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Let the cock jokes commence


I got a bit jammed up tonight, so here’s a lady shopping at Home Depot with her rooster. As you do.

I belong to a Facebook group called “Crazy House Chicken Lady and Friends” — and, yes, it’s about people who keep pet chooks in the house. And you thought I was nuts about chikkens.

Although, you know, my favorite chicken turns seven this year. If she starts to look doddery…


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: March 9, 2017, 11:01 pm

I use to think it was weird to have a pet chicken. Now, it makes perfect sense. 🙂

This guy has just started tweeting but he has posted some very interesting photos of “ecclesiology, architecture and nature.”


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: March 9, 2017, 11:26 pm

Chicken poop. Chicken poop everywhere.

Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: March 10, 2017, 2:10 am

My old bohemian neighbor had several pet hens but only Miss Purty got to sleep in the house. The house was marginally better than the coop.

Comment from Bob B
Time: March 10, 2017, 3:29 am

“Let the cock jokes commence.”
Well, since you asked. Amazon is currently having a half-off sale on a chicken recipe book called, I kid you not, 69 Proven Methods to Eat Cock. From what I can see of the preview, it’s stuffed full of cock jokes.
Indulge yourself: https://www.amazon.com/69-Proven-Methods-Eat-Cock-ebook/dp/B01NCZTXDA/

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: March 10, 2017, 4:13 am

Bob, but does the book mention all the unsuccessful methods of eating cock? I mean, what if one wanted to experiment with their cock-gobbling? I suppose one would be better off getting the Kamachookra. Dang, that word is quite a mouthful, innit?

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: March 10, 2017, 11:36 am


Comment from Ric Fan
Time: March 10, 2017, 6:40 pm

Has anyone ever seen a chicken penis? Are stoaty’s paintings anatomically correct?

Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: March 10, 2017, 11:27 pm

69 Proven Methods to Eat Cock

One could always add Cock Flavored Soup Mix…

Comment from Davem123
Time: March 13, 2017, 7:03 pm

And then there’s the ladies who knit sweaters for chickens:


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