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Hugo Chavez

Bonnie Franklin.

Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee.

Henry Kissinger

Congrats on 1st, steve.

Christopher Dorner

Fidel Castro

damn computer locked up on me…good luck steve.

Betty White for the dick.

Nelson Mandela for the dick

Christopher Dorner

And it can’t come soon enough…

I admit that I would be happier with either Boehner or Karl Rove, and would like a Sarlacc involved. However, my daughter pointed out that Baba Wawa [Barbara Walters] who is reported to be 83 years old, just was released from the hospital post-chicken pox. Herpes Zoster is downright dangerous for the elderly, and the sequalae are severely not conducive to long life.

Subotai Bahadur

Zsa Zsa Gabor. She’s gotta go someday.

Burt Bacharach

I’m going with Muhammad ALI once again!!

Willie Mays – hope I’m wrong.

Mickey Rooney.

Margaret Thatcher

Ayman Zawahiri.

Eli Wallach

Tony Bennett

I’m going with George H.W. Bush…although I’m tempted with Salman Rushdie now that he’s back on the Splodeydope radar.

As much as it pains me for I like the old girl, but I gotta admit Elizabeth the Second, Queen of the realm, isn’t looking well. And she’s gotta run outta hats someday….. As a drunken friend so eloquently put it: God shave the Queen!

Regis Philbin. Hey, the gossip mags put him on the cover this week, saying he’s on his last lap.

Oh, and congrats to Miz Stoaty, coming in at #180 of the top 150 Conservative websites..

My blog got diddly, so I’m pissy and envious. Maybe I should get me some chickens. Or ducks. Yeah! Nobody blogs about ducks!

Michael Moore.

I have some strip-mining equipment on standby (hope springs eternal).

Seriously, how can Chris Christie still be available? His doctor just said his fat was closing in on him.

Jimmy Carter.

PLEASE.

Bob Dole

Ed Asner is a dick.

Oh, and I’m picking him for the dick.

DaveM123: Great Pick!

Once again, I’m picking Rosalyn Carter

Sweasel!!!! Congrats on the million hits!

in re: Dorner, see also Rule Zero. Although there’s no date certain…

( … and darlink Zsa Zsa is still alive. I’d like to know drugs she is taking.)

Comment from steve

DaveM123: Great Pick!

It was a flash of inspriation when I saw that Hugo was taken already. I expect either Dorner himself or somebody else will take care of it shortly.

Keith Richards

Sally Jessy Raphael.
Just cuz.

HRH Prince Phillip

Bashar al-Assad

First, I pick George HW Bush.

Second, dear Gypsea, that wasn’t Christie’s doctor that said that.

Jesse Jackson Jr before he serves a single day of his soon to be too short federal sentence.

Sir Sean Connery. He’s been looking awful lately.

Fred Phelps…please.

George Soros.

Desmond Tutu

Pete Seeger.

Staying with Hillary Clinton. Another random fall, probably helped by Bill.

Ariel Sharon

Noam Chomsky

Amy Carter. Take the whole family out.

Back to Billy Graham.

David Rockefeller as usual.
May the Devil take him, the sooner the better!

Edit: Just to be completely clear, that’s David Rockefeller, Sr..

All the good evil people got picked already so I’ll go with Abe Vigoda.

senator lautenberg

Robert Mugabe. His government seems to have about $217 in the treasury, so I doubt his medical insurance is paid up.

Chrissy Matthews, all that hate’s gotta be eatin’ his insides.

Back to Dick Van Dyke for the dick.

Olivia De Havilland

Carol Channing (still).

Mrs. Ted Turner (so identified cause it should piss the little woman off enough to trigger a fatal herpes outbreak!)

fuckity fuck fuck.

I’ll be back.

Okay, going with Pope Benedict.

William Shatner, again…sigh!!!

Ex-Alderman Sandi Jackson, wife of JJJr. She might meet with an accident if she decides to testify against him

My infamous senator, DiFi.

That’s Diane Feinstein for you furriners.

The ‘Woz’, Steve Wozniak.

He’s not looking very healthy lately – and he dated Kathy Griffin… The STDs alone are enough to kill him.

@PatAZ – She won’t be testifying against him, because he won’t stand trial.

Plea deal.

Don’t worry, thought… The stiff jail time JJJr. is up to see for this plea deal won’t ever happen. Teh One will either commute or pardon the poor dear.

Sean Connery. He’s been old forever.

Prince Phillip

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov, because it’s well past time.

It appears Davem123 is headed for victory. Apparently the SoCal cops are doing their usual bang-up job, trying to kill anyone and everyone in a blue pickup.

