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Before you ask…yes, Photoshopping shit onto my hate objects is incredibly cathartic.

If you think back, it’s like when you were six and you drew your worst enemy with, like, a gazillion knives sticking out of her. And they took you away to the home with the green walls and the metal bunk beds and showed you all those pictures of ink blobs and asked you to make up stories about them. And you didn’t get to go home again until, gosh, junior year of High School.

Like that.


Comment from steve
Time: May 22, 2013, 12:16 am


Sweet childhood memories.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: May 22, 2013, 12:27 am

Somewhere I have the B&W negatives from a rebellious high-school photography project: Animal Crap of the World. Taken on location over a 3-week period at the Cleveland Zoo 20some odd years ago.

If I can find them, I will scan&send them for all your P’shoppin’ poo-flinging ammunition, Stoaty.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: May 22, 2013, 12:38 am

I used to have a photograph (taken at the zoo) of a mokey masturbating.

I don’t know why I’m putting that comment in a post about Obama, though, unless it’s to suggest that immediately after finishing, he probably licks it off his pawshands.

Comment from thefritz
Time: May 22, 2013, 12:41 am

I was ridiculed by more than a few ‘friends’ after my Tea Party protest in ’09 http://www.wnd.com/2009/04/95135/
My ‘friends’ said I was over reacting. I’m sure they also called me a racist behind my back. Well, I’ve said fuck you to all those liberal a-hole ‘friends’ long ago. But we as a country are oh so boned…stay in England Stoaty, cuz it’s gonna get real ugly real soon here.

Comment from Randy Rager
Time: May 22, 2013, 2:29 am

This Administration is about to become the finest example of “hailing shitstorm” the world has ever seen.

Comment from Mitchell
Time: May 22, 2013, 2:49 am

The problem is that even if Obumbles goes down we get…President Joe Biden. There’s nobody in DC more useless and out of the loop than that buffoon. Do we hope that at least he won’t be as good as being corrupt?

Comment from Randy Rager
Time: May 22, 2013, 2:56 am

An even worse thought than that is both the useless wankers biting the big one and -shudder- Boehner ending up as Presnit. Oy Vey!

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: May 22, 2013, 3:57 am

I’ve been mad since Clinton. The anger has finally turned to Naked Gun 2 1/2 : The Smell of Fear.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: May 22, 2013, 6:11 am

I used to draw pictures of me being taken away in the jaws of flying dinosaurs whilst planes attacked ground targets for some reason.

Maddox would have a field day with them.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: May 22, 2013, 10:00 am

The crap IS piling up rapidly. Read something, somewhere yesterday that WH aides are “scared stiff”. Don’t believe Teh Won’s bright enough to be scared. But, FWIW…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 22, 2013, 10:04 am

Yes, I found that fascinating, AltB. It’s a stupid story, but it does explain things much better than the official story.

Comment from Davem123
Time: May 22, 2013, 2:03 pm

1. The Repubs don’t have the testicular fortitude (or the Senate) to remove O’B via the impeachment process.
2. O’B will never resign. It’s not in him to admit failure or accept responsibility for it.
3. The Dem Party power structure are all O’B loyalists, handlers, marxists, etc. They will never pressure him to leave.
4. The MSM is on the cusp of deciding whether they will be reporters or continue to be shills for O’B. My money is on the majority of them to start loudly singing “La, La, La…” and telling us to look at the evil Republicans.

We’re stuck with laughing boy until he’s forced out of office by the next election, and wait until you see the list of pardons he signs as he heads out the door. You thought Clinton was bad with Puerto Rican terrorists and rich donors. You ain’t seen nothing yet.

Then we get to watch him live out the rest of his life bashing America and grabbing as much attention as he can. He might even start wearing a Che beret. He’ll make Jimmy Carter look like a distinguished elder statesman in comparison.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: May 22, 2013, 2:48 pm

Update from C-Span3 live broadcast…
Issa’s pretty impressive. Lerner gave an opening statement of innocence prior to invoking her 5th. She may have in fact WAIVED her right to protection with the statement. Opinion TBD. He’s hammering the IG George at the present.

