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Zsa Zsa Gabor

Giving Ronnie Biggs a chance to jump off the train of life.

Nancy Reagan

Wilko Johnson – Game of Thrones star, guitarist in band Dr. Feelgood.

Back to Muhammad ALI

Steve

Clint Eastwood, but I’d give up this choice to whomever Steve picks to keep Clint among the upright.

I’m sticking with Ed Asner.

mojo, you better hope Steve doesn’t return the favor, he seems to have an “in” with the Grim Reaper.
He probably beat him at Battleship.

nancy pelosi

Nelson Mandela

jesse jackson sr

Eli Wallach

Robert Mugabee

Orenthal James “OJ” Simpson (“The Juice”), football great, acquitted murderer, civil judgement deadbeat, tax cheat, convicted armed robber and kidnapper.

Prince Phillip, even tho he looks like he’s perked up a bit.

Tom Foley

David Rockefeller Sr.

Die, you evil manipulative prick, die!

Good one, steve!

Rosalyn Carter

Jimmy Carter. He may have slid to the Second Worst President Ever™, but he’s still a dick.

BB King isn’t looking too hot…

Monica Lewinski’s boyfriends wife.

We could all use less hi-larry-rotten-ham-clink-dom

besides, at this point, what difference does it make?

hilary clinton for those taht may not get the point.

While marching with the TEA Party float in a local parade two weeks ago, I talked for a while with “Santa Claus” while we were forming up. I asked him for what I really wanted for Christmas. He smiled, and made reference to my period Brown Bess musket which I was marching with.

So I will leave that one with Santa. That leaves me with the mass of collaborationist Vichy Republicans on display for the last few weeks. Barring the arrival of the SMOD to take the lot of them out; I will have to settle for Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid’s catamite.

Subotai Bahadur

Joan Fontaine.

Either she goes, or I go.

Joseph Patterson, baby murderer.

http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/suspect-peterson-son-death-history-violence-article-1.1483491

Kirk Douglas again.

Chuck Berry

Damn, Steve, that was quick! http://twitchy.com/2013/10/18/rip-former-house-speaker-u-s-ambassador-tom-foley-has-passed-away-at-84/

mojo wish bad juju.

Lauren Bacall

John McCain

What? Steve wins before I even make a choice?!!

It’s just too much I tell ya, I’m gonna have to eat a pint of double chocolate gelato to wash away the bitter taste of another lost dick.

Eli Wallach

Was Steve kidding around and picking someone that was not living (see rule 0)?

Just in case, I’ll go with Barbara Walters.

Tony Bennett

I am thinking Steve got the news before the post. I am going with NJ Gov Chris “Krispy Crème” Christy of a heart attack when BO stops returning his calls now that Booker has the Senate seat.

Olivia de Havilland!!!!!!!!!

The “Reverend” Al Sharpton is not looking well, and the world has quite enough race-baiters.

Ha! Steve broke Rule 0, aka Steve’s Rule. Naughty, naughty steve.

Eli Wallach

Charles Osgood…

Not that I wish Peter Sallis any harm, but at 92 years of age, he might help me win the dead pool.

Hey, I spotted the Dead Pool in time to get Bashir Assad! Something’s gotta happen to him sooner or later, right?

Dan Rather

I’ll have to go with

CAROL CHANNING

for the dick.

Stoaty> Naughty, naughty steve.

For steve: weasel4.jpg

Oh no you didn’t, Steve!

Really?

Damn.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/18/ex-house-speaker-tom-foley-dies-at-84/?intcmp=latestnews

SWeasel! We need a ruling! Oh, wait – already done. ‘Rule 0’. Okay, then.

Nevermind…

Casey Kasem.

Desmond Tutu

Russell Johnson

William Shatner

Still ridin’ Antoine ‘Fats’ Domino FTW. All that butter has to congeal some day soon.

Jesus ain’t comin’ back and Barry Soetoro ain’t gonna’ die, but I pray for both. Amen. (i’m goin’ to hell, but i’ll be in good company).

Good lord, where did you find that old thing, Argentium?

I dunno … … according to the Spokesman-Review, Foley “…died this morning at 9:13 Eastern time”. What’s that in WBT?