Harry Belafonte

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: February 9, 2013, 1:25 am

fuckity fuck fuck.

I’ll be back.

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Hilarious !!!!
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I pick Hugh “Horn Dawg” Hefner.

Chuck Berry.

Annette Funicello

cowards. BARRY-BARACK-DUNHAM-HUSSEIN-SOETORO-FUCKING-TAKE-MY-GUN-AND-MURDER-ME-WITH-A-DRONE-OBAMA!

Psalms 109:8 May his days be few; may another take his office.

harry Freakin Reid

There are a large number of wish-fulfillment predictions on this here thread.

SWeas, the public service website. Making the world a better place since…whenever she started it.

😉

I saw that this morning, Scott. And it seems Ms Jackson is feeling “thrown under the bus” by her hubby. Perhaps the tires hitting her will do her in.

Comment from twolaneflash
Time: February 9, 2013, 4:19 pm

slight correction. Psalms 109: 8-14

Subotai Bahadur

Muhammad Ali………..

Ron Jeremy

Speaking of twolaneflash’s buddy, new action figures available…
http://www.herobuilders.com/barack_obama-action_figures.htm

Leslie Phillips, English Actor

Jerry Lewis…he’s still around, right? Love the man..er, boy.

Charlie Sheen
Reaching out to a psycopath.
I thought he’d tried every way to kill himself.
Appantly I’m wrong

I hope that Scube liked his Dick?

I’m going for Larry King this time.

I believe I’ll select David Letterman.

No, I don’t know anything, I just haven’t heard about him for a bit.. and he doesn’t have a healthy lifestyle …

Mew

Grand Ayatollah Sistani – which would be ugly. But he’s failing, apparently.

Mary Tyler Moore. Just because.

Rachel Maddow. Lsebian love triangle gone awry!

Pope is resigning! Does this mean I kinda get a dick? 🙂

It means I’ll stand on the shoreline and wave a dick in your general direction.

I’ll probably get arrested.

Pics please.

Ronnie Biggs!

I saw the Pope’s mug and name on the TV, before I realized it was for his retirement, my first thought was “Dam, I didn’t get him in Stoaty’s Dead Pool”.

Why do I have the feeling that one day I’ll be in Hell explaining these posts?

Did DaveM123 win?

http://now.msn.com/christopher-dorner-is-first-drone-target-on-us-soil

Mew

He’s only a target in the sense that they are using drones to search for him. He’s not a target in the sense they are going to send a missile up his ass.

I lit out from Reno, I was trailed by 20 hounds
Didn’t get to sleep last night till the morning came around
Set out runnin’ but I take my time
A friend of the devil is a friend of mine…

George H.W. Bush

George W. Obama

Ah, man. Ron Jeremy. That’s low hanging fruit right there.

Okay, the visual that followed that statement made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Since I’ve been around industrial apparatus pumping mega-volumes of raw sewage lately (not by choice, but it does smell like money), I pick Bob Schieffer. He and his are spewing more than any municipal lift-station could DREAM of pumping…

My money is on Davem123

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2013/02/manhunt-christopher-dorner-big-bear.html

Bet Dorner’s dead by midnight WBT

My best chance so far. He’s holed-up in a cabin, surrounded by people who know he’s there. Quite a change for the little bastard (his soul, not his body). All of his victims have been shot from ambush, unaware he was even there. I may have this Dick bronzed and mounted on a plaque in celebration.

The Race Is On!

It’s neck and neck!

http://interamericansecuritywatch.com/doctors-notify-chavezs-family-of-the-venezuelan-presidents-imminent-death/

The cabin is on fire, Davem123. Unless Hugo makes a quick move, you’ve got the inside track!

I think it’s ” Ashes to Ashes” time for Dorner. I’ll be honored to accept the award, but I hate to think that Hugo could pass without a celebratory Dick.

Al Molinaro

I’d say we’ve got us a winnah!

DaveM, we can hope that Hugo doesn’t shuffle off until after 18:00 weasel time on Friday …

(and that S. Weasel puts up a new Dead Pool quickly, of course)

Mew

So Ms Weasel…we need a ruling….does Davem123 take the dick???

Looks like Davem123 wins unless we need some sort of DNA test for his charred corpse.

Yep. Davem123 takes the dick. I’m a few dicks behind mailing them out, so if the charred thing fails a DNA test, Dave can be de-dicked again.

See you here Friday.

Why not send him black pudding? You know – that stuff that looks like tar heroin in a can?

http://goo.gl/kixpu

I’ve never tried it. It looks revolting interesting.

Oh, shit! Hugo’s out of his coma! http://goo.gl/GPUFs