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Dead Pool Round 128: Inktober edition

Huh. Well. Platypuss takes dick with Ginger Baker.

I’d been too sunk in my own misery to notice. And no – on reflection, I don’t believe you can pick me in the Dead Pool. You’d have to make your own dick.

Ready?

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.

Comments


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:01 pm

“I’ll take feisty pancreatic cancer patients for $1,000, Alex.”

I’m picking Alex Trebek, although Hunter Biden appears to be ripe for the Reaper.

 


Comment from LesterIII
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:01 pm

Norman Lloyd

 


Comment from RushBabe
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:01 pm

Roberta McCain

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:02 pm

Olivia de Havilland

 


Comment from catnip
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:25 pm

Barbara Walters

 


Comment from Hutch
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:41 pm

Eddie Van Halen

 


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: October 11, 2019, 6:54 pm

Richard Wayne “Dick” Van Dyke, FTD!
~
That liver and those kidneys have GOT to be tired by now!

 


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: October 11, 2019, 7:05 pm

How about semi-comatose (since a 2013 stroke), ex- (since April 2019) President of Algeria Abdelaziz Bouteflika ?

(I have two more nifty picks queued up, but Bouteflika is too unhealthy to neglect. And yes, those years are correct.)

 


Comment from RimrockR
Time: October 11, 2019, 7:33 pm

Chuck Yeager

 


Comment from unkawill
Time: October 11, 2019, 8:03 pm

The Notorious RBG Ginsberg baby Come on Down. We have an Express Elevator to Hell, and we are holding the door.

 


Comment from JC
Time: October 11, 2019, 8:13 pm

Paul Ehrlich has to go sooner or later, doesn’t he?

 


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: October 11, 2019, 8:59 pm

I am going with Jimmah Carter again.

Lovely skeleton hand by the way.

 


Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: October 11, 2019, 9:10 pm

Kirk Douglas

 


Comment from gromulin
Time: October 11, 2019, 9:18 pm

Dame Vera Lynn

 


Comment from BJM
Time: October 11, 2019, 9:21 pm

One of my fav lecherous smoothies; Leslie Philips

 


Comment from Brother Cavil, just so
Time: October 11, 2019, 9:31 pm

Sheppard Smith, newly-former Fox News panicmonger.

 


Comment from p2
Time: October 11, 2019, 9:40 pm

Henry Kissinger. C’mon, Hank, all your buddies are waiting for you….

 


Comment from Ben
Time: October 11, 2019, 9:45 pm

William Shatner

 


Comment from Spad13
Time: October 11, 2019, 10:33 pm

Bob Barker

 


Comment from Armybrat
Time: October 11, 2019, 10:44 pm

Desmond Tutu

 


Comment from John Morris
Time: October 11, 2019, 10:50 pm

Bill is looking kinda puny lately and Hillary is going to need a boost when she jumps into the race, a State Funeral would be just the ticket. So Bill Clinton is due.

 


Comment from ea in ga
Time: October 11, 2019, 10:58 pm

Bob Dole

 


Comment from currently
Time: October 11, 2019, 11:09 pm

Nancy Sinatra

 


Comment from PatAZ
Time: October 12, 2019, 12:01 am

Rep Al Green from Texas. He’s been calling for DJT’s impeachment since he was elected. Hopefully meanness will take him.

 


Comment from Davem123
Time: October 12, 2019, 12:28 am

Bernie Sanders. A massive heart attack while calling on the workers of the world to unite. I want to see the look in his eyes just before he drops.

 


Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: October 12, 2019, 12:38 am

Mixing it up yet again and picking John Carpenter, director and musician.

 


Comment from Crowndot
Time: October 12, 2019, 1:42 am

Patrick J. Buchanan

 


Comment from spunkus
Time: October 12, 2019, 2:48 am

Julie Andrews.

 


Comment from dissent555
Time: October 12, 2019, 3:00 am

Yeah, yeah.

James D. Watson. Biologist.

I’m a glutton for punishment.

 


Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: October 12, 2019, 7:35 am

Prince Phillip

 


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: October 12, 2019, 12:37 pm

What, no Hillary Clinton?

Anyone who scores with Hillary should win at least 2 dicks.

So, I’ma take Hillary for the win.

 


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: October 12, 2019, 12:49 pm

Kieth Richards.

 


Comment from Frotto
Time: October 12, 2019, 2:18 pm

Ozzy Osborne. too many rockers are dropping like flies.