Nice try, Steverino, but no toy balloon for you, and no double-up on the Sweasey artwork, neither – so, n’yah!

As is my usual wont – SomeVeg being even more tardy to the choosin’ than my generally-tardy self – I’ll go with The Usual: Horrid ol’ Californicatia resiDUNCE, Insaney-Janey Fonda, Hank’s less-than-appreciated gift of offspring to the Nation – probably from a fit of over-ecstasy at the recent basically-complete capitulation of the Rethuglican Elitist Minions to the Imperial SCOAMF’s imperious demands.

Thirty-first time (or so) is the charm, they say – and, since we all gotta go sometime, I say, why not her, and why not now?

C’mon, Janey – take a long, unpleasant walk on a short cliff, and don’t turn around…

Anent: Tom Foley -“…”died this morning at 9:13 Eastern time”. What’s that in WBT?” Subject to Sweasey review, that seems a mite previous – in WBT, my guess would be it’s “Too early by a few hours”, but I could be wrong, I s’pose…

Mickey Rooney

Stephen Hawking.

Pete Seeger.

Pete Seeger for the d**k. This land is looking more like your land everyday, you socialist prick and you are hated by all respectable peoples everywhere.

Ratzenfutz! Beaten to one old commie by 4 minutes, but I’ll take another with El Jefe Fidel Castro.

Rats. Okay, two replies have now vaporized. 🙁 I think I’m in spam filter hell or something.

Edit: Nope, this one got through… Stoaty: Look up a post you made on Nov 18, 2011. You posted the picture to me as a reply to a video link I sent you for “Peter Rabbit, Tank Killer”.

Mohamed Morsi.

Al Gore.

Fuck Al Gore. Because: Fuck Al Gore.

The ex-pope, Benedict aka Ratzinger.

Eli Wallach much really be on death’s door, as 3 people chose him.

John McCain, because I don’t like him and don’t want him representing my state anymore. Besides he’s a grouchy old rino.

Harry Belafonte slipping on a banana peel.

John Dingell, D(ouchebag)- MI. His colleagues put a piece of paper in front of him and tell him to sign. He complies. That and breathes. World’s greatest deliberative body, my arse.

Harry Reid. I’m surprised that he’s still available. Most of you must believe that picking him would be a Rule 0 violation.

Herb Jeffries

Re: “Ha! Steve broke Rule 0, aka Steve’s Rule. Naughty, naughty steve.”

Steve killed Tom Foley? I mean, thats the key part of Rule 0, isn’t it?

If Steve gets rewarded with a dick, you may be starting a bad trend, Ms weasel.

I would like to nominate Diane Feinstein.

I’ll take Senator Edward Brooke(R-MA).

Damn, I waned Mitch McConnell, the most expensive whore in the legislature (at the present time). Or D. Feinstein, the wicked bitch of the west….
And I’m to late for both of them.
So, I’ll take Corey Booker, with a gerbil in the library….

Due to my tardiness.Although I, personally, love his body of work.
I’m once again forced to pick Dick Van Dyke.

PS. Steve,Shame on you.

Unfortunately, I still have my hands on Bobby Bowden’s shoulder. He’s a tough dude dadgummit! I respect that and hope he keeps fighting me. I’ve weakened, but not quite as much as the Republicans.

Bob Dole

Pay the jealous h8ters no mind, steve. I’m proud of ya, whorin’ on your own rule.
“3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.”

Yep, there were two of yours in the spam bucket, Argentium. Probably because of the link. Sorry ’bout that.

Ramsey Clark, American Communist, defender of the indefensivable and LBJ crony. Spit.

That wily Steve is up to something, mark my words. He’s probably brewing up an action that will require a new rule.

As for me, I’ll go with Hugh ‘Spirochete-Hell’ Hefner.

Stoaty: Ah well, probably because the link was back to a post on this site. I’ve posted other links without issue, so I’m thinking that might be it. Odd, but … best theory I’ve got.

