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Two contradictory observations. One, I’m not sure the situation in Ukraine is as dangerous as it looks. And two, when powerful nutjobs and geopolitical forces are on the move, scary unexpected chainreaction bad things can happen.

Oh, and three — Putin’s nipples scare me.


Comment from Mojo
Time: March 3, 2014, 10:41 pm

Rule #1 in Leadership: never give an order you know will be disobeyed.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 3, 2014, 10:50 pm

Ukraine should probably not be a single nation, but rather East Ukraine with its significant number of ethnic Russians, and West Ukraine (including Kiev). Stalin’s Holodomor of 1932/33 starved to death millions of Ukrainians who were subsequently “replaced” by the Soviet despots with their own Russian commie hordes. As a result, the eastern part is more aligned with/sympathetic to Russia, while the western part looks, er, West.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 3, 2014, 10:53 pm

That’s a great image, Stoatie. I guess it would be too “busy” if you actually included the implied spurs and bit.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 4, 2014, 1:00 am

Heh. If I didn’t rip this stuff out at a sprinter’s pace, I’d’ve drawn it Putin’s right foot, Al.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: March 4, 2014, 1:07 am

I can’t help but see his nipples as eyes, and his bellybutton as a mouth.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 4, 2014, 1:30 am

Sad, but true…nice p-shop, S.Weasel!…hope Obama doesn’t send the CIA after you 🙂

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 4, 2014, 2:04 am

Mojo has this exactly right… Any idiot except John Kerry and his boss would have done a very simple analysis:
1. Is Putin going to permit this to happen? (Think of trouble in the Ukraine as the equivalent of trouble in Minnesota. Nobody really cares but you have to do something). He -will- act.
2. Can the U.S. realistically do anything meaningful to stop it? How many troops would it take? How would they get there? What could they do when they did get there?

This kind of thing is why the U.N. exists: You go to the U.N. when you want to do nothing while appearing to do something. By the time the U.N. gets around to agreeing on anything, the problem takes care of itself.

You would THINK that the Dems would have this shit figured out, but nooooooo.

Comment from Nate
Time: March 4, 2014, 2:33 am

Actually, I don’t think Putin would be caught dead astride a jack@$$.

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Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 4, 2014, 5:44 am

Some Vegetable: 1. Is Putin going to permit this to happen? (Think of trouble in the Ukraine as the equivalent of trouble in Minnesota.

Umm, no, Ukraine is an independent country, recognized as such by Russia. The only reason there is trouble in Ukraine is that Putin is trying to dictate pro-Russian policy to Ukraine’s government.

Incidentally, there are now suggestions that Russian FSB agents have been working both sides of the conflict. Escalating it to this stage allows Russian invasion.

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Time: March 4, 2014, 12:04 pm


Comment from BJM
Time: March 4, 2014, 5:09 pm



Who’s afraid of Prezzie Mom Jeans with a side of Ketchup?

No. Body.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 4, 2014, 8:31 pm

Dunno why the spam filter snaffled that, BJM.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 4, 2014, 10:18 pm

I don’t particularly enjoy an American president being the laughingstock of the known world, but it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy, bless his heart.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: March 4, 2014, 11:08 pm

OMG!! ROFLMAO!! That SO goes along with a sign that a Black Pastor in Harlem has put up against Obama!! I guess it was fate. Rather Anti-Gay, but MORE Anti-Obama… http://www.westernjournalism.com/harlem-pastors-church-sign-obama-released-homo-demons/

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 5, 2014, 6:07 am

You should have checked the phuckers birth certificate.

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Comment from rick
Time: March 9, 2014, 3:11 am

I have no skills like you. I want them, but am too tired to work for them. But I do have ideas…remember Gay Islamic Jews for Jesus?
Yeah…I was thinking Vlad a few more paces behind our pResident. If you know what I mean.

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Time: June 2, 2014, 10:57 pm

Post vraiment captivant !!!

Comment from fleur de macadam turlutte hard
Time: July 12, 2014, 8:46 am

Bon post : j’en parlerai dans la soirée avec certains de mes potes

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