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Nah. Probably not.


Y’all know it’s not going to be like this, right? They’re going to break our hearts. They always do.

They’re going to release the memo, and it’s going to be a big, fluffy nothingburger and fries and all the cool kids will laugh at us. Again.

Please, events — prove me wrong!


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 30, 2018, 9:48 pm

Now now, don’t fret!

It will look like this:

Jan 30, 2018

Severe frowny faces should be made at all of the parties named above and finger pointing and more frowny faces should follow.

Yours sincerely
Republican Congresscritter committee members

Comment from Bob
Time: January 30, 2018, 10:35 pm

Picture reminds me of an old Moses joke:
Moses to Aaron – I have good news and bad news.
Aaron – Wha’t the good new?
Moses – I talked Him down from 15 commandments to only 10.
Aaron – What’s the bad news?
Moses – Adultery is stil in.

Comment from AliceH
Time: January 30, 2018, 10:56 pm

Haha joke’s on them; I don’t care anymore.

Comment from p2
Time: January 30, 2018, 11:06 pm

standard elected criminal answer to super special double top secret counsel: don’t blame me…i never got the memo.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: January 30, 2018, 11:12 pm

Releasing the Nunes memo is just one step in a long sequence of planned events. Next is getting the underlying documents on which the memo was based unclassified. That should be a biggie.

For those following this whole mess via normal news channels, I recommend visiting The Last Refuge, a/k/a The Conservative Treehouse. The articles written by “sundance” contain some of the best information and analysis available.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: January 30, 2018, 11:19 pm

That’s the problem with stuff like this: the dragon is never as big as his shadow.

Or, as my Italian buddy Horace always liked to say –

“Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.“

Comment from Can’t Hark My Cry
Time: January 31, 2018, 12:01 am

OT, I know, but–have you and Uncle Badger seen this possible alternative to your current hen house?

Comment from Monty James
Time: January 31, 2018, 12:40 am

Christopher Wray, the Director of the FBI, was threatening to resign if the memo was released last week. This week he booted McCabe, the Deputy Director, after reading the memo on Sunday. After the Intelligence Committee memo comes the IG report. That’s expected to contain evidence that McCabe tried to get agents to alter Form 302’s, the only records kept of interrogation, which is basically falsifying evidence. McCabe is not the only FBI brass that’s going to be involved in this.

Send lawyers, guns, and money, the shit has hit the fan.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 31, 2018, 2:09 am

Agree with Uncle Al. Declassify the supporting docs, not just give us the cribsheet somebody wrote on a napkin. And don’t give me “national security”; WikiLeaks probably already has the source docs, and you know the Russians, Iranians, and Chinese got them off of Hillary’s bathroom server … after making an appropriate donation (through shadow intermediaries) to a certain foundation.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 31, 2018, 8:35 am

That’s cute, Can’t Hark, but are you kidding me? My chickens won’t leave the hutch if there’s a cabbage in the run. The chances of them voluntarily climbing into something with flashing lights all around it: nil.

Most neurotic chickens ever, my current flock.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 31, 2018, 4:59 pm

@Monty James
Excellent, a Warren Zevon reference.

If I may….

“I was working for the Clintons
Down at the FBI
We got a FISA warrant
by making up some lies

I was gambling on her winning
I took a little risk
Send lawyers guns and money
Mueller get me out of this!

I’m the consummate Progressive
didn’t think I would stuck
tapping Trump before the election
Now I’m sh*t out of luck
Now I’m sh*t out of luck
Now I’m sh*t out of luck

And the b*tch who I was helping
won’t even take my calls
Send lawyers guns and money
now they’ve got me by the b*lls.

Send lawyers, guns and money

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 31, 2018, 5:06 pm

Get…didn’t think I would GET stuck.


Comment from technochitlin
Time: January 31, 2018, 5:40 pm

So… Guns and muscle and jungle work?

Comment from peacelovewoodstock
Time: January 31, 2018, 6:07 pm

Breaking!!! Contents of memo leaked … it says …. “drink your Ovaltine”

Comment from Drew458
Time: January 31, 2018, 6:21 pm

P-L-W – that’s a classic!! For us old folks anyway.

Comment from BJM
Time: January 31, 2018, 8:22 pm

Trey Gowdy announced he isn’t standing for re-election in 2018. Will he be appointed to the DOJ?

Comment from p2
Time: February 1, 2018, 12:09 am

just send the guns & money….lawyers are just additional targets

Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: February 2, 2018, 12:13 am

Matter of fact, just send the guns; if we do it right, the money will come along…oh, and ammo – lots an’ lots of ammo…

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: February 2, 2018, 12:19 am

You really can never have too much ammo, unless you’re trying to carry it all around.

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