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staying with Nancy Reagan.

The Rev. Billy Graham. No animosity. Strictly for the dick.

zsa-zsa

Hugo Chavez for me.

Fidel Castro! Kick off already you evil son of a bitch.

Jerry Lewis

Beverly Cleary, children’s author.

Arlen Specter, the PA turncoat.

Van Cliburn

Eli Wallach

Bob Barker…….Come on dooowwwwwnn!!!

Staying with Phil the Greek aka HRH Prince Philip.

Kirk Douglas

Still sticking with Mickey Rooney

Robert Mugabe

Pete Seeger, for the dick, please. . .

Obama’s reelection chances. Oh, wait… Rule Zero. Darn.

Phil Collins again. Not because I want to win, but mostly because I wouldn’t miss him.

Fred Phelps. I really hope I win.

Dang you Cliff.

Now I have to pick out a different target. After three foreigners, I wanted an American, and Seeger is juicy.

But I let myself be diverted for a few minutes. Ah well.

How about: “History’s greatest monster”, Jimmy Carter!

Oh, and here’s some stats:

The 36 victims to date include

2 Libyans
2 Koreans
1 Saudi Arabian
1 Spaniard
29 Americans

and only 1 Briton. (Not counting Liz Taylor.)

This operation is based in Britain after all… Surely we can hit something short-range?

Chuck Berry

I wonder: they gonna varnish him once a year, like Lenin?

Rahmbo Emmanuel: he’s in the way of a triumphant retreat to Chicago.

Thanks Rich, for the stats and your pick.

Chris Matthews. Preferably from an on-air aneurysm after somebody tells the truth about Obama in public. Getting a dick from an exploding dick.

Subotai Bahadur

St Pat,I really hope you win too!

Nancy Pelosi, pppppleeeeaaaassseee! For the love of God and all that is holy.

P.S. Although, I’d be almost as happy if StPatrick wins.

One more time Muhammad Ali!!

I suspect VP Biden might meet with a very unfortunate accident…

So Uncle Joe for the bespotted dick…

Mojo—Word on the street is that real estate agents are searching for a suitable habitation in Hawaii. They wanted to build a palace, but now there’s not enough time.

Mahmoud Amahdinejhad.

I might be a little premature, I’m expecting an October surprise.

Hosni Mubarak since he hasn’t been picked today.

Dick Durbin just about popped a blood vessel the other day on Fox news, so I’ll go with Dick.

Maggie Thatcher. Can’t think of anything pithy, I’m on vacations.

Abe Vigoda

Roman Polanski. ‘Cause we’re due for one who has it comin’

Deborah: according to Hillbuzz, the Obamas have their eyes on this $35M estate.

Louis Farrakhan

Helen Thomas

Sorry Rich, I flew my largest “rule three” flag above the south tower for a full ten minutes before making the pick. Besides, after seeing the ghastly old phart on tape the other night, your odds for the dick look pretty good.

Harry Belafonte

Al Sharpton

Nelson Mandela

Jesse Jackson Jr

I predict AltBBrown will win again since he snagged the choice i had in the bag until i got into it with a liberal in the checkout line at Publix. The fool got so excited he had to be detained by security. Since he hit the lady behind me with a can of peas meant for me, the police kept me for almost an hour taking my statement. I got so excited seeing the Obama lover in handcuffs I completely forgot to rush home and post…oh well, good luck AltBBrown. I’ll stick with Olivia de Havilland

Desmond Tutu

Bob Schiefer

Sayd Ali Khamenei.

Rumors of his poor health still abound.

Drew Peterson……….

I wonder where wife #4 is. With a little luck he will get some jailhouse lovin’

William Shatner

Bashar al-Assad – in a terrible accident with hummus

John Effin’ Kerry, who spent a Christmas in Vietnam, did you know?

For that execrable speech at the DNC, for being a dipshit member of Congress, and especially for his “Winter Soldier” stunts.

