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Billy Graham.

Zsa Zsa for the poached win…hell she’s 16 years older than Joan, bedridden and missing at least one leg….

Sam Simon (Co-creator of The Simpsons).

Hugh Hefner, the old goat.

Mary Tyler Moore

Olivia de Havilland

Kirk Douglas.

Jimmuh Cahtah, the Putz from Plains

Chuck Berry

Prof. Irwin Corey

Liz Smith. friend of Joan Rivers and the “Dame of Dish”.

Clive James

Once more Muhammad Ali!!!

Mrs. Reagan…that would be Nancy of course. My perpetual pick.

Ayman al-Zawahiri, leader of Al Qaida, for dissing ISIS.

Homeboy Abu-Bakr al-Baghdadi gonna snap a cap upside yo turban.

Hopefully you’ll accept Max von Sydow, the knight in “The seventh Seal” by Ingmar Bergman, and also Emperor Ming. Supposedly due for a new Star Wars-movie. We’ll see about that.

BB King

Of course I’ll accept von Sydow.

Tom Baker, the 4th Doctor. Not out of any desire to see him go, but he is getting up there. Loved the scarf.

Carol Channing.

Sticking with Paul Ehrlich, by a blood crazed cannibal mob.

abe vigoda..

Luise Rainer

Dan Rather

Joan Rivers was hit and miss for me. She was sometimes terribly funny and often shocking and annoying. Mostly her schtick annoyed me, I just didn’t like her laugh and her delivery and the character she played. But she was a talented, funny, smart lady.

Desmond Tutu

Gordon Brown, the scurvy dog.

ZSA ZSA FTW!!!!!!!!

DANG it!!! too slow. that’s what I get for taking a nap.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

Monica Lewisnki’s boyfriend…… he looks rough lately.

Aka Hi-Larry’s hubby Bill

I’ll go with Robert Mugabe again.

Sharpton we much.

Come on KARMA, take him and make it hurt.

Lois Lerner

Fidel !

George H W Bush. Love those socks!

Valerie Harper

David Rockefeller, Sr.

I wish there were a hundred of him so they all could die differently in, uh, interesting ways.

Prince phillip

Michael Moore.

Christopher Lee

Leonard Nemoy, may he live long and prosper

Abu-Bakr al-Baghdadi, leader of the ISIS (ISIL) horde of murderous thugs and hooligans who proclaim themselves a “state.” Have a meeting, why doncha? It’d be good for morale!

Davem, I saw Tom Baker walking down the street last year. He’s a local.

Burt Reynolds

Everybody goes for the old and decrepit. I prefer choosing the young and healthy: makes it more sporting, ya know?

Actually, i just want something nasty and Ebola like to happen to Javier Bardem.

I pick Henry Kissinger or Jesse Jackson. whichever is not taken.

harry reid

Nancy Pelosi

Dick Van Dyke.

I was going to go with Valerie Harper this round, but Ripley beat me to it.

By the way, does Rule #0 need to be updated to include hostages held by violent retarded jihadis? (just askin’)

Barbara Walters aka Baba Wawa. She’s been lying about her age for far too long, even older than Joan. Time to go.

Bill Gates. Because he’s a liberal putz sucking up to Bloomie.

Sticking with Ed Asner.

Comment from sandman is roy batty
Time: September 5, 2014, 11:32 pm
I pick Henry Kissinger or Jesse Jackson. whichever is not taken.

I object… pick one or none….

Wilko Johnson. Love his positive attitude, but that spectre is a persistent bastard.

Is Whoopie Goldberg still alive? I would like it if she were not.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: September 6, 2014, 3:26 am

Comment from sandman is roy batty
Time: September 5, 2014, 11:32 pm

I pick Henry Kissinger or Jesse Jackson. whichever is not taken.

I object… pick one or none….

Well, from above:

“4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?”

& Kissinger is written first.

William Shatner

“Davem, I saw Tom Baker walking down the street last year. He’s a local.”