Comment from Tibby
Time: May 22, 2013, 3:11 pm

Oh, wouldn’t we all love to see that happen! Hoist in her own petard!

Comment from AliceH
Time: May 22, 2013, 3:15 pm

Side bar.

I was seriously expecting a Sweasel post on the Brighton Vortex to another dimension reports, but was there one? No. There was not.

I did scurry over to Phil Lucas’ site to see if he started it, but – nothing there either. ::sadface::

Comment from Deborah
Time: May 22, 2013, 3:16 pm

Biden will take the fall. Obama can’t be removed from office until Biden, the malicious doppelganger of Forest Gump, is replaced with someone who can be the next president.

Comment from mojo
Time: May 22, 2013, 3:34 pm

But the finger-painting was fun, so there’s that…

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 22, 2013, 4:12 pm

You don’t mess with the interdimensional vortex, the interdimensional vortex won’t mess with you, AliceH.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 22, 2013, 5:00 pm

Meh. Nobody expected anything else out of Obama except the glassy-eyed zealots and True Believers who still think he’s chocolate Jesus. Either you knew he’d be a miserable disaster, or you figured he was just a celebrity so who expects anything great out of them, anyway?

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: May 22, 2013, 5:10 pm

4. The MSM is on the cusp of deciding whether they will be reporters or continue to be shills for O’B. My money is on the majority of them to start loudly singing “La, La, La…” and telling us to look at the evil Republicans.

Early indicator from the NYT…

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: May 22, 2013, 5:47 pm

Comment from Davem123
Time: May 22, 2013, 2:03 pm

I agree with a couple of caveats

1) the acts of hearings, creation of a special prosecutor, and even up to impeachment proceedings in the House are worthwhile. It is shaping the psychological battlefield for the hard times to come, even if it will not remove Buraq Hussein and his cronies.

2) there is a slight possibility that it may delay the implementation of Obamacare, since the IRS will be in charge of it. If the IRS is under investigation for criminal political acts, it would make sense to hold off on putting them in charge of all healthcare till it gets sorted out. And if the takeover is forced through despite the crimes, it says something and once again shapes the psychological battlefield.


We’re stuck with laughing boy until he’s forced out of office by the next election.

You are an optimist. I have grave doubts about the existence of, or proper conduct of, any elections in 2014 and beyond. In my home state we have 64 counties. 17 of them have more registered voters than they have people of voting age, according to the 2010 census. We are forbidden by Federal law from trying to weed out fake voters. Our Democrat controlled legislature and governor changed our election law in the session that ended a couple of weeks ago.

1) no more election precincts. All elections by mail [like Oregon’s totally fraudulent system].
2) registration with no ID required at any county clerk.

There will be no more honest elections here, and this is being replicated wherever they can.

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: May 22, 2013, 7:34 pm

I’m positive the last election was not honest. The idea of a stolen election is easily within the realm of possibility. If voters can be added to rolls w/o ID, they can be deducted as well.

Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 22, 2013, 7:50 pm

I’m with you guys. President Obama’s greatest move wasn’t anything like Obamacare, it was creating a nationwide political machine like the Chicago or New York ones. They can lose small races, but the big ones? Never another Democrat loss until something huge changes. It doesn’t matter who runs or what they do, the D wins.

Comment from Davem123
Time: May 23, 2013, 1:41 am

Subotai – I share your concerns over election fraud. There are many of us (including yourself, if I recall correctly) who have sworn an oath to the Constitution and who will continue to be bound by it even after retirement. The diverse skills we developed over the years may be useful when the time to organize and act arrives.

Comment from twolaneflash
Time: May 23, 2013, 5:39 am

Death by shit. Works for me, just so I win the dick- the one without shit on it. Die, bastard, die!

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