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Heh – sure we can, because fuzzy anthropomorphic meat eating animals were actually designed to eat 2 veg without a side of meat, rather than a main of meat with no sides.
It’s just bad habits they’ve fallen into over time you see, and bad companions.
If only we’d train them!

While we’re at it, we can learn to play the flute, build box girder bridges, and reconcile the countries in the Middle East, all in 40 minutes, with 2 commercial breaks and an intro, wrap up, and preview of next week’s show on “How to do it”.

As opposed to reality, which is that life and death struggles are going on all around us all day long all over the planet.

Ah, r/K theory in action

“…if we started early enough, we could teach foxes to be vegetarians…”

Um…by “…started early enough…” – I’d take it she envisioned starting – ’bout – 5 or 6 centuries back…using electroshock-aversion therapy techniques, or some such, yes?…(gotta wonder, of course, just what sort of veggies she had in mind would be an eventual “turn-on” for ol’ Reynard…)

As to the pictured event(s): I do realize that runnybabbits have a bit of a tendency towards passivity, but – that does seem rather…extreme-ish.

How allegorical!
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Rabbit = France
Weasel = muzzie invaders.
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Non-muzzie population in France, 2011 = 62.3 million (est)
Muzzie population in France, 2011 = 7.7 (estimated)
The true numbers are being hidden; situation much worse.
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UK has an estimated muzzie population, in 2011, of 4.4% or 2,786,635 of the total population. Do you believe it?
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Regardez, s’il vous plaît:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3MzHHAWMAMbsad.jpg

Hard to say. They self-segregate. So there are, like, NONE down here in Whitemanistan, but there are towns that approach 100%.

Everybody take a deep breath…
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COMEY FIRED
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Bye-bye, Jim… get a good lawyer

Maybe Uncle B should sleep with one eye open?

Wow, there really is a reason they call folks “dumb bunnies”!

Guess that rabbit never read Watership Down.

I saw some figures of the population of muslim vs non-muslim in smaller cities in the UK. The most startling thing was the number of muslim children compared to non-muslim. It was 5-10 to one.

So, Weasels Ripped My Flesh is more than a catchy album title, huh?

Perhaps the bunny doesn’t fully grasp the danger of the smaller stoat? Looks like the stoat said “kem here I got a secret to tells youz”.

I can tell you the bunnies in my yard really fight my hound when she grabs them – tho they always lose sad to say.

Vegan who raised her 12 cats on vegan diet is happy to report the survivor is doing just fine . . .

One of my favorite quotes:

“And the lion shall lay down with the lamb works out fine, as long as you remember to keep adding fresh lambs”

The Stoat sez:
I Can Haz Congress!

“Mr Kearley, who has been picturing wildlife for ten years, said: ‘I was out on a walk with my other half and the dog.”

I originally speed-read that as “was out walking with the other half of my dog.”

The stoat got your DOG, too?

Slow down, Felix.

A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!

PS Happy Birthday Fest, Stoaty.

One thing I can agree with is that carnivores eating meat is a social costruct just as much as gender.

I’m amused by the dog food ads touting the veggie content, with pictures of peas and grain and so forth. Pretty much the only veggies a wild dog would get is in the wabbit’s stomach.

And yes, Happy birfmonth, Stoaty.

I’d like to know how dogs even taste anything. You know, when you give them a piece of meat they woof it down so fast I doubt it touches their tongue.

Hey! I eat like that, Ric Fan 😉

Now perhaps you lot will have some sympathy with a poor badger when he goes for a walk in the park with Her Stoatliness… Quite embarrassing it can be. ‘Sorry about the dead rabbits, Mr Park Keeper…’

@Ric Fan – ours are able to taste, and discard, pills buried in almost anything.

As a rule though I don’t think their sense of taste is that great, we’ve had to put the cat box behind barriers because they raid it for the buried ‘snacks’.
Son #2 referred to one of them as “Quincy poo tongue”.

And happy birthday again Lady S.
Mrs Durnedyankee had hers 2 days ago.

Comment from Drew458
Time: May 9, 2017, 11:03 pm
Wow, there really is a reason they call folks “dumb bunnies”!

Guess that rabbit never read Watership Down.
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General Woundwort to his soldier rabbits, as a stoat approaches: “Stoats aren’t dangerous. Come — AAARGGH!!! ACK!!! AIEEEE!!! (gurgle gurgle)”

Capt. Holly: “Oh, well. Guess that’s how it goes. Back to Efrafa. Lettuce for everyone!”

Oh, and as for “starting early enough” to turn foxes into vegetarians, we’d need to hop into the DeLorean and head back a few million years.

And speaking of dumb bunnies – The Comey-larity commences.

Prepare to be amazed at the number of people completely unclear on how the US government works as they gather and keen their cry “IMPEACHMENT!!!!” which will echo through the rabbit warrens of coastal America.

Ric Fan, I once had a dog that liked green olives but not pimentos. Toss her an olive and she’d work her mouth a bit with a thoughtful expression, spit out the pimento and munch happily away.

Same dog would eat unshelled peanuts. Toss her one, she’d carefully masticate, then – “ptui!” – spit out the shell and chew the peanuts.

durnedyankee, they’ll be the same sooper smirt ones who, after the election, tweeted their cunning schemes.

Which were generally along the lines of:

1) Impeach Trump
2) Repeat election with Hillary vs. Pence
3) President Hillary!

@Steve –
I don’t think they see the need for step #2 –

it’s clear a lot of them think it’s more like deciding the 1st place runner in a race cheated and the race officials will take away the medal and award it to the 2nd place runner.

Steve Skubinna — But could your dog knot a cherry stem in her mouth?

OldFert, it would not have surprised me.

But she left us years before Twin Peaks. And she was too demure… more of a Donna Hayward type.