He’ll go by choking to death on his magic hat.

When it’s nearly 6 PM TBT (teacher blog time) before I can get to the dead pool, I know all the good’uns are already taken. And I’m way too tired to think of anyone on the bench.

This working for a living has its downsides.

Bent Bubba Clinton. Between the lies he told the other night and his vegan diet, he’s almost there.

Yay! I got here in time to grab Michael Moore, Michigans own Hippo-crit!

Dan Rather. Because it’s time for his dirt-nap and join Mike Wallace and Walter Cronkite.

If not Dan, then Chris Matthews. From auto-asphyxiation. With a pic of Bill Clinton in his hand.

I feel bad for doing it, but Shirley Temple.

Since someone took my traditional a-hole, Jesse Jackass Jackson, Jr., I’ll take Jesse Jackson Sr and throw in Eleanor Clift, that thin lipped, dyspeptic scrunt.

Debbie Wasserman Shultz

If Cher kicked it, this would be the Half-Indian Summer, or bummer, as you please…

Herman Wouk.

I’ve still got it in for David Rockefeller, age 97, one of the founders of the Trilateral Commission and life-long international mega-bankster.

James Garner

okay, Harry Reid.

I see that Jim Nabors is up for grabs, so Gomer for the dick.

Gary Busey

Dale Robertson

George Soros. Still hoping

Joel Rosenbaum

Betty White.

Since she didn’t show up for DNC, must be ill.

My pick is academy award winning cinematographer Haskel Wexler.

Ronnie Biggs

Once more with Manuel Noriega.

Jane Fonda: American, Traitor, Bitch.

Ed Asner can’t live forever can he?

I hope not.

Aw, c’mon, Nina. Lots of good picks left: Ramsey Clark, Noam Chomsky, John Paul Stevens, Silvio Berlusconi, Hugh Hefner, Vanessa Redgrave, Ayman Zawahiri, Irwin Corey, Joan Fontaine and> Olivia DeHavilland, Charlie Sheen, Mullah Omar.

None of those are good picks?

Chooom Chooom: Drew Peterson

Illinois has no death penalty, alas. And even if we did, it took over ten years to put the needle in John Gacy, who had more corpses in his basement than Mortimer Brewster’s aunts.

Your only hope is that some con shivs him for having been a cop; but he’s sleazy enough to cut a deal with some jail house gang for protection. Or he loses it, and hangs himself in his cell – but he’s too selfish to die one second before he has to.

and only 1 Briton. (Not counting Liz Taylor.)

This operation is based in Britain after all… Surely we can hit something short-range?

How the hell is Stephen Hawking still alive? I’ll take him.

Prince Harry, The Little Ginger Bastard.

No Filipinos on the list? Darn, I should have went with either Gloria Arroyo (former President of PI, current Congresswoman and suffering a LOT of medical issues) or Imelda Marcos (she of ENORMOUS shoe collection infamy – and yes, she is still alive and actually a Congresswoman now – WTF is up with that?). Oh well, next time.

Gordon Brown, as ever.

So, no one picked Monty? He may not have been human but he was definitely a celebrity.

RIP, little man!

Joan Fontaine! But only ’cause somebody got to Olivia first…

Al Molinaro

Okay, Okay, Rich, gimme a break–I was tired after a looong day in my cubicle (Okay, classroom. It’s bigger than a cubicle, but I get to share it with 40 ninth graders). I’ll go with Noam Chomsky, because Nim Chimpsky is probably already dead.

@ Rich Rostrom September 8, 2012, 10:25 pm

I’ll gladly take the dick how so ever he might be cooled to room temperature…..

quite the deserving lad I think……

Hugh Hefner.

He is still in the spirochete infested hell of his increasingly dismal mansion. All his finger licking and diddling of fetid, nasty, and recently out of work ‘actresses’ has GOT to catch up to him soon. And a grotto sized petri dish can’t be good for longevity.

