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Maggie Thatcher

Zsa Zsa Gábor

Nancy Reagan

Fidel Castro. Rule 3 for the win

Fidel Castro

Architect Oscar Niemeyer.

Shit! Chavez, Hugo

GRRRRR the site is always so slow to respond when the post hits, Zsa Zsa’s already gone. Dang it.

Okay: Stan Lee.

Bonnie Franklin.

As the kids say, W00T! I got him!

Billy Graham

Damn, I thought I would be fast enough this time.

But I see redd is back and Hugo is gone in three minutes.

Fallback position: Pete Seeger.

Gerald S. O’Laughlin

Zawahiri. The election effort needs a boost. Too obvious? Naaah.

Robert Mugabe.

http://www.theindependent.co.zw/2012/10/26/president-makes-another-dash-to-singapore/

Jimmah Carter

Mickey Rooney! Have you seen him lately?

Bashar al-Assad.

Cease fire my ass.

Mr. Bridges! !!!!LOOK!!! Over there! SQUIRREL!

Quick now, while he’s looking away, i’ll choose Jane Fonda. Ideally in a double suicide with Ted Turner.

Tom Leher. From what I’ve read of his politics, this election should kill him.

Betty White

Hugh Hefner, the Viagra king.

Buraq Hussein Obama, of an aneurysm, hopefully during a public meltdown on the evening of November 6 after a wave of Romney electoral votes sweeps the country. I would be willing to delay the meltdown/demise if it was caused by an indictment on January 21 for the murder of our people in Benghazi.

http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2012/10/26/ac-130u-gunship-was-on-scene-in-benghazi-obama-admin-refused-to-let-it-fire/

Subotai Bahadur

Sticking with BB King.

Jim Nabors.

Michelle Obama, of apoplexy, on election night.

Tibby, look to your defense. My Myrmidons will be calling.

Pete’s gone. Whatever. I’ll take Harry Reid.

nancy pelosi in a tragic botox accident

Mohamed Ali- that Parkinsons has to catch up to him sometime

mmumble, mumble, mutter – fricken’ squirrel…

Dingdang, Some Veg did it again! Gotta be quicklikethis to grab that nasty ol’ Insaney Janey these days, it seems.

Good part is, with luck, he’ll score a twofer and rid us of gnarly ol’ Ted Turner, the non-thinking person’s Lefty blivet, fer sure.

Backup plan: Larry King (C’mon, you First-Second-And-Subsequent-Wives’ Club – this’s Fer The Dick, you gotta dig in an’ concentrate, here!)

Bad enough that the guy’ll be croaked three or four days before he stops talking and they turn off the microphones and cameras as it is…

(Hutch, no offense, but whodahellokitty is Gerald S. O’Laughlin, anyway?!? I’d Google, but it’s Friday and my Google-Finger went home early.)

Nelson Mandela

Great white whale Michael Moore (again).

He’s an actor. Been in a bunch of movies and TV shows. I saw him last night when I watched Ice Station Zebra and I was surprised to find out he was still alive.

Ariel Sharon

Chris Matthews. On election night. During a live broadcast.

Gordon Brown. Come on you autistic twerp, do something useful for the first time ever.

Kirk Douglas

I’m going out on a limb and go with Efram Zimbalist Jr.!!

Rosalynn Carter

Armed and ready Mojo! I feel I’ve scored a coup! And it is good.

Keith Richards

The strolling bones are on tour….can’t end well.

Good point RealMc….so I’ll take Mick Jagger….

either one, full of drugs possibly even, gasp

Viagra!!!

Actor, hey? And in Ice Station Zebra, yet even – I remember ol’ Patrick McGoohan, and Rock Hudson, but Gerald slipped by me…gotta go look ‘im up, when Google Finger comes back on-line next shift. Thanks for the tip.

ZooomZooom, watch out on that Viagra thought – I have it on pretty-good authority that it might keep even Keith or The Mick “standing tall” for quite awhile after natcherall “expiration” takes place, IYKWIMAITYD.

Larry Hagman

Maggie Thatcher, though I hope I’m wrong

HRH Prince Phillip

Kenny from South Park.

Actually, I’ll go with Dick Van Dyke.

Damn, Maggie’s already claimed. OK, Lindsay Lohan, from busting her crown in a swan dive off the wagon…

Harry Reid

Dang Bigsmart beat me to it. I’ll go back to Dan Rather.

still sticking with Carol Channing.

