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Oh, no!

They originally said it would be here today. Folks, that’s my booze order!

Never mind. I’ll just have to dip into the strategic gin reserves. As dog is my witness, I shall not face Christmas sober.

See you tomorrow!


Comment from Pupster
Time: December 24, 2020, 6:04 pm

Happy Christmas Eve, House of Badger and Stoat!

I just finished baking Santa’s sugar cookies. Vodka in the eggnog instead of rum this year, I hope the jolly old elf doesn’t mind.

*raises glass*

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: December 24, 2020, 6:56 pm

Happy Crimbo!

On Boxing Day…go out and box the ears of a Virus Porn purveyor.

Merry Christmas to all at Badger House and the other imaginary internet friends of Mdm Sweasel!

and an ear-worm ‘Christmas’ song for one and all!

Comment from Randall
Time: December 24, 2020, 7:20 pm

Two things: “Boxing day without booze!!!!”, and the saying that springs to mind is: “Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 24, 2020, 8:57 pm

A very merry, happy, cozy, and slightly benumbed Christmas Eve to Mme. Ermine, Oncle Blaireau, and all mes amis here at the stately stoaty E-manor!

It’s a simple meal for us here: standing rib roast of beef, baked potatoes with butter and sour cream, and a nice bottle of pinot noir. Homemade shortbread and apple cake for dessert. Yummmmmmmmm!

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 24, 2020, 8:58 pm

Merry Christmas, fellow minions!

Worry not. You would not believe the amount of booze stashed away in Badger House ‘just in case’. Why, anyone might think that we were a pair of hopeless drunks!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 24, 2020, 9:02 pm

Stoaty, your booze delivery is likely delayed because of all the Roombas, iPhone cases, and cheesy black and red split crotch teddies clogging up the shipping works.

Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 25, 2020, 12:03 am

Uncle Al…because nothing says Christmas like split crotch teddies!

Merry Christmas all!

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: December 25, 2020, 1:47 am

Merry Christmas to Badger House, and all who dwell within, and all Stoaty’s friends scattered around the world. Cheers!

Comment from lauraw
Time: December 25, 2020, 5:20 am

Merry Christmas!

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 25, 2020, 3:04 pm

Merry Christmas to all! I hope Santa brought you a magic pony, a case of gin, or a red split crotch teddie – whichever you prefer!*

*No, you can’t have them all – you weren’t THAT good this year!

Comment from Davem123
Time: December 25, 2020, 5:38 pm

Merry Christmas to all the followers of Stoaty and the Badger. Kind of sounds like a 70’s sitcom, doesn’t it?

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