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Tea and chicken soup for the both of you!!

Night Nurse sounds dirty.

Dunno if y’all have Kleenex over there, but they’ve introduced Cool Touch™ tissues. They actually do feel cool to the touch! And they’re very soft. Highly recommended.

Aww, hope you both feel better soon. My little one is feeling icky as well; he’s getting regular breathing treatments for his wheezing and coughing. I am about to start the always-arduous process of figuring out what he might deign to eat tonight…

Bummer. Hot toddies are highly recommended.

The snot log is both unspeakably vile and gut-bustingly hilarious. I doff my cap to you.

I would suggest Uncle B wear a surgical mask and gloves the next time he goes into that vile place called London. Dirty place it is!! As for me, I’ve become insane about washing my hands, I just know the terrorists have developed some sort of thing they’ll be smearing all over for us to touch that will turn us into musloids or a pool of goo.

I would rather be goo.

Feel better.

The snot secretion is probably due to Fukushima.

Night Nurse… a very interesting 1931 movie starring Barbara Stanwyck, as a nurse who takes the night shift in the hospital ER. Pre-Code, so it has some surprising elements. Clark Gable plays the villain; there’s a doctor character who might as well be wearing a sign around his neck reading “hophead”; the “good guy” is a friendly bootlegger. (1931, remember – Repeal was two years away. One doesn’t see many movies made during Prohibition.)

…maybe it’s the Rage virus like in 28 Days Later and you’re turning into a zombie!…it started in London!

Dame Stoat,

If my army surgeon credentials were still valid, I’d prescribe you an extra rare bunny backstrap to boost your immune system, plenty of protein, iron and a slight tryptophane high.

Now that you are safely in the land of glorious NHS, Britannia’s largest employer, they will fix that in no time flat.

Here in ‘Murka, the old healthcare system gotten purged due to oppressive lack of diversity, so under new management, if you have a migraine or summat, the medicine man and his capable assistant will see you now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O1DSiLZrUs

I be figurin’ how to put the soundtrack of that clip on my iBamaFone Verizon groid.

Whiskey, honey, and lemon juice, hot. It won’t do crap for your cold, but you’ll care less.

Definitely chicken soup. Mr Fox says ‘No rabbit for you!’:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2239879/Rough-justice-Determined-stoat-kills-rabbit-twice-size-20-minute-fight-fox-wander-steal-meal.html

Get well soon.

I see someone above is posing me. Nice to see that Imitated – but never Beaten!

For all those here that ever wondered about 9/11, and what was going on, watch this video. It is UNLISTED on Youtube for a reason.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=n_fp5kaVYhk

Would Sweasel like a special shipment of Oceania’s home grown activated Manuka Honey?

Ugh. Nothing worse than a snotty weasel.

Feel better soon.

My snot log burns at both ends;
It gives a gross green light;
But oh, my foes, and oh, my friends,
It will not last the night.

Throw another snot log on the fire…

I hope British kitchen roll paper towels are softer than American brands. Your poor snouts! And the neuralgia—that’s the worst! A cup of oatmeal in your bath water will help soothe those frayed nerve endings. I put it in a thin sock or a knee-high stocking. I hope you and Uncle Badger will be feeling better soon.

(Remind me to buy a case of Kleenix. Remind me to use my neti pot every day. Remind me to buy some whisky, and some more gin. Remind me to stay out of the city.)

Quinine water will stop the skin pain. Avoid gin when you have a respiratory infection though.

I was eating my oatmeal and poached eggs while I read about your ‘snot log.’ Thank you.

Comment from Oceania
Time: November 29, 2012, 5:55 am

Thats funny.
People can claim anything..and thats some ufo/satchquatch stuff.
Thanks for the giggle.

Yes, in winter there is always chance,
For the Devil’s deadly friends to dance
And so influenza pirouettes about our rooms
Dancing, prancing, spreading doom.
Influenza here, pneumonia there,
The dancers of death waltz everywhere.
Soon you too are tangoing cheek to cheek
Finally realizing that your chances are bleak

And that you’ll dance dance dance until you swoon
And ask the band to play a slower tune-
they’ll play a funeral dirge as you gasp for air
But your dancing partner doesn’t care
He’ll demand a faster beat
Something to sweep you off your feet
So the night’s last dance is the Dansa de la Mort
You’ll spin faster and faster as your breath comes short
Till finally your breath doesn’t come at all
And your dance with death ends when you fall

Just what I needed. Cheering-up! 😉

Anonymous would be me. My Antivirus alway wipes out all my user names and passwords when it runs. I guess that’s a good thing.

At least you get to die dancing Uncle B. Usually they just beat you to death…. just sayin’

Yeah. Kitchen rolls. About the size of TP.

Here in ‘Merica, we have full size paper towels, yes we do.

Feel better!

Not to worry, Stoatie. I’ve been making them all evening. My Co-Workers, however, are less than amused. LOL

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