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Dead Pool Round 150: day after Insurrection Day, back to work

Well! Armybrat has two dicks. Desmond Tutu and Betty White, two perennial favorites.

Sidney Poitier is now out of the running, too – though, to be honest, I hadn’t thought of him in years. Not one of those celebrities who cling on to the limelight, I guess.

And now I have to go batten down the hatches (or at least tarpaulin the chicken house) before a storm reaches us tonight – high winds and heavy rain. I am turning into a mushroom people.

So, before I get spores all over everything – are we ready?

Then let’s begin.

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody. Plus (Pupster’s Rule) no picking someone who’s only famous for being the oldest person alive.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay? Also, make sure you have a correct spelling of your choice somewhere in your comment. These threads get longish and I use search to figure out if we have a winner.

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you’ve won before, send me your address again. I don’t keep good records.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.

Comments


Comment from BullDawgGirl
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:01 pm

Queen Elizabeth


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:01 pm

My head says pick a 90+ year old…my heart says pick a dick with a loaner heart. Dick Cheney, come on down! (BTW, that new heart is 10 years old this year. Hope he bought the extended warranty…


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:01 pm

Queen Elizabeth. Hey, we share a birthday.


Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:01 pm

Got in this time


Comment from Hutch
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:02 pm

Bob Newhart


Comment from RushBabe
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:02 pm

Bob Barker


Comment from G_d’s Middle Finger
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:04 pm

Tony Bennett


Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:04 pm

Ted Kaczynski

Did you hear the FBI when they executed their search warrant on Epstein’s residence left electronic media that had prominent male names with victims in the house to return a few days later and find out it was removed by his lawyer. I wonder how many of those videos went missing. Maybe that’s why he didn’t hang himself.


Comment from Gromulin
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:05 pm

Mel Brooks


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:06 pm

Jimmy Carter, make the world a happier place and take off, hoser!


Comment from LesterIII
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:07 pm

Harry “me and Sharpton should both light ourselves on fire” Belafonte


Comment from p2
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:13 pm

Henry Kissinger..


Comment from p2
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:21 pm

Looks like Sydney Poitier’s no longer available.


Comment from blake
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:28 pm

I’m never in this early so I feel like I should poach someone else’s pick.

Meh. I’ll stick with Pelé.


Comment from Teej
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:43 pm

William Shatner


Comment from Armybrat
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:52 pm

Nancy Pelosi for the three-peat! Chuck the schmuck and Cocaine Mitch are also honorable nominees but Nancy really sticks in my craw….so Nancy for the win!


Comment from Ea
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:53 pm

Anthony Fauci


Comment from BJM
Time: January 7, 2022, 6:54 pm

Imma gonna go with Insaney Janey Fonda cuz eventually she’s gonna croak during cosmetic surgery, or all them fillers is gonna explode.


Comment from Ben
Time: January 7, 2022, 7:11 pm

Eva Marie Saint, that sorta girl in North by Northwest


Comment from BullDawgGuy
Time: January 7, 2022, 7:19 pm

@armybrat:

Normally I would not cheer for a three-peat but I will gladly give up my pick to see you win again.

@jeff weimer:

It might not matter if Army Brat wins again but you might want to pick another pick for this deadpool since the queen got chosen out of the gate today.


Comment from steve
Time: January 7, 2022, 7:21 pm

Marsha Hunt


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: January 7, 2022, 7:30 pm

I’m going with Hillary because she really deserves it.

Joey is helping destroy the Democratic party so I’m okay with leaving him alone for a while till he finishes the job properly.

Then again, there’s Bill, who’s not safe until Ghislane Maxwell is done shooting herself 7 times in the back with a musket.

Sigh….No, I’ll stick with Hillary.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: January 7, 2022, 7:33 pm

My pick this round is Kamala Harris. The Dem PTB see that Joey Stools is circling the commode maelstrom and they won’t be able to hide his dire condition much longer, and they also see that a President Harris would make matters worse rather than better. Ergo, Kakamala will most likely come down with a fatal case of endocarditis-cause cardiac arrest so that they can install somebody else — anybody else — as their meat puppet for the next three years. THREE! YEARS! GAAAAAH!


Comment from Jeff Weimer
Time: January 7, 2022, 8:18 pm

Dammit, I thought I had it out of the gate. Missed it my *that* much.

Okay, Pope Emeritus Bendedict XVI


Comment from The Neon Madman
Time: January 7, 2022, 8:25 pm

Imma poaching Dick Van Dyke.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: January 7, 2022, 8:33 pm

George Soros because the old bastid has gotta finally die some time and now would be good, very good actually


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: January 7, 2022, 8:57 pm

@Some Vegetable — I like your pick! But his sons gotta go, too. Plane crash?


