JJacksonJr for the DICK.

Deal. Though I’ll split my half with Mojo. The more malignant the intent, the sweeter the pay-off, I say.

You: 1/2.
Me: 1/4.
Mojo:1/4.

JJJR: a full 4/4 of deadly dicking, if the fates allow it. I can only hope.

Lindsay Lohan

And now. Our Cheer:

Alla ka-zig, ka-zoo, ka-zam,
Rotten fish and stinkin ham,
Son of a b*tch, aw damn…
Rah, rah, sh*t.

Brought to you by trench foot, K rations, and my dad’s unit in Korea, 1950-52.

You’re welcome. Someday I’ll treat you folks to the story that goes with that fabulous cheer.

Nelson Mandela- he’s as deserving as any leftist terrorist.

Robert Blake ………….

stone cold sober.

Marion Barry – the bee yotch set me up – again

Swooping in to poach Jim Neighbors. Pffft.

Eli Wallach

Michael Moore had got to go one of these days.

Michael Moore had got to go TO THE BUFFET one of these days.

FTFY

George Bush the Elder.

william Shatner
No more spoken words albums. Yea

Abe Vigoda….he’s looked dead for years and somebody is going to notice one of these days that he really is…

Harry Reid

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Silvio “bunga-bunga” Berlusconi, because he’s trying a comeback.

rickl: but not till January 21, 2013, please!

Michigan’s John “Dingleberries” Dingell

(Do I repeat myself? Oh, well…)

Ayman Zawahiri in a pig-blood covered hellfire drone strike with malice aforethought and only bits and pieces from which to perform DNA analysis.

Al Sharpton while instigating a Riot over another made up rape.

Jim Nabors for the dick.

Gomer gets a welcome home cornholing from Andy.

Clint Eastwood.

New Zealanders bid on an online Auction to demolish a snow cave on 9/11 in memory of a US Inside Job! lol!
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=490770843

Dominique Strauss-Kahn. His wife has finally bailed on him so there’s noone left to believe his lies.

Very sorry about the two trips to the spam bucket, As If I Cared. I kicked one of them loose, and you got Dingell.

Everybody check their cards. Dingell was played once earlier and we have another possible match in Jim Neighbors / Jim Nabors.

>>>Dominique Strauss-Kahn. His wife has finally bailed on him so there’s noone left to believe his lies.

She’s the one with all the bucks.

Korea’s Lil’ Kim Jong Un.

Former Rolling Stone Bill Wyman

Did anyone pick Keith Richards yet? I didn’t see him.

Since Hugo is taken- Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, currently doing her best to destroy the economy of Argentina.

Robert Redford. Last of the Hollywood Blond Mohicans.

Killed by radiation poisoning from a bad batch of illicit hair-dye smuggled from New Zealand.

As much as I hate to say it.. Mel Brooks was looking pretty rough the last time I saw him…..

Sylvester Stallone

Comment from As If I Cared
Time: July 14, 2012, 12:31 am

Michigan’s John “Dingleberries” Dingell

(Do I repeat myself? Oh, well…)

Try again, As If. The Cheater of Cemeteries is mine, all mine, I tells ya! I got him fair and square, 5th from the top.

Olivia de Havilland!

Mrs. Custer and the only one left from That Movie….

Demi Moore or LiLo?

Hmmmm…both are a hot mess.

I’m going with Demi this week.

Harper Lee

David Rockefeller. Please, oh please.

Sun Myung Moon

Ok, I meant Nabors, I’m just a bit retarded at typing. Sorry MrCaniac, see rule 3.

Mark “Luke Skywalker” Hamill

His face says he lived the ’80s way too fast …

Oh, not to interrupt the ever so cheerful dead pool, but have a look at this.

http://obamaeffectmovie.com/

You just can’t make this shit up.

Sage Moonblood Stallone…of name shame.
Anyway, back to Manuel Noriega.

