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Queen Elizabeth

My head says pick a 90+ year old…my heart says pick a dick with a loaner heart. Dick Cheney, come on down! (BTW, that new heart is 10 years old this year. Hope he bought the extended warranty…

Queen Elizabeth. Hey, we share a birthday.

Got in this time

Bob Newhart

Bob Barker

Tony Bennett

Ted Kaczynski

Did you hear the FBI when they executed their search warrant on Epstein’s residence left electronic media that had prominent male names with victims in the house to return a few days later and find out it was removed by his lawyer. I wonder how many of those videos went missing. Maybe that’s why he didn’t hang himself.

Mel Brooks

Jimmy Carter, make the world a happier place and take off, hoser!

Harry “me and Sharpton should both light ourselves on fire” Belafonte

Henry Kissinger..

Looks like Sydney Poitier’s no longer available.

I’m never in this early so I feel like I should poach someone else’s pick.

Meh. I’ll stick with Pelé.

William Shatner

Nancy Pelosi for the three-peat! Chuck the schmuck and Cocaine Mitch are also honorable nominees but Nancy really sticks in my craw….so Nancy for the win!

Anthony Fauci

Imma gonna go with Insaney Janey Fonda cuz eventually she’s gonna croak during cosmetic surgery, or all them fillers is gonna explode.

Eva Marie Saint, that sorta girl in North by Northwest

@armybrat:

Normally I would not cheer for a three-peat but I will gladly give up my pick to see you win again.

@jeff weimer:

It might not matter if Army Brat wins again but you might want to pick another pick for this deadpool since the queen got chosen out of the gate today.

Marsha Hunt

I’m going with Hillary because she really deserves it.

Joey is helping destroy the Democratic party so I’m okay with leaving him alone for a while till he finishes the job properly.

Then again, there’s Bill, who’s not safe until Ghislane Maxwell is done shooting herself 7 times in the back with a musket.

Sigh….No, I’ll stick with Hillary.

My pick this round is Kamala Harris. The Dem PTB see that Joey Stools is circling the commode maelstrom and they won’t be able to hide his dire condition much longer, and they also see that a President Harris would make matters worse rather than better. Ergo, Kakamala will most likely come down with a fatal case of endocarditis-cause cardiac arrest so that they can install somebody else — anybody else — as their meat puppet for the next three years. THREE! YEARS! GAAAAAH!

Dammit, I thought I had it out of the gate. Missed it my *that* much.

Okay, Pope Emeritus Bendedict XVI

Imma poaching Dick Van Dyke.

George Soros because the old bastid has gotta finally die some time and now would be good, very good actually

@Some Vegetable — I like your pick! But his sons gotta go, too. Plane crash?

Still waiting on that commie bastard Raul Castro …

Parnelli Jones – oldest living Indy 500 winner.

BTW, DP 149 was the shortest ever (12 minutes), and IMO the record will never be broken.

Bill Gates , you know that guy who met with Epstein once? Or and also the Operating System thief and jab expert. May he die a thousand deaths. But please let the first death come soon! Hell is waiting for thee Billy.

John Astin

Clint Eastwood

Sidney Poit…Dammit, Steve!

Ghislane Maxwell is still on the board, so I’ll take that naughty, naughty girl.

Val Kilmer

I feel like I need to complete the set, so this time I’m picking …
Micky Dolenz, the final Monkee.

Since I’m too late for Sidney Poitier,
back to Phil Collins then!

@RimrockR – if it will help, might I suggest that it be from

Smallpox.

Bill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” Clinton

Tina Louise – ‘Ginger’ is going to be the last to leave Gilligan’s Isle.

Bill Ayers. He’s so smug. Hope it gets wiped off soon

I’m sticking with Senator Manchin. He is interfering with the imposition of Democrat permanent rule. They are not going to forgive or forget. A tragic accident or something cardiac.

Subotai Bahadur

Norman Lear

Back to Larry Storch.

Bob Schieffer

Since the Fritz poached my usual pick I’ll go with actress Glynis Johns.

“3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.”

I’ll stick with Rosalynn Carter.

I think Armybrat has a really good shot this time with Nancy Pelosi. She’s got that “skull working its way out” look that so often presages death.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/pelosi-gop-blocking-voting-rights-bill-republicans-across-country-really-legislative-continuation-january-6th-video/

Paul Erlich. Fucking die already

Klaus Schwab, the WEF a-hole. As Dennis Miller once said, “Every rats gotta bite the pipe someday!”

Oooo, another childhood favorite has shuffled the mortal coil.
Dwayne Hickman’s quest for Thalia Menninger is finally over.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/dwayne-hickman-many-loves-dobie-gillis-dead-87

Bob Saget told his last joke now too. 65 is too young to go (I’m nearly that age myself).

Oh noes! Truly Scrumptious passed away last month. I had missed that.

Jeeeeezus! Bob Saget is gone. He was a good one….

nobody picked Robert Durst…except the Grim Reaper.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/robert-durst-is-dead/

Woody Allen-

So nobody had Ronnie Spector on their card either.

RIP.

Check out the “celebrity” roast of Saget on YouTube. The whole audience yuks it up over him being called a raping, murdering pedophile. It’s not a joke. If you were accused of that all evening long, would you laugh, let alone smile?

Saget had a squeaky-clean image from Full House, but his own comedy routines were beyond raunchy,

“If you were accused of that all evening long, would you laugh, let alone smile?”

If I were a professional comedian (and also not a raping, murdering pedophile), yes, I would smile and laugh, because in comedy circles it’s a sign of respect to trash the crap out of each other.

Yvette Mimieux has gone to where the celestial boys are…

Marvin Lee Aday has passed. Who you say? The Man, the Myth, the Meatloaf.

I saw him play in FL on New Years eve in the mid 90’s. One of the best, most fun concerts I have ever seen. “Paradise by The Dashboard Light” is the anthem for an era. RIP.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/legendary-rocker-meat-loaf-is-dead/

RIP Meatloaf

Louie Anderson American Comedian

I have heard he’s in the hospital.

Pauly Shore asking for thoughts and prayers.

LavenderGirl for the win…again. Cutting it close this time!

Anyone think Weasie may have forgotten today’s new pool? There was no mention of it in the immediate preceding posts.

Entirely possible. She had to do her taxes this week, and that can derail yer brain-housing group.

Johnny Fever has spun his last tall stack of hot wax. Howard Hesseman, star of ‘WKRP in Cincinnati,’ has passed at 81.

Holy Shit! Tom Lehrer is still alive? Gimme that!