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My lunch had a good life

Oh, Waitrose. I feel like there’s something you’re not telling me. Did he have a winsome smile? A mellifluous squeal? Did he have a crush on the sow in the airy barn next door? At night, did he look up at the stars and…

Nah, screw it. There’s only so much I need to know about my lunch.


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: October 25, 2022, 8:03 pm

That label has an ESG/PETA/SJW atmosphere about it… I have a sixth sense for these things.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: October 25, 2022, 8:39 pm

He led an idyllic life and never wanted for anything, even free medical care…he only had one bad day, now he’s in heaven with the angels.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: October 25, 2022, 8:52 pm

Some Pig! 🕷

Comment from blake
Time: October 26, 2022, 4:53 am

He was some pig.

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: October 26, 2022, 11:43 am

I wonder what Waitrose would write about veal.

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