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Queen Elizabeth

so many worthy choices….Let’s stay with Dick ‘my borrowed heart won’t last forever’ Cheney.

William (the Shat) Shatner!

Without Michael Sussmann, all the legal calls to release Democrat damaging materials will disappear.

Ted Kaczynski

Bob Barker, come on down!

91 year-old Rupert Murdoch must not be tapping that youngun Jerry Hall, Y’all (let me know if you don’t recognize the joke).

So I nominate Rupert Murdoch.

Joe Biden

poaching George Soros.

Penis Van Lesbian

Dick Van Dyke for the dick

Julian Assange

Henry Alfred Kissinger is a German-born American politician, diplomat, and geopolitical consultant who is still alive. Who knew? Anyhow he can’t last forever and now is as good a time to go as any!

Phil Collins

Jimmy Carter. How old was he back when he was president anyway? Actually, he is eligible for a 2nd term if he wants to run against Biden. Normally I don’t pick this early but this time I’m going for the win.

Mel Brooks

George Soros.

We’re waiting…

Sticking with Paul Erlich. It’s Earth Day, after all!

Mit Romney -he’s looking poorly lately

In honor of her 90th birthday yesterday, the lovely and talented Elaine May, who played Ruth Bader Ginsburg in a recent TV series. (Fun fact: Elaine May was born the year prior to Ginsburg.)

Ghislaine Maxwell.

My last pick was a 98-year-old tennis champion, but he was too tough. Still I think I’ll stay out on center court: Frank Sedgman, winner of the Australian Open (1949, 1950), the US Open (1951, 1952), and Wimbledon (1952) – as an amateur.

I gotta go with Bill Clinton. I don’t want to be sad if I win like last time.

Hillary Clinton

Norman Lear..at 99 he’s got to give it up sometime

So many choices…but Imma go with Kameltoe Harris. Let’s go Brandon is a given…but the Dems need a 2-fer so they can put a stronger POTUS & VP in place for ’24.

The Obamas canceled their lucrative contract with Spotify…an odd move, eh? I thought Obama was hoovering up every buck he could. Summin’s up.

@jc…an excellent quip!

I keep hearing from friends in the know that there is a strong possibility that Vladimir Putin is end-stage from one or more diseases. That and he is tearing apart the Russian economy AND the Russian military. That includes a much higher casualty rate amongst general officers than is the norm in the Russian military. They don’t “do” leading from the front. Sounds like he is ripe for a multiple round firearms accident.

Mind you, I would prefer Soros or a number of other people, but Putin will do.

Subotai Bahadur

Veeshir, I ONLY ever pick a person whose demise will cheer me. Yeah I’m nasty.

Taylor Lorenz

I know Soros is popular and all, but there’s a duplicate entry twixt dissent555 and UncleB.

So since I can’t have Soros, I’ll take a similar rat bastard
Klaus Martin Schwab, von Heckinggen Dunkleversteiner Spladenschlitt Dingle Dangle Dongle von Knackerthrasher.

Hillary Clinton. Since someone else already got Vladdybaby.
Maybe we will get a twofer and bill and hill will both kick it in the same location.

So not hillary i missed than someone already had her.

How bout Psaki, Jen then. She might be a good candidate for Arkancide. Assuming Hill dont kick first.

Damn, late again. Ok, just because he’s a natural target of the Rooskies, Volodymr Zelenskyy.

Diane Feinstein

Marsha Hunt

Wow, late to the party but Nasty Nancy Pelosi is still available! Maybe she’ll get dropped in middle of the Pacific on her way to the Island of Formosa. One can dream…,

Larry Storch to F off.

Hey, anybody seen Lester. It’s not like him to miss a Deadpool….

Noam Chomsky

More often than not, it’s somebody off the radar who croaks, idnit?

Orrin Grant Hatch (March 22, 1934 – April 23, 2022) was an American attorney, politician, and…

I’m going with Ed Begley, Jr. for the dick!

72 years old, 6′ 4″, adult pretender, and an environmental activist prick.

Nobody called Orrin Hatch, eh?

Former Pope Benedict

Vladamir Putin. A boy can dream…

Dammit Subotai Bahadur…gotta put that name up front, then tell your story, for us late to the game scanning the responses idiots

Bob Newhart

Hmmm, nobody picked the lowest hanging fruit….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kane_Tanaka

Re: @thefritz, I think picking Kane Tanaka would have been a violation of Rule Zero, sub-section 4 (Pupster’s Rule), “only famous for being the oldest person alive”.

@Gromulin…hold the ctrl key and hit F … brings up the page search box.

Dabney Coleman – 90 y/o American Actor.

Returning to an old favorite, Chuckie Schumer. Such a POS.

@Stephen, who reads rules?!

Clint Eastwood

Harry Belafonte – He’s bananas.

Going with a British Favorite.

Deborah James, BBC presenter

Hate to see her leave us but a dicks a dick.

Late to the party; we live in interesting times. Thank you for the concern, Fritz. I am well, just overwhelmed and task saturated. The Estate has an exploratory 4th-sublevel project currently in the works. Perhaps I’ll have you out to see it in the ‘experimental’ phases, and as an Honored Guest you need not worry. I’ll send the discourtesy van for Spunkus, however. We are in need of fresh participants.

In light of the poach, I’ll return to June “Maureen Robinson & She-Wolf of London” Lockhart.

So good to hear from you Lester. I supposed it was duty calling you….and I am relieved your ever expanding or shall I say, ‘deepening’ of the Estate was the cause of your tardy return to the DP. Oh, I would welcome that visit as your soirees always warm the cockles.

Alan Greenspan is getting awfully ripe. Let’s do this, Al!

Danny Bonaduce

Ozzy ozbourne. I hear he has the dreaded Chinese yellow peril death sourge virus.

Norman Yoshio Mineta (November 12, 1931 – May 3, 2022)… oversaw creation of TSA during the Dubya Bush administration.

Norman Lloyd finally crossed the finish line and nobody had him….

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/norman-lloyd-dead-106-1234951530/

Let’s stop the screeching of:

Yoko Ono

Embarrassed to say I lived in Houston for more than 10 years and never visited Gilley’s Honky Tonk before they razed it. Now Mickey is gone too…. https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/mickey-gilley-dead

John Astin

The meathead rob riener

Looks like nobody had Vangelis either.

Diane Feinstein yet again

Ray Liotta, 67. In permanent Witness Relocation Program. 🙁

Two to add to the list… strange times lately:

Depeche Mode – Andy Fletcher
Yes, and Plastic Ono Band – Alan White

Bo Hopkins has passed. Forgot just how cool he was….
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/actor-bo-hopkins-passes-away/

Wow, no one had Sophie Freud either, huh?

Val Kilmer

we lost another big one….
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/seals-and-croft-singer-is-dead/

Was just rereading this illustrious pool, to see what I’ve missed in awhile, and saw your comment about Norman Lloyd, Fritz. He died in May 2021, for which I won DP#123.

What I meant to say, on the one year anniversary of his passing, was, “Hey everybody, remember when Lester won with Norman Lloyd last year….”

LavenderGirl wins…again…with Deborah James. New DP Friday???

James Caan is off the list. RIP Santino.

Are we sure Larry Storch didn’t pass away BEFORE Abe Shinzo?