George Soros. Hey, is that old Jew killer slated to be in NYC any time soon? I might have to book a ticket.

I’ll go with Ted Turner. Every time I hear about him he descends to a new level of vileness.

Marjorie Lord

Harry Belafonte.

Fred Phelps. This has to pay off at some point.

George Shultz, who I cannot avoid picturing in a Cowardly Lion outfit, because of his resemblance to Bert Lahr.

Jay Carney.

Clint Eastwood.

William Shatner, sigh…

It’s all for the best, I guess. Harry Reid goes to the hospital after a car accident on the day I forget about the Dead Pool and -two- people beat me to him. This time I’m glad he made it. I couldn’t have stood the embarrassment.

I’ll take David Letterman, at the hands of an intern’s Daddy.

Olivia de Havilland!

Richard Attenborough

I hope it’s not Carole King.

Ice Station Zebra! I love that scene where the men are trudging through the blowing snow, and you can see their shadows on the ground.

God bless Jacques Barzun, dead now at the age of 104.

I see that Jacques Barzun (may God bless his soul) fell between the cracks. More power to someone.
The boxer once known as Cassius Clay, popularly and legally known as Muhammad Ali; draft dodger, rabble rouser, and singer of “I Did It My Way”.

Bob Beckel. The closer it gets to election day, the more likely the top of his head is to explode.

Gerald S. looked old in that movie and that was 1968. He played the XO of the boat in case you’re all still wondering.

Luise Rainer for the dick. 1937& 38 winner of Best Actress Academy Award.

Herman Wouk

I’ll stay with HRH Prince Philip…the thin Greek’s gotta go eventually, right?

ZOMG…Luise Rainer’s still alive?

AltBBrown got me. I was hoping to get Oscar this time. I’ll take my old standby – Ronnie Biggs.

The ol’ hockey puck hisself…..Don Rickles

David Rockefeller, damn his black soul, is overdue.

The USA~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1yuCsJ3GhM

But which Lube? Obama-Lube or Romney-Lube?
And why have a politician named after a Sheep?

Damn – zoned out and missed the early skirmishes.

Back to Gloria Arroyo – ex-presidente of the Philippines and currently in ICU.

You go, girl!

Ruby Muhammad

Can’t believe he’s still available: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Ha! I guess that proves Oceania’s a real Kiwi, anyway. Romney is a breed of sheep developed on Romney Marsh in Kent. Most of the sheep surrounding us are Romneys.

But the greatest number of Romneys are in New Zealand.

“But the greatest number of Romneys are in New Zealand.”

Yeah, and Oceania’s probably had a go with most of them.

Back to Abe Vigoda

Hmmmmm

This Gerald S. O’Laughlin fellow. In a lot of movies you say. Was he famous for always wearing a red shirt?

Hillary Clinton on 5 November for that November surprise.

Jesse Jackson Jr………

as the roman empire of chicago collapses meh.

JC- I beat you to Ali by a couple of hours. 🙂

🙂 The Weasel has landed … the weasel mugs that is. Too late for my morning coffee, but I got the 15oz size, so I’ll celebrate and drink my Dos Equis out of it tonight! Cheers to Stoaty and Uncle Badger!

The mugs are gorgeous, and the service from Zazzle was great: I ordered the mugs on Monday and got them today (Sat).

I’m gonna try my hand at this, Al Gore by global cooling. I hear they’re trying to sell current TV so that spotlight must be failing.

I’ll go with Louis “Da Caleepso Mohn” Farrakhan, Chicagoan wannabe-thug and all around a-hole. Hope whatever cancer he dodged before takes him, the NOI, FOI and whatever other turds are lurking close to him.

Romneys are great fun – and more fun than women!
Apparently Kangaroos in Oz are great – if you can hang on for the first 300 meters!

🙂

As for American women, well there is even a derogatory song about them!

The first generation builds it.
The second generation maintains it.
The third gereration loses it.
Kim Jong Un come on down.

Anyone found William Schaffner yet?

Awesome, Deborah! I do get the occasional report of something shoddily printed from Zazzle, but their customer service is really good.

Good to know, first thing in the morning, when you’re crabby and dreading work, you’ll be thinking of me.

Dang, that was like a tw0-horse town…blink and you miss it!

Breaking News!

Airborne concentrations of U238 are being detected over Hawaii! Over 50 times the ‘normal’ Fukushima levels – and increasing.