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: January 7, 2022, 9:09 pm

Still waiting on that commie bastard Raul Castro


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: January 7, 2022, 9:48 pm

Parnelli Jones – oldest living Indy 500 winner.

BTW, DP 149 was the shortest ever (12 minutes), and IMO the record will never be broken.


Comment from RimrockR
Time: January 7, 2022, 10:25 pm

Bill Gates , you know that guy who met with Epstein once? Or and also the Operating System thief and jab expert. May he die a thousand deaths. But please let the first death come soon! Hell is waiting for thee Billy.


Comment from xul
Time: January 7, 2022, 10:46 pm

John Astin


Comment from Spad13
Time: January 7, 2022, 11:42 pm

Clint Eastwood


Comment from Pablo
Time: January 7, 2022, 11:45 pm

Sidney Poit…Dammit, Steve!

Ghislane Maxwell is still on the board, so I’ll take that naughty, naughty girl.


Comment from MrsMGunz
Time: January 7, 2022, 11:51 pm

Val Kilmer


Comment from Tim Carlson
Time: January 7, 2022, 11:59 pm

I feel like I need to complete the set, so this time I’m picking …
Micky Dolenz, the final Monkee.


Comment from dissent555
Time: January 8, 2022, 12:07 am

Since I’m too late for Sidney Poitier,
back to Phil Collins then!


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: January 8, 2022, 1:32 am

@RimrockR – if it will help, might I suggest that it be from

Smallpox.


Comment from smedley
Time: January 8, 2022, 1:35 am

Bill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” Clinton


Comment from currently
Time: January 8, 2022, 2:25 am

Tina Louise – ‘Ginger’ is going to be the last to leave Gilligan’s Isle.


Comment from PatAZ
Time: January 8, 2022, 3:11 am

Bill Ayers. He’s so smug. Hope it gets wiped off soon


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: January 8, 2022, 4:54 am

I’m sticking with Senator Manchin. He is interfering with the imposition of Democrat permanent rule. They are not going to forgive or forget. A tragic accident or something cardiac.

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: January 8, 2022, 12:51 pm

Norman Lear


Comment from platypuss
Time: January 8, 2022, 3:17 pm

Back to Larry Storch.


Comment from spunkus
Time: January 9, 2022, 1:52 am

Bob Schieffer


Comment from Nana1
Time: January 9, 2022, 7:38 pm

Since the Fritz poached my usual pick I’ll go with actress Glynis Johns.


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 9, 2022, 8:02 pm

“3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.”


Comment from Davem123
Time: January 9, 2022, 9:00 pm

I’ll stick with Rosalynn Carter.

I think Armybrat has a really good shot this time with Nancy Pelosi. She’s got that “skull working its way out” look that so often presages death.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/01/pelosi-gop-blocking-voting-rights-bill-republicans-across-country-really-legislative-continuation-january-6th-video/


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 9, 2022, 10:55 pm

Paul Erlich. Fucking die already


Comment from WeaselWannabe
Time: January 9, 2022, 11:05 pm

Klaus Schwab, the WEF a-hole. As Dennis Miller once said, “Every rats gotta bite the pipe someday!”


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 10, 2022, 12:08 am

Oooo, another childhood favorite has shuffled the mortal coil.
Dwayne Hickman’s quest for Thalia Menninger is finally over.
https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/dwayne-hickman-many-loves-dobie-gillis-dead-87


Comment from Hutch
Time: January 10, 2022, 1:07 am

Bob Saget told his last joke now too. 65 is too young to go (I’m nearly that age myself).


Comment from Hutch
Time: January 10, 2022, 1:10 am

Oh noes! Truly Scrumptious passed away last month. I had missed that.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: January 10, 2022, 1:34 am

Jeeeeezus! Bob Saget is gone. He was a good one….


Comment from thefritz
Time: January 10, 2022, 8:42 pm

nobody picked Robert Durst…except the Grim Reaper.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/robert-durst-is-dead/


Comment from ama
Time: January 12, 2022, 4:32 am

Woody Allen-


Comment from dissent555
Time: January 13, 2022, 3:18 am

So nobody had Ronnie Spector on their card either.

RIP.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: January 13, 2022, 5:59 pm

Check out the “celebrity” roast of Saget on YouTube. The whole audience yuks it up over him being called a raping, murdering pedophile. It’s not a joke. If you were accused of that all evening long, would you laugh, let alone smile?

Saget had a squeaky-clean image from Full House, but his own comedy routines were beyond raunchy,


Comment from blake
Time: January 15, 2022, 11:32 pm

“If you were accused of that all evening long, would you laugh, let alone smile?”

If I were a professional comedian (and also not a raping, murdering pedophile), yes, I would smile and laugh, because in comedy circles it’s a sign of respect to trash the crap out of each other.

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