Well dammitall, didn’t see that someone “picked” Jim Nabors, before me, but I will take this “Jim Neighbors” fellow as the original Jim Nabors.

Now, I will take Conrad Bain.

I’m talking about your adoptive father Willis. Mr Drummond goes to spend eternity with Kimberly and Arnold.

Yeah I think maybe Stallone’s kid died of shame for having that name.

And Mark Hamill’s face looks like that because he got in a horrific motorcycle accident right after Star Wars was released. They barely saved his life and that’s the best they could do to reconstruct his mug.

I was on the M1 on the way to Birmingham at 6WBT last night, no Internet, so I missed my window of opportunity and once again don’t know who to root for. And after a day in Stratford upon Avon, I’m too tired to think of who might be ready to kick the bucket sometime soon. I am woman, hear me whine. 🙂

Carry on without me as you so ably have been heretofore!

Al Molinaro

They said Stallone might have been dead up to a week yet they said he was engaged to be married. How can you be engaged and go without contact with your intended wife for so long?

I read 3 days but that’s still quite a while without contact with your fiance.

Nasty old hide, Rosalynn Carter. She’ll die someday.

Is there a reason we let Oceania live?

Comment from thefritz
Time: July 15, 2012, 3:28 am

*sigh*

Two reasons.

Distance and what minimal residual respect still exists for the rule of law.

Subotai Bahadur

One more time for Micky Rooney

John Goodman

Interesting concept amongst the Americans …. say something un PC – and then out comes the death threats.
Fascinating.
You should be more worried about your gene stocks and less about silly concepts.

George Soros … still hoping

Kofi Annan. Because, honestly, he deserves it.

It seems that the primary export of New Zealand these days is that shrill whine you hear coming from one of the commenters here.

And mutton. Don’t forget mutton.

Apparently, Celeste Holm (95yo WF) has moved out of heaven’s Green Room.
Didn’t see a pick on her.

Maggie Thatcher.

I need to stop going away on pick your dead day. I always forget!

The marital history of the famous always amazes me:

Ralph Nelson (m.1936–1939, divorced)
Francis Davies (m.1940–1945, divorced)
A. Schuyler Dunning (m.1946–1952, divorced)
Wesley Addy (m.1961–1996, his death)
Frank Basile (m.2004–2012, her death)

Nice to see that she remarried at age 87, though.

Uh, oh. Nix what I said about her last marriage:

On April 29, 2004, her 87th birthday, Holm married opera singer Frank Basile, age 41.[6] The couple met in October 1999 at a fundraiser at which Basile was hired to sing. Soon after their marriage, Holm and Basile sued to overturn the irrevocable trust that was created in 2002 by Daniel Dunning, Holm’s younger son. The trust was ostensibly set up to shelter Holm’s financial assets from taxes, although Basile contended the real purpose of the trust was to keep him away from her money. The lawsuit began a five-year battle with her sons, which cost millions of dollars, and according to an article in The New York Times, left Holm and her husband with a fragile hold on their home, which Holm purchased for $10,000 cash in 1953 from her film earnings, and which is now believed to be worth at least $2,000,000

Stephen Hawking again.

Ramsey Clark goes cold.

It’s OFFICIAL FOLKS!
The US is the ENEMY of the New Zealand People
“US ‘the enemy’ says Dotcom judge …. ”

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=10819927

🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂

I was listening to Old Time Radio on Wisconsin Public radio tonight, and Bold Venture was one of the programs on, and it occured to me that lauren Bacall must be getting pretty long in the tooth, so I shall choose her.

He said he was going to cross in style some day… Andy Williams. And I admit I am an opportunist.

Jon Lord was sure unexpected. Excuse me while I listen to “Smoke on the Water”.

Fred Phelps.

Awesome pick StPatrick,

I hope you get a dick SOON!!!! for that most excellent choice.

Ronnie Biggs for the big dick!

