Oh, no!
They originally said it would be here today. Folks, that’s my booze order!
Never mind. I’ll just have to dip into the strategic gin reserves. As dog is my witness, I shall not face Christmas sober.
See you tomorrow!
Posted: December 24th, 2020 under personal.
Comments: 11
Comments
Comment from Pupster
Time: December 24, 2020, 6:04 pm
Happy Christmas Eve, House of Badger and Stoat!
I just finished baking Santa’s sugar cookies. Vodka in the eggnog instead of rum this year, I hope the jolly old elf doesn’t mind.
*raises glass*
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: December 24, 2020, 6:56 pm
Happy Crimbo!
On Boxing Day…go out and box the ears of a Virus Porn purveyor.
Merry Christmas to all at Badger House and the other imaginary internet friends of Mdm Sweasel!
and an ear-worm ‘Christmas’ song for one and all!
https://xmastracks.wordpress.com/2014/12/06/st-stephens-day-murders/
Comment from Randall
Time: December 24, 2020, 7:20 pm
Two things: “Boxing day without booze!!!!”, and the saying that springs to mind is: “Poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 24, 2020, 8:57 pm
A very merry, happy, cozy, and slightly benumbed Christmas Eve to Mme. Ermine, Oncle Blaireau, and all mes amis here at the stately stoaty E-manor!
It’s a simple meal for us here: standing rib roast of beef, baked potatoes with butter and sour cream, and a nice bottle of pinot noir. Homemade shortbread and apple cake for dessert. Yummmmmmmmm!
Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: December 24, 2020, 8:58 pm
Merry Christmas, fellow minions!
Worry not. You would not believe the amount of booze stashed away in Badger House ‘just in case’. Why, anyone might think that we were a pair of hopeless drunks!
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 24, 2020, 9:02 pm
Stoaty, your booze delivery is likely delayed because of all the Roombas, iPhone cases, and cheesy black and red split crotch teddies clogging up the shipping works.
Comment from Armybrat
Time: December 25, 2020, 12:03 am
Uncle Al…because nothing says Christmas like split crotch teddies!
Merry Christmas all!
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: December 25, 2020, 1:47 am
Merry Christmas to Badger House, and all who dwell within, and all Stoaty’s friends scattered around the world. Cheers!
Comment from lauraw
Time: December 25, 2020, 5:20 am
Merry Christmas!
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 25, 2020, 3:04 pm
Merry Christmas to all! I hope Santa brought you a magic pony, a case of gin, or a red split crotch teddie – whichever you prefer!*
*No, you can’t have them all – you weren’t THAT good this year!
Comment from Davem123
Time: December 25, 2020, 5:38 pm
Merry Christmas to all the followers of Stoaty and the Badger. Kind of sounds like a 70’s sitcom, doesn’t it?
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