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Herman Wouk. The Estate could use some wisdom.

Kirk Douglas

Nellie Ohr

Both of the Ohrs are major threats to a powerful cabal of Deep State seditionists: Bruce, formerly the highest ranking non-political-appointee DOJ official, was the inside man, and his wife Nellie was the bridge between pro-HRC / anti-DJT opposition researchers with illicit access to NSA databases. I figure “they” have Bruce under semi-control, but Nellie is the wild card. Her days (hours?) are numbered: I expect to hear she had a heart attack, stroke, or auto crash any day now. Or maybe she’ll commit Arkancide.

Roberta McCain

Olivia deHavilland (or however you spell it).

Ruth (BadJudge) Ginsberg.

Come on Ruthie! I know you can do it!

Burt Reynolds. But not because he deserves it.

Sticking with Jimma Carter this round.

Norman Lloyd

George H. W. Bush…. it’s time!

Betty White

Nancy Pelosi. She can’t keep pretending to have a functional brain much longer. One of these mornings she’s going to forget to wake up.

Joanne Woodward

Tim Conway

William Shatner

Henry Kissinger

For this round of the Dead Pool, I again choose Leslie Philips. The voice of the Sorting Hat in the Harry Potter films.

Chuck Yeager.
Arizona is finally rid of that pompous asshat. Huzzah!

Ron Popiel, last of the traveling medicine show men

Desmond Tutu

Harry Belafonte

After discussing Hillary Clinton’s appearance at Aretha Franklin’s memorial service…..

My wife said, “Why don’t you take Hillary in the Death Pool?”

Why not, indeed.

Hillary Clinton, FTW!

Should I go with Bill Clinton? Heck, why not. Bill, it’s time!

Picking a centenarian this time: William Coors, former president of the world’s most overrated brewer (at one time).

Bob Dole

Might as well keep it in the family, and since weaselwannabe has already taken momma, then I’ll pick the wife … the EX-wife:

Carol (Shepp) McCain

The first wife of John McCain, now aged 80, who was severely injured and crippled in a car accident during his captivity and that he subsequently cheated on and divorced after his release – for the younger, healther Cindy McCain. I think she will pass just so she can torment the bastard for the rest of eternity.

Former Pope Benedict

I wuz robbe!!!!1!! Or maybe not. My favorie pick is Miriam Moskowitz. And due to her age, I am always googling her.
Today a wiki entry has her deat as 2/14/2018. The only other source for this is find a grave which jus says she was crmated and ahes given to friend. She’s too notourious and a commie for the NYT not to have an obit. Will keep searching…

doris day again…

Dame Vera Lynn

@Timothy S. Carlson – Younger, healthier, and feeeelthy reeeech!

Yoko Ono ‘Take Me to the Land of Hell’ (2013 solo album).
Well, it’s been 5 yrs – scream one last time and go there.

Prince consort Phillip Wassizname

Stevie Wonder. Given some of his recent comments, there must have been a few too many syphilitic whores in the entourage.

Robert Mugabe

That beloved monarch Queen Elizabeth II – Charles is tired of waiting.

Dancer, actress Marge Champion

Let’s shake things up.

Vladimir Putin.

Dianne Feinstein, the oldest and second richest US Senator.

Well…since my only real, top-end druthers is already tooken (taked?…chosed?…druthered?…what-evah!…) – I’ll stick with My Usual, an’ hope for that ol’ Cable-Car Named Destiny to Come On Down!…c’mon, (not-so-)dear ol’ Insaney-Janey Fonda (of whom we couldn’t possibly be less Fond – O’, of course!)- jes’ step raht on out there, an’ meet that hurtling-downhill Juggernaut Of Death…head-to-head, so to speak…what – I asks ya – could even possibly be wrong with that?

(Ackshully, I’m kinda-secretly rootin’ for DurnedYankee‘s ship to come in – thus giving us all a Two-Fer: 1) A truly-obnoxious and thoroughly-toxic Ruthie Bad-News Ginzberg goes room-temperature, and out of everyone’s lives, and 2) The Donald gets yet another SCOTUS vacancy to fill with another appropriately-chosen conservative “traditionalist” Justice…Oh, frabjous joy!)

Geez I totes forgot…I’ll go with another Potter alum Michael Gambon who may be burning the candle at both ends.

Jesse Jackson. He was looking a bit out of it at the funeral for Miss Aretha.

Madeleine Albright

Will Wheaton

Do you get some kind Tudor Rose Wax Seal if you call the method of demise because Will is definitely going to get shanked by a pack of furries.

Mel Brooks, for the yuks.

Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma, president of South Africa. Death to tyrants!

carol channing

Louis Farrakhan. Another anti-Semite at Aretha’s funeral front and center. He is 85 so maybe.

Clive James

Looks like MrsDurnedYankee takes the dick.

RIP Burt Reynolds, 1936 – 2018.

Thanks, Burt, for all the grins over all the years. I always enjoyed and appreciated your good-natured contributions to entertainment. RIP

Let me tell you when I told her she’d won the dick she wasn’t quite as excited as I would have been.

Remind her of the fossilized pooh.

A real conversation ice breaker over at Chez Mega

How I remember watching that good looking Burt on tv shows in the 60s. Yes I’m that old.

Congrats, MrsDurnedYankee!

I came here to make my overly later attempt, only to find MrsDurnedYankee has already completed the task. Well done ma’am, and I shall endeavour to do as well.

George Soros

(Plleeeeeeeeeeeeease go!)

(Shocked that he wasn’t already picked. Or does everybody but me know that he’s really an evil robot?)