Cascade
Rumour has it he has myocardial infarction and atrial fibrillar issues.

Pope Benedict XVI

Patrick Macnee (English Actor, famous for his roll in the 1961-69 TV series, “The Avengers”.)

gebrauchshund may have something with Ahmadinejad. Probably not a good sign that the Canadians packed up shop suddenly.

I’m gonna go with George H. W. Bush, aka “41”. Hasn’t been looking good lately, and he’s 88 years old.

Kept picking Stephen Hawking for awhile, then kept reading that a new experimental computer/machine had been attached. Started to realize I may be betting my dick on an android puppet.

@Subotai Bahadur
Ma favorite Chrissy pic so far:
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=148113

Hmmmmm Prince Harry the Little Ginger Bastard is going to get a Strela up his tail pipe

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/asia/7649087/Prince-Harry-targeted-by-Taleban

Dang, I am days late this time (temporarily distracted by actually taking a short vacay last week – yay, doin’ nuthin’ for three whole days!! Bored outta my skull after that, came back to work…oh, well), and Larry King is still available?!? So – all those wives (with alimony payments to match?) have gotta get to him sooner or later, right?

Meanwhile, in my (temporary) tardiness, I see that Some Veg is holding up the side on ol’ Insaney Left-Coast Janey Fonda, and if I don’t win, here’s hoping his dick comes in (nothing personal intended, there, of course…)

Hmmm. Durbin the Turban was picked… Hizzoner Rahm too.

Sen. Mark Kirk, then. He’s not well, and is in a tough job, putting up with Durbin.

Mew

p.s. look for Rahm to move to the IL supreme court, it’s where unindicted former mayors go…

Going for Eric Holder again. Life and the Mexican Drug Cartel has to catch up with him sometime….

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 10, 2012, 12:18 pm

боже мой!!! By all that is holy, and a half dozen persons, places, and things I know personally that are not …. that belongs in the lobby at 30 Rock.

Subotai Bahadur

Morgan Freeman can now say he really is with God.

Well, poop, never mind, I effing hate the internet some days. Buncha assholes making shit up.

Andy Williams, on Lonely Street.

Ray harryhausen

I’ve transferred some Iglas to the Taliban in the hope that they’ll bag a Hairy Harry. They’ll probably miss and back one of your troop transport planes instead.

Although I have noticed that some of your Libyan Crew have meet their fates at the hands of the locals.
Karmic.

Ariel Sharon. It’s about time they pulled the plug on him.

Oceania said … “Prince Harry, The Little Ginger Bastard.”

A lot of people claim that Diana’s lover James Hewitt is his father but Hewitt didn’t meet Diana until Harry was a toddler.

Once again with my old buddy Jacques Barzun.

Prince Harry – The Little Ginger Bastard
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=10834241

…….

Thinking Michael J Fox may be headed back to the future.

…….

Oh goody! Even this late I get John David Dingell, Jr. (born July 8, 1926) is the U.S. Representative for Michigan’s 15th congressional district, serving since 1955… the very definition of an old coot.

Andy Williams has apparently passed on:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20570219,00.html

Looks like little, little takes the dick.

Apparently bladder cancer leads to a little, little dick.

little little wins the big dick!!

So long my huckleberry friend…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flm4xcOyiCo

Looks like little little takes it.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20570219,00.html?xid=rss-topheadlines

(I wonder what this means for Charo)

Mew

What’s this mean to the Osmonds?
Congrats little, little.

I humbly bow down and accept the dick, though it saddens me that such a fine man on the right side of the aisle has departed us. He apparently had a good sense of humor and appreciated and condoned Limbaugh’s use of his song “Born Free” in parodies of extreme animal rights activists. He was not afraid to offend anyone by stating openly that “Dear Leader” was following Marxist principles. So I raise my dick to you Andy and will visit with you someday on Moon River.