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I think it’s important that we immediately provide the requested goods, air-dropped frozen, from 20,000 feet, in 55-gallon drums.

Be careful out there Weasy. The Dutch are culling all their mustelids. And where the Netherlands leads, the UK follows?

Too bad minks ferrets and other weasels can’t take kitteh medicine, which may cure this damn virus. Or maybe nobody has tried it. Nah, go straight to the human trials instead.

RE: Seattle. Mwaahahahahaaa!! Suckers!!

Let them starve. Or grow their own organic non-GMO noms right there. What a foolish bunch of children.

Buwahahahahahah!

Asshats.

Speaking of meat substitutes…haz you seen the price of beef this week? Yikes! Prices doubled last Friday. Abattoirs are closed due to COVID-19.

The deli manager told me that they can’t fill their orders for ham or pork based deli meats.

If you like bacon, stock up.

And when it’s over, they will have learned NOTHING.

I saw it on the internet, someone posted that this was the fastest ever that the dirty commies have gone from revolution to starvation.

They’ve gotten even stupider since Occupy Wall Street.

Evidently beggars CAN be choosers.

Jamming of cell signals in a mile radius will do the trick -those soy boys will scurry back to their parents basements.

The Warlord of Seattle will get the supply lines up and running soon.

anarchomastia

I get the “anarcho” part but what’s the “mastia” part?

Eating? Chewing? An ancient settlement in the Cartagena region of Spain?

Anyway, I feel really bad for any citizen unwillingly trapped in the Shitty of Sheattle while these mindless drones hurtle headlong into oblivion.

Prepare for the worst. Hope for the best.

I think we should drop turkeys from helicopters to the poor, hungry a-holes, a’la WKRP in Cincinati.

But they should be _frozen_ turkeys. Big ones. And laser-guided …

@ExpressoBold – The “mast” is from the Greek µαστ-ός, meaning breast. Evidently he/she/it believes not only in no govt, but especially no govt with tits.

And just remember, @anarchomastia, that when the time comes for cannibalism, fat people are easier to catch and have higher caloric content.

I give them until Monday at the latest before they start eating their own. They’ll probably start with the fruits which they specifically asked for.

Hey, you might as well be entertained my fellow Americans.

When they’re done with their ‘6 year old’ performance spectacle, they’ll be passing around ‘le addition’ so we can repair the damage they’ve done to Shitattle.
Pork pies will be delivered along with the ‘relief’ funding to benefit the asshats that sponsored, through their failure to do their jobs, this little vignette in the first place.

(Look at all them Frenchy words I done used!)

I looked up the area, and it’s well within walking distance from my High School. It’s also one of the *least* downtrodden areas in town (that would be Rainier Valley). Ferrari of Seattle is just outside the zone.

Interesting how Calexit was unheard of a year or two ago, but now it’s likely Washexit will get there first.

I’m sure California is so jealous right now about being insufficiently revolutionary.

Who’s next? Minnesota?

They’re now saying the tweet was a fake, but not everyone is convinced.

Thanks, @Uncle Al.

This is very interesting:
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/μαστός

Whatever would we do without The Greeks?

It gets better. They are trying to grow food in a pile of dirt dumped in a park. And complained because the police took back the plastic (!) barricades they were using to mark the boundaries of their Totally Autonomous No Kidding DAD zone.

Really, most people in Seattle can’t tell the difference. That area was already Gay Hippie Central and had been for years. Logical thinking has never been an export.

Far better to just drop a MOAB on downtown Seattle!!!

Now, now, no need to do anything.
They’ll be destroying each other in various ways in short order and we’ll just need to expect to clean up behind them after the survivors return to the safety of mommy’s basement.
Enjoy the humor in the idea that these people are going to take over anything bigger or more complicated than a 12 year old’s tree fort.

I do wonder, however, who’s paying the bills for power and water in the “Autonomous zone”

so they didn’t like the status quo. so the used violance to steal six Blocks of someone elses Land and Invade it… that Makes them… Christopher Columbus!

One would think that if one was taking over a part of a city, one would choose a part that had a supermarket or Walmart.