Actually – Ronnie is looking a bit rough

97 year old panhandling commie Irwin Corey.

stephen covey

7 habits ….

just kidding –

hows ’bout Dr. Heimlich

http://beforeitsnews.com/story/2385/396/9_11_Flight_93_-_Banned_Footage_Video.html

Lauren Bacall.

Phyllis Diller

oh hey, it’s my turn! So HRH Prince Phillip is a bit ill so I’m going for him… after the olympics though, I think he can hold on that long.

And, we went from Stonehenge to Battle and we passed by London and again when we went back into the M25 towards Hull and know what we were told? Don’t drive in Central London if possible… to which I said, you don’t say (á la meme). We did see one semi that had ‘euro ferry’ written on the side. I must be becoming more English everyday because I laughed and said “I have to agree”.

Not-so-interesting concept amongst Kiwis with nom de blog of Oceantic (or some-such similar nonsense): That anyone hanging about Sweasie’s Place has even a passing interest in what said Oceantique (or similar, etc.) may occasionally drivel out of his/her/its generally-useless pie-hole.

Distinctly UN-fascinating…a Daze Of Whine And Mutton, truly…

Ray Harryhausen

I’m gonna assume that no-one else has taken Jacques Barzun, ‘cos he’s my bud here in Texas. For the love of God, the man’s 104 years old.

BTW, ran into a cat in San Miguel de Allende a couple of days ago, and he says his uncle, William Shatner is doing quite well and called him on the phone a week ago.

“William Shatner is doing quite well and called him on the phone a week ago.”
You sir have shattered all my hopes and dreams of the coveted weasel dick. Shame Shame Shame

Simon Ward died. Another fine British actor gone 🙁

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Ward

Will Ferrell

Aargh, just realised I forgot this. Gordon Brown as ever. If he’d popped his clogs and I’d missed the opportunity to pick him, I’d have been somewhat peeved.

Anyone have Sherman Hemsley (most known for playing the character “George Jefferson”) ? Guess not…

Sherman Hemsley Dead — Actor Who Played George Jefferson Dies at 74

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYcqToQzzGY

and now they’ve ordered up a quart of Lactated Ringer’s for Chad Everett, STAT. Too late, Dr.Joe Gannon never made it to the Medical Center.

He was 75

Didn’t Mr. Brady have a sex change operation at the Medical Center? It was pretty shocking at the time.

Johnny Pesky.

Shane MacGowan

HIGHLY PISSED!
Went to Jerry Lewis and got off Tony Martin who finished his race first.

Breaking news, semi-confirmed (I saw it on the AoSHQ ONT): Gore Vidal has died. Maybe now Wm.F.Buckley can punch him right in the nose…

I yield the balance of my time; however, I reserve the right to revise and extend my comments at a future date

Yay, Gore Vidal, surprised no one had the bastard.

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/01/books/gore-vidal-elegant-writer-dies-at-86.html?_r=2&hp

There will be less Gore in literature, unless Global Warming Al steps up his game.

Mew

I’m stepping up and picking Taylor Swift, the country singer…

It appears that she’s dating a member of the Kennedy clan, so I suspect that it won’t be long now…

Billy Graham hospitalized for bronchitis, but he’s in stable condition…

Al Freeman Jr died. I wonder if people remember how popular he was at one time.

So, Johnny Pesky went to the great outfield in the sky. You know what that means?

Comment from Pablo
Time: July 27, 2012, 4:11 am

Johnny Pesky.

Yep. He’s famous, right?

Horshack!

http://goo.gl/tEpyf

Johnny Pesky sounded like a good guy, Pablo. I’d like to see you win the prize if only so we get a new pool on Friday. I hate it when we get a weekend winner on Saturday after only one day but I also hate when get a dead pool that drags on for months.

Mrs. Compton: Yay, Gore Vidal, surprised no one had the bastard.

I had him in Round 34 (the last one). He was only picked four times in the first 30 rounds.

My main man Moon is 50/50….

http://tinyurl.com/bqmxj5m