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Y’arrrr! Get it offa me!

I’ve been tagged with a meme! It’s like having cooties, but without the old world charm.

The Rules: 1. Write your own six word memoir. 2. Post it on your blog and include a visual illustration if you want. 3. Link to the person that tagged you in your post and to the original post if possible so we can track it as it travels across the blogosphere. 4. Tag at least five more blogs with links. 5. Leave a comment on the tagged blogs with an invitation to play…

I was going to go with “This one time, at band camp…” which nicely captures my lifetime of lighthearted, cheerful inappropriateness. But I’ve never actually seen American Pie, I just know that one scene (and that other scene), so…probably not a safe pick.

Then I thought about, “Okay…one more won’t kill me,” but that’s really more the epitaph I’m hoping to have. Either that, or “oh, sure…it’ll hold my weight.”

“Screw it — I’ll do it tomorrow” is a pretty good pick. As is “living just enough for the city” and “any lazier and I’d stop breathing.”

But I think I’m going to go with “so much promise, so little accomplishment.”

And I’m not going to tag anyone, on account of it plinks my social
phobia something awful. I have this mental image of my taggee looking
down at my link in the dashboard and hissing, “you’re touching me!”

sock it to me

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Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: April 11, 2008, 10:43 am

Hah! That’s excellent! And who wouldn’t want to be touched by the Weasel?

 


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Time: April 17, 2008, 9:43 pm

[…] funniest one I saw was over the Stoat Intelligencer by Weasel where she considered “This one time at band […]

 


Comment from BGG
Time: April 20, 2008, 7:12 pm

Hold my beer and watch this!

 

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