Also, the picture was also featured in a set of 18 pictures in the “Gallery des Weasel” section of the now defunct and long-gone site “auntieweasel.com”. I tried to use the wayback machine to get the whole set, but could only get 4 or 5 of them to pull up for some strange reason. Do you still have the full set and would you consider posting them again?

I might choose another obscure NZ personality …

I think some one has picked Bum Phillips (football coach) before – he’s gone now.

Phew – hefty lefty Michael Moore is still available, even though I’m late to the Pool this time around. Dibs on Mount Moore!

Now if I can just get Steve to brush the Michigan Menace with the hem of his death-dealing robes (sort of a reverse royal touch)…

R.I.P. Bum

Lived in Houston during his tenure and we luved our Bum…(Luv ya Blue).

When asked by Bob Costas why he took his wife on all of the Oilers’ road trips, Bum quipped, “Because she’s too ugly to kiss goodbye.”

Stephen Falken, you can’t guess McLame – I’m waiting for Palin to primary his sorry ass in 2016!

Mew

Hmmm. Given some of the choices, tempting to pick Buddy Guy to finish out the set, but .. no.

I shall pick Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

Mew

I will take Lindsay Lohan or Woody Harrelson. whichever. not greedy. one a skank, the other a punk.

An outstanding villain, who has never been picked: Yusuf al-Qaradawi, the world’s nastiest Islamic preacher.

Sorry. Can’t find how to search on a page–Stoopid new OSX. Has Julian Assang stepped out for a cup of tea lately?

Ayman al-Zawahiri, if I can find him, since there is a price on his head and somebody is bound to be talkative about it for few U. S. Bux.

Sir Christopher Frank Carandini Lee

Speaking of eee-vil manipulative pricks, I nominate George Soros!!

Since AltBBrown took my regular pick, I’ll go with Mikhail Kalashnikov this time.

Ruth Ginsberg, although she’ll probably just dry up and leave a husk

Debbie Downer Wasserman Schultz…

Since my usual pick has been poached, I’ll go with English comedy and character actor Leslie Phillips.

Fred Phelps

wow, Gypi Mayo just died.. he was the guitarist for the Yardbirds just like Fawn’s pick wilko johnson…weird

late to the party – as usual

Former Speaker Jim Wright.

Gordon Brown, whose baleful influence still reeks up British politics.

Gonna keep picking this guy until I win this damned thing: Keir Dullea, or Dave from 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Marcia Wallace, Bob Newhart’s receptionist, has passed at age 70:

http://www.nbcnews.com/entertainment/marcia-wallace-star-simpsons-bob-newhart-has-died-70-8C11473058

Hal Needham, director of ‘Smokey And The Bandit’ and ‘Cannonball Run’, has passed at age 82:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/10/26/stuntman-and-smokey-director-hal-needham-dies

Geez, who’s next? That’s celebrities 2, dicks 0.

Lou Reed just struck his last chord….R.I.P.

Did nobody have Lou Reed?

http://moelane.com/2013/10/27/rip-lou-reed/

Mew

Nope, not unless Steve is going to call him.

I knew I should have picked Phil Collins.

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

David Dinkins, former Mayor of New York. Good and Hard.

That ’70s Show Actress Lisa Robin Kelly Is Dead (played the promiscuius sister, Laurie Forman), aged 43. Details: http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20726105,00.html?xid=outbrain

Whoa, Phyllis Diller has gone to that big cabaret in the sky. I would have thought she was dead already.

Nevermind, she died last year. Yaknow I get these updates from a pretty reputable place, this is the second time they’ve got me. I’m done with em I tells ya, done!

Will this interminable waiting never cease? C’mon someone nominated, do us a solid and kick the bucket!

Frederick Sanger, winner of two Nobel Prizes in chemistry, died at age 95 on 11/20.

Not half as well known as he should have been, compared to the famous-for-being-famous scroats that infest the news.

Reports of Nelson Mandela passing away circulating. TheFritz may be a winner.

DING DING DING…we have a winner!

That would be dick #3 thank you very much…comin’ after you Steve…

Unless the reports are a wacky ploy by Jesse Ventura, I believe Mandela is indeed taking a dirt nap. Congrats to thefritz. Dickwinner.

Whoa, Nellie! C-Ya!
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