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Everybody alright? Check to make sure, did your buddy make it through okay? Right!

I’ll probably never top this Ace-o-lanche, on account of New Comments Thingie went down just after Ace teased the link, so the morons were stuck with nothing to do and a big fat mystery link staring them in their slack moonfaces. Morons abhor a mystery.

And the reason they call it a ‘lanche, once Ace hit it, the Grapevine picked it up, and the Rottweiler and…lots of other folks I’ll have to pick out of my logs and followup. And I’ll do it, too, just in case somebody somewhere said something halfway nice about me.

The peak was probably a couple of hours later (that’s usage by hour up there), but I was down in the basement with a big glass of vodka and a crooked little smile.

Thanks for dropping by, y’all. You’ve made an attention whore very happy.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 1, 2008, 7:36 am

Heh. Did you read Iowahawk’s ‘Dear Barry’ post?

Comment from Buffoon
Time: May 1, 2008, 8:54 am

What is this ‘attention’ and ‘whoring’ you speak of?

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 1, 2008, 8:58 am

That was a serious Insta-lanche, Weazel! Congrats!

And … yes … We morons are fascinated by two things: mysteries, shiny objects, and sex or booze or both.

Comment from eddiebear
Time: May 1, 2008, 8:58 am

Yup. And Frank J has some gold up as well.

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: May 1, 2008, 9:42 am

Oooh….shiny objects & sex! Sex with shiny object…


Comment from Enas Yorl
Time: May 1, 2008, 10:52 am

Congrats Stoaty! Couldn’t happen to a nicer or more deserving gal.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: May 1, 2008, 11:17 am

Couldn’t’ve happened to a nicer Mustelid.
It was a classic post. I was going to add a comment, but the best I could come up with was that I came out of the Wright/Obama thing, especially after his press conference – wherein he was stuttering and jabbering like a kid caught with his grubby fists in the biscuit tin – feeling sorry for the poor chap. And who needs that? No one, that’s who.

Comment from Hound of Doom
Time: May 1, 2008, 12:29 pm

So now can I say that I was down with the Stoaty afore it wuz kewl?

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: May 1, 2008, 12:47 pm

Hound of Doom: With the average attention span around this place, what we really want to know is if you’re gonna stick around after finding out that Uncle B once called her a “slut?”

Er, no, that wasn’t it. Maybe it was if you’re gonna hang after her fame has fleeted?

Ooooo…. shiny object! And pie!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 1, 2008, 12:56 pm

It was always cool, Hound. It just wasn’t very common.

EW’s right…these spikes are fun, but they don’t last. If I’m lucky, a few of these hits will turn up individuals damaged enough to come back for more. But most will move on to the next clown in the circus.

Comment from eddiebear
Time: May 1, 2008, 1:13 pm


Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: May 1, 2008, 1:25 pm

EW’s right…

Uh oh. Either I just woke up on the wrong side of the planet…or I did something really, reeeaaaalllllyyyy bad.

Oh my. Look at the time! Seeya!

Comment from Rocketeer
Time: May 1, 2008, 1:28 pm

I wrote props to you in the poster thread, Weasel. Thta was a most desvering ‘lanche.

And as I wrote in the original thread, EW1(SG) – do I win a prize or something for knowing what the “SG” means? Which if I’m correct is – roughly and informally – Silent Service, If They Ever Really Need You.

Comment from Hound of Doom
Time: May 1, 2008, 2:07 pm

A Slut? Hey, that’s a plus!

Pie? What Kind? Where?


A Shiny Thing? Ooh, you’re right! I’ll get it!

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: May 1, 2008, 2:22 pm

Hound of Doom:

A Slut? Hey, that’s a plus!

Turnt out to be not near as good as it sounded. It seems a Briticism meaning “messy,” or maybe “untidy.”

I mean, really. We already knew that! Anybody that carts around 50 pounds of old coins that they got from somebody else that got ’em at a garage sale is okay in my book.

/Anybody for pecan? What goes in that, anyway?
//Oh, and Rocketeer, almost right, see the other thread.

Comment from Nice Deb
Time: May 1, 2008, 3:02 pm

Ace-O-lanches are so much fun!

Comment from steveegg
Time: May 1, 2008, 7:16 pm

I bow to the Mistress 🙂

Comment from Old Iron
Time: May 2, 2008, 5:42 am

Kick ass. That ‘shop deserved the attention it got.

-and I may be a new add, but I was here WEEKS before the ‘lanche.

and now that my google image search has returned some photos on my “pie+sex+shiny” request, I’ll see you guys later.

Comment from apotheosis
Time: May 2, 2008, 8:52 am

Awesome, I have an email from Stoaty from JUST before she became a legend!

eBay wealth, here I come! 😀

Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: May 2, 2008, 11:21 am

and now that my google image search has returned some photos on my “pie+sex+shiny” request, I’ll see you guys later.

There’s other places to go for “pie+sex+shiny?”

I dunno. Sound like a scam to me. 😀

Comment from cranky
Time: May 2, 2008, 10:00 pm

I understand that there might be some pie somewhere around here. Can you please point me in the right direction? I brought my own fork. Thanks.

And congrats! That is an awesome photoshop.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 2, 2008, 10:16 pm


What a coincidence. I brought my piehole with me.

Comment from lizardbrain
Time: May 3, 2008, 11:07 am

My best day ever was the result of a Weas-o-lanche. This blog has some loyal readership.

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