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I’ll bet you added “stoataphone,” too …. 🙂

Got to get up pret-ty early in the morning to sneak one by YOU, Felix.

Seriously, is everyone finding the news and the blogs as boring as I am lately? It’s like nobody’s on their game.

Even my office was deserted today. I suppose a lot of people are taking the week off. Some school districts start back as early as next week, I was told.

If it’s ringing at 3am, I wonder who will be picking it up?

The Stoataphone? Why Badgman, of course.

In my defense, I have been drinking.

And taking Bendaryl.

I still have an hour at work. I wish I was drinking!! GRR

I tried to phone it in but I got a busy signal.

It’s not just you, your Weaselship… I keep finishing teh innernets and eyeing the two big blocky things in the corner of the room. One is the untouched pile of dusty books, the other the unloved television.

Really not sure about this interweb addiction…

I can’t believe an idiot empty talking head on the tv last night said something about the presidential race heating up. Jesus, we’ve been running this fucking torture marathon for 4 yrs. It can’t possibly heat up b/c we’re all exhausted.

The only remotely political blog I check right now is GCP.

I’m exhausted with the political stuff. And yeah, the tubes are dead. There’s a flicker of life about every other week or so, but it has been slow for months.

In Britland doesn’t the phone go “brring, brring?” Might need to recalibrate 🙂

Just as the Internetwebs are dying, WickedPinto returns.

I’d make certain allusions, but I don’t want to be struck dead for blasphemy.

I’m not gonna raise a fuss

I’m not gonna raise a holler

about a postin’ stuff all summer
just to try to earn a dollar

ev’ry time I call my Badger

to try to get a hot date

my Boss says
“No dice, Weasel,you gotta work late”
.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m a gonna do

but there ain’t no bloggin’ during the Summertime Blues.

A well Ol’ Mother Nature told me

You go walkin in the woods – You’ll get poison ivy and be itchy all day Sunday.

So Monday
I didn’t go to work
told the Boss I was sick
God says you can’t surf the net,’cause you didn’t work a lick.

(I’m gonna) take two weeks
gonna have a fine vacation
I’m gonna take my problem
to the United Nations !
Well
I called up OBama
but he said, quote
“I’d like to help you, Weasel, but Weasels don’t vote”
.

Sometimes I wonder what I’m a gonna do

but there ain’t no bloggin during the Summertime Blues.

I found that very same kind of phone in my Shed of the Mysteries. It will make a very handy weapon in the event of zombie attack, since it weighs about 10 pounds and appears designed to be airdropped without benefit of parachute. Even a zombie would chip a tooth on its bakelite glory.

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps’ll make you lumpy
And chicken pox’ll make you jump and twitch;
A common cold’ll fool ya
And whoopin’ cough can cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord’ll make ya itch!

Heh.

I contribute to a political blog, and what do I mainly write about? Food and photos.

Recently overheard at the Rager Employment Emporium:

Dumbass Old Democrat: So what do you think of latest on the election?

Randy Rager: Hang ’em all!

I love leaving that old fart speechless.

I’ve been running around gettin’ the kids ready for school. Last minute crap shopping and packing tonight. Hefty’s tomorrow morning for everything else. Driving the bean spawn to his dorm tomorrow.
I am too busy to pay attention to the tears building in the back of my head right now. I’ll miss my sofa sloth.

Weasel, knock off combining the booze and benadryl

Nicked from one of the sites..

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OK I freely admit I make fun of da Brits. Woohoo the dude that taught me Operations Research.

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~math/faculty/alans.html

Feel better, Weas. Calimine lotion may help, no?

Also, the less said about the election, the better!

Hi. I found you through … I forget who. Anyway, I agree that the blogs are dull these days and I made the mistake last night of turning on the Olympics only it wasn’t the real channel it was some “extra coverage” channel and they were showing handball. Then it turned out handball wasn’t at all what I thought it was, but it was still boring so I turned it off.

“In my defense, I have been drinking. And taking Bendaryl.”

Who are Ben and Daryl and where did you take them?

🙂

dogette, you were watching handball and found her Ladyship Sweasel? That sounds like an interesting journey. Then again watching weasels play handball would be quite the show.

Hello, dogette…oh, twonervousdogs. I’ve seen your paw prints in my logs. Wasn’t that a cartoon on the Cartoon Network or summat? I haven’t turned on my TV in about 3 years.

Do you know, that’s actually true? I’m not one of those “I never watch TV” jerks, either. It’s just…I can’t read with the TV going, so I found myself muting it all the time while I piddled around the web. Until eventually I just left it there yammering away mute. Finally, I came back from Christmas with Badger one year and just…never turned it on again.

I was having fun watching TV on hulu.com though. Except my laptop started booting directly into the BSOD a few days ago, and I’ve been too itchy and languid to try to diagnose it.

Anyhow, I’m sure it’s a busted hard drive. It’s been fizzing and clanking from the moment I bought it (used). Uncle B bought me a new HD for Christmas a couple of years ago. I popped it in, loaded up my OEM version of Windows…and got a message from Bill Gates telling me my copy of Windows had been loaded too many times.

So then I got pissed off and decided to switch to Linux. I like Linux, but I can never get everything to work. So I promised myself if I could get it to a)connect to the wifi and b) play DVD’s and leave it on Linux.

So what do you think are the two things I couldn’t get it to do?

Then I put the shitty, dying hard drive back in the machine and used the new one as an external drive.

Why did I just type all that?

Because you love us and you want us to be happy.

Oh…no….wait – that’s something else.

Slow day at the Weasel works?

Though we might think it’s slow on the internet. Roseanne Barr’s blog provides an insight into the phrase “stone cold crazy.”

It’s fun, check it out.

http://www.roseanneworld.com/blog/

One I enjoyed: “bit cuticle it’s infected… must get drunk.”

Slower than MO-lasses in January… Had this really nifty spike a few days ago then [phut!] nada, nothing, zip, zero, and zilch to get excited about.

Saw the post but I’s too tired to read through the comments (how sad is that, eh?). Let’s pretend like I did and then I can say what I wanted to say: “Hi y’all!”

[…] S. Weasel You get the feeling everybody in the blogosphere is just phoning it in lately? Me, too. I mean me, I get that feeling, but also me, I’m phoning it in. […]

Ring, ring. I am actually reading this post and commenting on it from my smart phone (as opposed to all the other dumb phones).