Very cool. As I said, I don’t wish him any ill will. He was my first Doctor as a kid (reruns on PBS). Now I have my kids hooked.

I need to make it across the pond, having been an anglophile for many years. I’d love to spend a few months wandering the UK and Ireland.

My, my, my – as is my usual wont, a bit late to the par-tay…howsomever, Some Veg having veered off to a try for the Dead-Dictator-Of-Da-Month entry – I’ll go with “the usual”, dat ol’ Insaney Janey Fonda…

Preferably by some highly-suitable and (simultaneously) horridly-painful means – maybe we could take up a wee collection, buy her a “Complimentary Golden-Gate Bungee Jump” ticket, then pay the vendor to – ahem!! – “lengthen the odds” (and the bungee) just a wee bit…ten or twelve yards should be sufficient…

Can you say “Golden Gate Shark Bait”? – I jes’ betcha can.

Thad Cochran, Sen Mississippi

Ginger Baker is still touring with his new album. I pick him, again.

Glen Campbell

Stephen Hawking

Butt Hole Obama.

Lordy, I go into electronic exile for a month only to return and find…. I Garnered some dickart!!! Extra pachyderm poop, Sweazy!
Oh, and Manuel Noriega, get your affairs in order.

I’m late to the pool, so I’ll go with June Foray, the voice of Rocky the Flying Squirrel.

Gwyneth Paltrow – possibly the most annoying human on planet earth

The ever so nasty and awful as her nasty and awful husband Jimmuh, Rosalynn Carter.

Charlotte Rae.

Okay then. How about Angus Scrimm aka the Tall Man from the Phantasm movies.

Jerry Lewis

Sierra Leone, sadly.

Al Molinaro

Joan Collins.

Don’t most people think that Carol Channing is ALREADY daid?

Ok, ok. In a rush. Didnt read most posts. I can feel good if either scumbag gets the dirtnap. Kissinger is slightly more worthy of contempt so fine. Hank it is.

But I still wish death on Jessay. I truly do.

And for the record, I usually take both Jessays, but Kissinger got typed first. Im happy either way.

After missing two rounds because I haven’t completed my collating, I’m jumping in regardless. I think I found another virgin pick: famed architect I. M. Pei.

(I really have to get the collating done. I need to find a deserving candidate for a change.)

BTW, did anyone but me notice that Round 65 was skipped?)

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: September 7, 2014, 7:35 am

BTW, did anyone but me notice that Round 65 was skipped?)

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Confirmed!

Meh. Math error. Stick with me and you’ll see plenty of ’em.

Round 65…when Death took a holiday…

Doris Day

Don Rickles

Maureen O’Hara. Not wishing her ill mind you…

Holy shit, Don Rickles is still alive?

Rich,
What do you have against I.M. Pei? I mean it’s not like he defaced one of the world’s greatest pieces of architecture with a modern glass pyramid that sticks out like a brown lump of digested organic material in an antique porcelain punch bowl or anything. No one could be that tasteless, right?

http://www.greatbuildings.com/cgi-bin/gbi.cgi/The_Louvre.html/cid_1129242294_louvre_01.html

Math error my butt. Skipping #65 was clearly just another opportunity for a trivia question.
What was the shortest Dead Pool?
What was the longest Dead Pool?
Who has won the most dicks?
Which regular player is Oceania’s obvious alter-ego?
Etc.

Holy shit, Don Rickles is still alive?

Gonna maybe need some sort of independent verification on that…

Perhaps a more pertinent question: If, in fact, he’s still alive (i.e., still breathing independently more-or-less, and simultaneously demonstrating some sort of detectible brain activity) – has anyone told him?…

“Holy shit, Don Rickles is still alive?”

He was on Seinfeld’s “Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee”

The Biebs, and not a moment too soon

John Glenn, the astronaut. (Every week, he’s a week closer to dying.)

Mikhail Gorbachev

Sen. John Dingell

Okay, going to the far left field .. Barney Frank! For the dick!
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Mew

Say goodbye, see ya later to S. Truett Cathy, founder of Chick-fil-A, deceased at age 93.