Our radiation network is still up – but the US government has taken down your public ones. Neat huh?
Sounds like you all don’t need to know huh?

Bill Clinton, in the library, with an intern.

What are your troops doing in Syria with flash new toys and the wrong head bands?

http://i.imgur.com/cV8WT.jpg

so maybe we need a pool on when they are going to actually PLANT “George Jefferson”…..

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/10/29/sherman-hemsley-still-not-buried-3-months-after-death-bizarre-legal-dispute/?intcmp=trending

Eric Holder, of a soap accident in the shower, after he goes to prison…..

Henry Kissinger.

Wow. I’m quite late to the party. I see most of the good ones are taken, so I’ll take … Helen Thomas. The old dingbat is 92 and led a relatively sedentary career.. her arteries ought to get quite the workout if her fave Obama loses this election.

Mew

James Earl Jones

Well smack me down with a Nation of Islam baton while attempting to vote early…
{Ruby Muhammad – March 20, 1907 – March 2, 2010, was an American religious figure known as the “Mother of the Nation of Islam.}
Can I re-pick? In honor of the hurricane…..Sandy Duncan.

thefritz: Ruby Muhammad

Rule 0 violation: Ruby Muhammad (March 20, 1907 – March 2, 2011) has been dead for almost 20 months.

Try again: Ramsey Clark, Charlie Sheen, Supreme Leader Khameini, Joan Fontaine, Elliot Carter, John Paul Stevens, Irwin Corey, Harry F. Byrd, Dan Walker (ex-Governor of Illinois; known for calling police actions at the 1968 DNC a “police riot”; went to jail for fraud after his governorship; is 90 years old).

thefritz: Ah – while I was researching those choices for you, I see you re-picked. However, there’s still a very slight problem: her website says “March 02, 2011”, not 2010. Just to get that right.

Meanwhile, anyone else needing a pick – there’s a fine set for you!

Rich R – didn’t realize Gov. Walker was still alive… learn somethin’ new every day. Heh.

You may want to add George Lucas to your list. Something bad’s wrong with ol’ George for him to sell his payday-baby to Disney…

Mew

Ramsey Clark. Come on you evil old bastid, pop it.

David Axelrod, of a self-inflicted wound after the Dems’ asses are kicked in the election. *rubs hands together* C’mon, baby…

Elphaba,

I must admit I’m pulling for you’re pick (or Betty White).

But there will most likely be many moonbat heads exploding next Tuesday night. It’s hard to pick just one.

I heard Morgan Freeman died today. Anyone know if it’s true? Anyone have him?

John Madden……..don’t know what it was that made me think of him…..maybe the homemade cider….maybe

Zach Galifianakis

@ Montenegro…….

wishful thinking perhaps….

oops, nevermind

Can you vote for an entity? If so I’m claiming the city
of Chicago.

Darrell Royal – Two time national championship coach of the Texas Longhorns has passed today…

June Lockhart

Not that I’m hoping, mind you, but …

Khaled Mashaal – fingers crossed

Ed McMahon

Comment from going anonymouse
Time: November 18, 2012, 9:40 pm
Ed McMahon

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Yeah, right! Where you been?

Edward Leo Peter “Ed” McMahon, Jr. (March 6, 1923 – June 23, 2009) was an American comedian

Jerry Lewis, who, I am reliably informed, is still alive.

Nobody had Twinkies? Wow!

Mew

Hector “Macho” Camacho. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1417100-hector-macho-camacho-in-critical-condition-after-being-shot-in-puerto-rico

SOB!
Pablo beat me to it.
Bastidge-

guess i’ll have to go with Hank Heimlich again.

Gwyneth Paltrow – who annoys humanity to no end with her terrible acting, vapid website but mostly her promoting of infanticide as a Mother’s Day gift.

OK, I am not going to bitch about people dicking around. I’m just not.

Looks like Nanny 1 just took the Dick with Larry Hagman…

http://www.tmz.com/2012/11/23/dallas-star-larry-hagman-dead-81/

Congrats to Nanny1! (cat moves to opposite side of blog)

Well done, Nanny (you know what to do now)! No more Dallas remakes!

See y’all back here next Friday.

Good job Nanny, you take the dick!

Congrats, Nanny 1!
Condolences, Pablo. Es muerto.

Congrats, Nanny 1!

Great call Nanny 1!

Now, we just have to hope Weasel is healthy enough to post Dead Pool 42 – the answer!?!? .. whenever Weasel Time rolls around on Friday.