 


Comment from platypuss
Time: October 12, 2019, 2:23 pm

June Lockhart gets Lost in Space with Lassie at the Junction…Petticoat Junction!
I’m on a roll.

 


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: October 12, 2019, 6:34 pm

Robert Blake

 


Comment from Teej
Time: October 12, 2019, 11:30 pm

Prince Charles

 


Comment from RD
Time: October 13, 2019, 3:11 pm

Am I the only geek engineer who wants to point out that “you’ve got one too many bones in those phalanges.”

 


Comment from God’s middle finger
Time: October 13, 2019, 4:40 pm

For more gasoline on the dumpster fire that is utopian Los Angeles, Tom Lasorda – followed by dozens of Dodger fans off suicide bridge in Pasadena

 


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 14, 2019, 2:38 am

@RD – And one missing phalanx.

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: October 15, 2019, 12:58 am

How did we all miss this one….https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/scotty-bowers-male-madame-to-the-stars-dead

 


Comment from J. S. Bridges
Time: October 15, 2019, 6:15 am

Although – st this point – muh heart just ain’t all-that-much in it – I’ll still name My Olde Stand-By, Insaney Red-Diaper Janey Fonda, just to avoid any least possibility thst she might actually somehow kick the bucket, and I (mostly thru utter boredom) lose out due to neglectful boredom and ennui having made me temporarily too careless…

(Actually, I’d as soon see unkawill take the flag this time ’round, with Notorious RBG going down…a sort of Early Xmas Gift?…y’know??)

 


Comment from Deb\\\’s Tablet
Time: October 17, 2019, 12:46 am

Raul Castro

 


Comment from apearce2000@yahoo.com
Time: October 17, 2019, 12:20 pm

I won’t violate Rule 0 and put in Maryland Congressman Elijah Cummings, but the not-so-old reprobate passed on early this morning. I’m sure it’s Trump’s fault, like everything else.

 


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: October 17, 2019, 10:12 pm

San Fran Nan Pelosi

 


Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: October 17, 2019, 10:47 pm

Ed Buck

 


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: October 18, 2019, 7:31 pm

Bill Macy, Maude‘s husband, has passed away at age 97.

Unfortunately dickless.

https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/bill-macy-dead-dies-maude-1203375266/

 


Comment from RushBabe
Time: October 19, 2019, 4:04 pm

Ima just leave this here for unkawill…

http://bit.ly/2J6gaoR

 


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: October 22, 2019, 11:58 am

Is Some Vegetable gonna win? Seems that Jimmah Carter has been hospitalized after a fall in his home.

People his age have a lousy track record after falls. I’ve seen it far too many times.

Good luck, SV!

 


Comment from drew458
Time: October 22, 2019, 12:27 pm

I had the same thought Tim. Carter is 95, and has fallen twice recently, hard enough to make the news. This time it’s a pelvic fracture.

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: October 27, 2019, 8:41 pm

Paul Barrere , Little Feat guitarist and singer, dead at 71
He was one of the good ones. RIP

https://pitchfork.com/news/little-feats-paul-barrere-dead-at-71/

 


Comment from thefritz
Time: October 27, 2019, 9:22 pm

Nobody had John Conyers…
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/john-conyers-dead-michigan-congressman-black-caucus

 


Comment from currently
Time: October 28, 2019, 11:50 pm

Man, I can’t believe you said something this stupid:

Nobody had Kay Hagan (D-NC) who defeated Lizzy Dole in 2008 senate election. She be dead at 66 years old.

Leftists are falling like dominoes lately.

 


Comment from RushBabe
Time: October 30, 2019, 4:25 pm

John Witherspoon, Ice Cube’s dad in the “Friday” movies, dead at 77.

https://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Friday-actor-comedian-John-Witherspoon-dies-at-14573307.php

 


Comment from RushBabe
Time: November 4, 2019, 2:51 am

Jimmy Carter “at ease with dying.”

Take note, Some Vegetable.

https://www.yahoo.com/gma/president-jimmy-carter-says-prayed-peace-death-during-172300949–abc-news-topstories.html

 


Comment from Steve
Time: November 9, 2019, 9:00 pm

Joseph Misfud (did not kill himself).

 


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: November 11, 2019, 12:09 pm

yet

 


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: November 12, 2019, 2:20 am

More good news for Some Vegetable. Jimmy Carter didn’t kill himself … yet.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-people-jimmy-carter/former-u-s-president-carter-hospitalized-in-atlanta-for-bleeding-on-the-brain-idUSKBN1XM05P

 

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