Way to go, cheshirelion – didn’t know if anyone was going to pick up on that “favorable-odds opportunity” or not…

Don’t count your Official Certificate and elephump-excrement-bits prematurely, of course – Senator John has had a few prior “close brushes”, and so he may yet be around for quite a spell.

Avenge me, boys! Avenge me!

Hell needs more anarcho-syndicalists: Avram Noam Chomsky

Michael Moore. Too fat and fugly to live.

Suze Orman

Because I’m a terrible person and she is Satan’s investment advisor.

Ramsey Clark, my old sentimental pick. White-hot hatred is a sentiment, right?

In passing, my client is a major oil company. The wifi on their rigs warns me sweasel’s site is possible social networking and maybe wardrobe malfunctions.
Have you been a bad, bad weasel? Damn. I always miss the good stuff.

Richard Kiel, ‘Jaws’ has bit the biscuit…
http://tinyurl.com/kl5pq8y

RIP Richard Kiel. You’ll always be Eegah! to me (watch out for snakes).

Lynne Stewart has long overstayed her welcome.

I nominate former Philippines President and current Mayor of Manila Joseph Estrada, because – even though he lifted the Manila truck ban today – he has made my life a living hell for the past week.

Friggin’ maroons – all of them – ALL politicians. No clue what real people with real lives have to go through because of their idiot laws and regulations.

BTW: S. Weasel – if you’ve been wondering what I’ve been doing lately… I’m running a factory in Cavite that makes LED Latern Parols (Filipino Christmas Lights). Cool stuff, lots of blinky lights and really bad Christmas music. Been having fun and it’s nice that the owner doesn’t mind having a half-crazed gimp running the joint *grin*

God, how I love blinky lights.

Which is why I am so *pissed* at Estrada right now. We were supposed to ship on Friday, but no containers available. Hundreds, if not thousands, of trucks have been lined up on the highways, trying to get into the Manila port. Absolutely insane.

Hopefully we get a container sometime early next week and I can get the factory emptied.

I know you just started working again. I hope you are enjoying it, just as I am *smile*

George Soros. I can’t believe I was so fickle not stick with my pick Richard Attenborough for a few more rounds. Oh well I hope my luck improves with Georgie – the current and future hedgefund advisor to the devil.

Gerard Depardieu – according the the Daily Mail he consumes more than a dozen bottles of wine daily.

Don Pardo, voice talent extraordinaire passed last month. Sadly performers behind the camera never get the recognition alive or dead. 39 years as the voice of Saturday Night Live!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Pardo

@Mojo re Seinfeld’s Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Yes!!

You gotta check it out Weaz…some really funny stuff…even the ratbags will make you LOL.

Willie Nelson.

I’ve been waiting for someone to go into a coma or be declared brain dead, but I can wait no longer. Willie will die in his sleep with a smile on his face at the beckoning of the Outlaws.

It was just a matter of time before Hollywood ripped you off S. Weasel…. http://tinyurl.com/q27wofg

Former Ohio congressman James Traficant dies at 73 as result of injuries from tractor accident, family confirms….

Kim Jong Un

Haitian ex-dictator Jean-Claude Duvalier dies of heart attack, attorney says – @AP

Alan Greenspan FTMFW!

Is Thomas Duncan a celeb? I call him.

Bob Schieffer

Stephen Collins

RIP Jan Hooks, 57.

https://tv.yahoo.com/blogs/tv-news/-snl–veteran-jan-hooks-dies-at-57–report-215043369.html

Boy, with that little Ebola bug going ’round you’d think we have a few celebrity deaths by now…

Hey, Did Homer win round 69 with Thomas Duncan????

Who on earth is Thomas Duncan?

Ohhhhh…the ebola guy!

Yep, Homer was well within time. I’m calling it!

Finally! From September 5 until today is a long time to wait for some Dick, virtual though it may be!